Thanks to KittyLynne for all of her wonderful advice. I don't know what I would've done without it. Now on with the show.
Tasuki: Hey Shellie whers ma f!ing sake at dammit?
Shellie: I told you. You can have it when you do the disclaimer.
T: How'm I suppsd ta do that whin i don know wha it is.
S: Remember it's when you tell them I don't own any of this.
T: ah yeah thas it. So whers ma sake at?
S: What did I just tell you.
T: Ya jis told'em.
S:(sweat drop) GRRRRRR! Fine I'm goin.
T: I knew I'd git er. (evil grin) Anyhoo back ta da story.
CHAPTER 2 -- Dreams and Reality
Shun'u rubbed his eyes and looked out the window to where his wife was sitting again. 'I'm seeing shit no one's out there with her' he thought as he pulled back the curtain. Sure enough it was still there. 'What the hell is that light. Who is that guy with his arm around my wife' he thought as he left their bedroom and headed down the stairs. 'There's no way she would cheat on me.'
Meanwhile Hikari and Suzaku continued their conversation oblivious to the fact that her husband was on his way to see just who she was with. "So I should just leave them alone, and not say anything about my parents?" Hikari questioned.
"Don't you listen to a thing that I tell you?" Suzaku scolded her.
"Yeah I listen to everything you tell me. I just don't want to lie to him." She said with a frown.
"It won't be a lie he knows who you parents are."
"He only knows there names and faces. He doesn't know their history. How they met and fell in love. Over came time and everything just to be together."
"That's ok for now, he will know soon enough." Suzaku said as he sensed Shun'u making his way out of the house. "Kari, angel I have to leave."
"What do ya mean you have to lea..." Hikari began to say. He was already gone by the time she voiced her question.
Shun'u came running out of the back door. "Hikari who were you with?" Shun'u asked gasping for breath while looking around.
"Huh. I wasn't with anyone." 'There's no way that he saw him. No one has ever seen him before, but what if he did. What could that possibly mean. Even Mom and Dad couldn't see him when they were still alive. Dammit there's something that Zaku is not telling me. I hate when he does that.'
"I saw someone sitting here with you when I looked out the window." He said as he picked her up and looked underneath her, and checking under the bench she was occupying.
"Shun'u I think that you were just imagining things. You must still be half asleep." Hikari said wondering how on earth he was able to see Suzaku.
"I coulda sworn. Maybe your right it's been a long day, come to bed babe. You know that I can't sleep without you." 'I saw someone out here with her. Why is she hiding it from me, and just where the hell did that guy go.'
"I'm coming just let me grab Hoshi." With the last words out of her mouth the black and orange ball of fur known as Hoshi took off running with Harley on her heels.
Suzaku was in the shadows watching to make sure his angel made it to the house ok muttering to himself about how stupid cats and husbands were.
"HARLEY LEAVE IT!" Shun'u yelled. The 90lb American Bulldog didn't even slow his pace.
Hikari just shook her head then letting out a very loud whistle the dog halted in his tracks. "Come" was the only word she spoke as the dog skulked his way back over to his mistress' side. "Bad dog." She said to him as he walked along side her to the house with his tail tucked and his head held low the whole time.
"So how come he listens to you and not me?" Shun'u complained putting his arm around his wife. Forgetting about what he just saw a few moments ago.
"How am I supposed to know? Maybe he just doesn't like that you call him a thing when your mad at him."
As they made there way to the house Hikari pointed towards her office door and Harley made his way in there knowing there was no way he was getting into the bed that night. "So do you want to tell me again why you had to have a cat." Shun'u said while they were walking up the stairs.
"I've always had a cat. That's why." She said pointedly.
"Oh that's right I forgot."
"Anyways why are you asking a question like that. You're the one who went and picked Hoshi out. You're the one who brought her home. I didn't have anything to do with it."
"Um a yeah i guess that I forgot that to." Shun'u said while rubbing the back of his head. 'Imagine that' Hikari thought as she followed him into their bedroom.
Hikari was picking up her husband's clothes that were laying from one end of the room to the other as she made her way into the bathroom to brush her teeth. "You know you really can be a slob sometimes." She said picking up his sock.
"Stop picking on me." He whined as he crawled back into bed.
