Disclaimer: Credit goes to JKRowling and '.But Friends Make Secrets'
The next morning, the boys woke up to find Sirius staring dreamily at a poster of Celestina Warbeck.
"Oh God Padfoot," sighed James, "What the hell?!"
"Don't you just love Celestina Warbeck?!" he said dreamily
"Not particularly..." Remus clambered out of bed, and Peter rolled onto the floor sleepily, landing with a thud.
"We're going to Hogsmeade today, marauders!" James said spontaneously, and Remus moaned
"Do we have to? We'll get in trouble!" he wailed
"Shut up Moony," Sirius grinned, "Get dressed boys, Hogsmeade, 1 hour. Be there!"
James chuckled.
An hour later...
James and Sirius strutted through the streets of Hogsmeade alone, swigging from a bottle of firewhiskey.
"I can't believe they ditched us, man!" James said, incredulously
"Silly boys," Sirius sighed
They strolled into Wiz-Tunes, the only music shop in the village
Sirius shrieked girlishly and ran up to a large cardboard cut-out of 16-year-old model and singer, Celestina Warbeck, that was bewitched to sing and dance loudly. He tackled her and knocked her over.
"Hey babe," he said, seductively,
"Sirius," James raised his eyebrows, "You do realise that's not really her,"
"Oh I luuuurve you Celes – what?" he snapped out of his trance
"It's a cardboard cut-out! She's only a spell – oh never mind," said James as Sirius started kissing the poor 'girl.'
James sprinted into the room and grabbed a quill, scribbling something down on the piece of parchment that hung on the back of the door.
He was shortly followed by Sirius, who threw himself onto his bed, wailing.
"But it's perfectly normal to love Celestina Warbeck! She's amaaaaazing!" he sobbed
It was too late.
2) Obsessively loving Celestina Warbeck and making out with a cardboard cut-out of her.
Remus and Peter just observed, very amused.
Lol. Reviews?
