Hi everyone! So, I had written this a long time ago when I was bored and wasn't sure if I would publish it or not. It isn't really related to the last chapter, but I've put it in the same story because it's the same format. This story will probably just be a series of random bade one-shots, in dialogue format, which I'll update when I'm bored.

Disclaimer: I don't own VicTORIous.

"Jade?"

"…"

"I'm bored."

"Good for you."

"Will you hang out with me?"

"No."

"Then what am I gonna do?"

"Shave your cat."

"I don't have a cat."

"Then buy a cat."

"I don't wanna buy a cat."

"Then shave Cat."

"What? No!"

"…"

"Jadey?"

"What do you want, Becky?"

"Okay point taken."

"Good. Now seriously, what do you want?"

"…"

"What is it?"

"I love you."

"Whatever, loser."

"Y'know, the polite response is 'I love you too'."

"If I had been polite my whole life, I would be nowhere."

"…That's actually very true."

"I know."

"…"

"I guess… I love you too…"

"Yay!"

"You are such a girl."

So I hope you enjoyed that random one-shot of randomness! The new story I'm working on will be first up – hopefully – by the start of summer. It's a lot different than anything I've written before – a lot more serious anyway, so I hope that you guys will take a look at it when it's up.

By the way, I promise that the other one-shot I've written will be up by next Saturday (2nd March). If it isn't – feel free to bug me via PMs, reviews etc.

~Char xox