"I will when you start cleaning up you clothes." She chided as she threw them into the hamper. As she was picking up her own clothes that she left on the bathroom floor something fell out of one of the pockets. 'Oh yeah almost forgot about this' she thought as she picked up the red feather. She placed it in the pocket of her robe and began to brush her teeth.
As she was walking out of the bathroom to head for the bed she remembered the feather that was in the pocket of her robe. "Honey I'll be right back. I need to go down to my office to check on Harley."
"Umm kay hurry back." He said sleepily.
Hikari walked in her office and Harley's head lifted in high hope that just maybe he wasn't in trouble anymore and would be able to join his mistress in bed tonight. "Not a chance boy. You're still in trouble." She said as she saw him lift his head. Harley laid his head back down with a sigh.
Hikari went to her desk and opened the bottom drawer of the large mahogany structure. She pulled out a cherry wood box about the size of a shoe box. It was warm to her touch. It had always been warm to the touch. As she opened it the soft red glow made its way into the room. She pulled the feather from her pocket and placed it with the rest. She sighed as she was closing the box. Placing the box back in its place she rose from the chair. 'Why do I save these feathers' she thought to herself while making her way back up stairs. 'It's like somewhere in the back of my mind I think that I'll never see him again or something.' She shrugged off the thought as she walked in her bedroom and closed the door.
Climbing into bed she threw her robe on the chair and turned off the lights. Pulling the covers over her she snuggled deep within their warmth and curled up next to her husband. Shun'u's arm immediately reached for her as he whispered "wo ai nee."
"Forever and always." She said as he pulled her closer. They both drifted off to what should've been a night of peaceful dreams.
Hikari was peacefully dreaming about her childhood.
"Mommy are we going to live where Uncle Keisuke lives" the younger version of herself asked.
"Yes darling we are" Miaka said to her inquisitive daughter.
"Why mommy?"
"Because Daddy got a transfer sweetie"
"Whas a twansfer" Hikari bubbly asked.
"It's when you get a different job and have to move" Miaka explained.
"Otay mommy" with that Hikari skipped away to play with her neko Tsuki.
Hikari smiled to herself in her sleep
"Uncle Keisuke when will mommy and daddy be back to get me?" A slightly older version of her younger self asked her uncle.
"They'll be here soon sweetie." Keisuke said to his young niece.
"Where did they go?"
"They went to go buy some things for the new babies room" he told her smiling down at her.
"I hope the new baby's a girl."
"Why is that sweetie" he asked picking her up to go back into the house.
"Cuz I don wanna a brother." She stated with a look so serious he couldn't believe she was only eight.
"What's wrong with brothers Hikari? If your mommy didn't have one you wouldn't have me"
"Really?" She questioned.
"Really. Honest. Cross my heart" Keisuke said crossing his heart as he said it.
"Okay then I wanna brother." She firmly stated as her parents walked in the front door of her uncle's house.
"Mommy! Daddy!" She yelled jumping from her uncles arms and running full speed towards her parents. "I wanna brother." She said as her father scooped her up.
"Is that so?" He questioned as he swung her around in his arms.
"Uh huh an I want hims name to be ummm Panda." She stated.
"Panda huh. Let me and your mommy talk about that tonight"
"Okay. Mommy can i name the baby?" She asked looking at her mother. Miaka laughed at the thought.
"Hey I wanted to name you when you were brought home." Keisuke said to her. Miaka's look was horrified.
"What were you going to name me?" She asked her brother.
"Um I don't think you want to know."
"Yeah I do come on tell me."
"Okay fine you asked for it. I wanted to name you Inu."
"What you wanted to name me Dog?" She yelled at her brother.
"Well you know I always wanted a dog'' he stated as he ran behind Taka to hide.
"Taka get out of my way, I'm gonna kill him this time"
"Honey calm down it's not good for the baby." Taka told his wife trying to calm her down.
"It's okay mommy I'll get him." Hikari said as she jumped out of her dad's arms and ran after her uncle.
"She's just like you Taka. Always protecting me." Miaka stated as she slipped into his embrace.
Hikari shifted in her sleep as her dreams began to change.
It was raining outside. It had been raining all day. "Uncle Keisuke I'm bored." Hikari stated as she stared out the window of her uncle's house. "I wanna go outside"
"Hikari you can't go outside it's raining and you'll catch cold." He stated to his niece.
"I don care I'm bored."
"You're not going outside. I don't care how bored you are. Your parents will kill me if you get a cold because I let you go outside. Why don't you go play some video games."
"Ok fine, but I've already beat every game you own Uncle Keisuke." Hikari pouted as she walked off. As she made it to the other room the phone rang.
"Hello?" Keisuke questioned.
"Mr. Yuuki?" The voice on the other end of the line questioned.
"Yes. That's me."
"Sir I'm sorry to inform you that your sister and brother-in-law have been in a car wreck."
"Are they ok. Was anyone hurt. Is the baby ok?" Keisuke frantically questioned the voice on the phone.
"No Sir I'm sorry to inform you that they didn't make it." Keisuke heard the bang as the phone that his niece had, unbeknownst to him, picked up fell to the floor.
"MOMMY DADDY!" she screamed. Keisuke dropped the phone and ran to his niece.
"Shhhh sweetie it's okay." All Hikari could do was cry and yell for her mommy and daddy.
Hikari woke up in a cold sweat. 'I haven't had that dream in years.' She thought to herself as she tried to calm down.
"Hikari what's wrong?" Shun'u asked as he felt his wife sit up in bed.
"It's nothing. I'm fine. I just had a bad dream."
"Hikari in all the years I've known you you've never had a bad dream." He said rubbing his wife's back. "Do you want to talk about it?" He questioned.
"Not really." She answered still trying to get the memories of that horrific day out of her mind.
"Are you sure?"
"Yeah I'm sure I'll tell you about it tomorrow. I can't talk about it right now."
"Ok whatever you want darling." He said as he pulled her into his arms. "Do you think that you can go back to sleep?" He questioned while running his hand through her hair. He knew that it had always calmed her down.
"Yeah I'll be able to go back to sleep. Just hold me though please?" Hikari laid in her husband arms and eventually cried herself back to sleep.
Hikari woke up to an all to comfortable cat laying on her stomach. She smiled and started to stroke Hoshi's head. "So when did you decide to come home?" She questioned her cat. Hoshi just meowed and laid her head back down to rest on her white paws. "Why did I have that dream again?" She questioned herself moving the cat off of her stomach. 'I haven't had that dream since I was twelve.' She thought as she picked up her silk robe and slid it on. Putting her feet in her slippers she left the bedroom heading towards the kitchen for some much needed coffee.
"How did you sleep honey?" Shun'u questioned as she walked into the kitchen. He was seated at the kitchen table reading the Wall Street Journal while sipping on some orange juice.
"Ok after I finally fell back to sleep." She mumbled grabbing a mug from the counter and pouring herself some coffee.
"Still not awake are you?"
"No not really." She said after taking a sip of coffee which she immediately spit back out. "Dammit." She said as she looked at the black liquid in her mug.
"Forgot your cream and sugar huh." Shun'u said looking at her over the top of his paper.
"How did you guess?" She said reaching for the cream. After she finished making her coffee she sat down at the kitchen table and grabbed some toast off of Shun'u's plate.
"So what time is your dad having those things delivered?" She questioned while munching on the toast.
"Around One o'clock I think. Why?"
"Just wondering. So have you decided where your going to put your ancestors belongings yet?"
"Well I was going to store them in the safe in your office until the new one is installed. That is if there is enough room in your safe with all of your jewelry in there."
"There's enough room. I don't have that much jewelry that needs to be in the safe." She stated as she finished her piece of toast.
"That's good. I just don't want them sitting out while I have the new safe built in the basement."
"Yeah I guess it wouldn't be a good idea to leave a diamond fan just laying around the house." Hikari stated as she got up from the table. "I'm gonna go to my office and pay the bills okay sweetie?"
"Yeah I'll be in my office working on some client listings that I need to get finished before I go back to work."
While making her way to her office she heard the phone ring. She froze as last nights dream came back to her mind quickly. Leaning on the hallway wall she took several deep breaths. 'What is wrong with me. They've been gone for years. I've been over it for years. Maybe I just need to calm down. All this guilt about not telling Shun who my parents are must be getting to me. I'll tell him later after he's finished his work. He may think that I'm crazy, but at least I won't have this guilt eating away at me anymore.' She shook her head and finished the walk to her office.
As she opened the door Hoshi made her way in and jumped up into her favorite window. Hikari walked over and gently scratched the feline's head. "What's up girl?" She asked as looked out the window to see what had grabbed her cat's attention. As she looked out she noticed that Harley was in the yard carrying a stick in his mouth. "It's just Harley Hoshi nothing to get all worked up over." She started to leave the window until she noticed that Harley dropped the stick at Suzaku's feet. 'What's he doing playing with the dog in the middle of the day with everyone home?' She thought as she opened the window.
"Harley come." She stated as she leaned out of the window. As she said it Suzaku looked over at her and disappeared. Just as she hoped that she would grab his attention along with Harley's. He appeared in her office and closed the door.
"So what brings you here this morning?" She asked as she walked over to him.
"Well I thought that I should be here when Tasuki's possessions arrived." He stated as he pulled her in for a hug. "And is that anyway to greet your oldest friend?" He said as he let her out of his arms.
"No not really, but I just didn't expect to see you playing fetch with Harley in broad daylight with my husband home either." She stated looking into his red eyes.
"Well that wasn't my idea. Harley's the one who brought over the stick.'' He stated as he sat on the soft brown leather sofa that adorned one wall in her office.
"You should know better than to do that. Especially after last night. You know that he saw you."
"I know." He stated brushing it off as if everyone in the world could see him.
"So why could he see you?"
"You will learn that in time angel. Just don't worry your pretty little head over it now."
'Just what the hell is he not telling me?' She thought as she glared at him as she sat in the sat in the soft chair behind her large desk. As she turned on the computer she remembered something that she had learned a long time ago. That no one in this world or any other could push her buttons the way that the God of Love could.
"So what are you doing?" He asked as the computer came to life.
"Paying bills." She replied still a little miffed at his earlier answer. "You know your early by the way. Tasuki's things won't be here for another few hours."
"That's ok. I wanted to see how you were. I know that you had that dream again last night."
"I'm fine I guess. I just don't know why I'm having it again. It's been over 11 years since I've had it."
"You're having them because you miss your parents, and your guilty that you haven't been by the cemetary since you've been back."
"Yeah I guess that could be it." She answered as she began to type in the information to pay the satellite and phone bills.
"Why don't you forget about those things and come with me?" He questioned her as he rose from the couch.
"Go where?" She asked looking up at him.
"To see your parents. You haven't been to the cemetery since the day before your wedding."
"I was planning on going this afternoon." She stated as she finished paying the electric bill.
"Well I'll go with you, but we're going now." He said as he walked over and took the water bill from her hand. "These aren't going anywhere. You can do it when we return."
"Okay." She said knowing that this was one battle with him that she could not win. "Let me go get dressed and tell Shun'u. I'll meet you at the cemetery." She said as she rose from her chair.
"I'm gonna ride with you." He said with an amused look on his face.
"Why?" She asked not understanding why he would want to ride when he could just think it and be there.
"Because I want to ride in the car." He stated with a serious look.
"You're weird." She said with a smile that just didn't quite reach her eyes.
"Just go get dressed and tell Shun'u where your headed. I'll be waiting in the garage for you." He said as he disappeared from sight.
Hikari left her office and headed to the office at the other end of the hall. She softly knocked on the door as she opened it to let her husband know that she was coming in. As she opened the door she saw that he was on the phone.
"Yeah Dad." "I see, so you need me back to work tomorrow." "Why don't you want to handle this new client?" "Ok, I'll see you tomorrow." He said as he hung up the phone and looked at his wife.
"So you finished paying bills already?" He asked as she made her way over to his desk.
"I still have a couple, but I'll take care of them when i get back." She said as she sat on his lap.
"Where are you going?" He questioned while nuzzling her neck.
"I'm gonna go to the cemetery." She stated snuggling into his warm embrace.
"I thought that you were gonna go later?"
"I was. I just decided to go now."
"Ok be careful."
"I will." She said as she turned around to kiss her husband.
"Knock. Knock. Who's there. It's Damien. Damien who? Shun's buddy that's who. Oh great come right on in. Thank you."
Hikari got off of her husbands lap as she heard the familiar speech that his best friend went into every time he came over.
"Damien to long no see man." Shun'u stated as his best friend entered the office. They began their ritual 5 minute handshake as Hikari was leaving the room.
"I'll see you later Shun. It's nice to see you again Damien, but I can't stay and chat right now. Maybe you can stay for dinner, and we can all catch up later."
"Yeah that's a great idea honey. So how bout it. Ya gonna stay an grab some chow with us later?"
"Yeah I'll stay. You know that I can't pass up free grub."
As the two friends continued their conversation Hikari went up to her bedroom and began to get dressed.
After she threw on some jeans and a t-shirt she pulled her long blond hair back in a pony tail and made her way to the garage.
"So what took you so long? I've been waiting here for 10 minutes." Suzaku stated as she closed the door to the house behind her.
"Damien showed up, and I had to get dressed. I can't just snap my fingers and be ready ya know." She stated as she headed for the bright yellow corvette convertible.
"So why such a rush to make it to the cemetery. You know that I was planning on going later on today."
"Yes I did know that, but later on there will not be time my angel. I have something very important to talk with you and your husband about later."
"What do you mean my husband? You've never wanted to talk to him before. Is there something that you are not telling me here? You know I hate when you don't tell me about stuff that obviously involves me." She stated as she pulled the car out onto the road.
"Yeah I know that you hate it, but it's necessary. You will just have to wait Kari."
"Fine." She said fuming as she made her way through traffic towards the cemetery where her parents were buried.
When they pulled into the cemetery memories began to flood her mind. She was just a little girl again. Eight years old to be exact. They were here to bury her parents. She was wearing a black dress with a black hat. Her uncle was dressed in a suit. He was holding her hand as the priest began to speak the final rights. With a tear sliding down her cheek she was brought back to the present when Suzaku wiped the stray tear away.
"I know that it's hard angel, but just remember that I'm here for you."
"I know." She said as she parked the car and looked over to where her parents were buried. "Can I have a few minutes alone with them?"
"Of course you can. I'll be right here." He said as she exited the car.
"Mom. Dad. I miss you guys so much." she said as she sat down next to the granite marker. "It's been a few weeks since I've been here to see you, and I'm sorry that it took so long. Shun'u and I were away on our honeymoon. Oh Mommy it was wonderful. You would've loved all of the different places that we went to eat. Daddy. I think that you would say that we spent way too much money." She smiled as she played with the grass at her feet. "I think that you guys would really like Shun'u. Suzaku approves of him, and I'm sure that you guys know how protective of me he is." She laid her head back against the marker. "I wish that you guys could've met him." Hikari proceeded to tell her parents about all of the events in her life that had taken place since she had last been to the cemetery.
Suzaku sat in the car watching his angel. He knew that her parents heard every word that she said, and that they longed for these visits of hers. He exited the car and walked over to where she was sitting. She was still telling her parents about her honeymoon and about Shun'u being related to Tasuki. "Hikari we need to get going. The sun is about to set. We've been here most of the day" Suzaku said as he offered her his hand.
"Ok. Mom, Dad I love you. I'll be out to see you later this week." She grabbed Suzaku's hand and lifted herself from the ground.
They walked to the car in silence. Suzaku walked around to the drivers side of the car and placed a kiss on Hikari's forehead. "I'll be over later tonight to have that talk I told you about earlier."
"Are you gonna tell me what it's about?"
"No I will tell you when I get there. We'll talk after you have dinner and Shun'u's friend leaves." With that he disappeared. Hikari caught the feather as it was falling to the ground.
As she pulled the car into the garage Shun'u opened the garage door. "Where have you been?" he asked just a little frantic.
"I told you I was going to the cemetery. I'm sorry I was gone all day. I didn't realize that I had that much to tell my parents." She said walking into the house. He grabbed her arm and pulled her into his strong embrace.
"It's ok, just remember your cell phone next time."
"I will. I'm sorry" she said as his mouth closed over hers.
"Ahem"
"Oh a Hi Damien." Hikari stated her face turning a bright shade of pink.
"How have you been Hikari?" Damien stated has he pulled her from her husband's embrace.
"I've been good. A little busy since we got back, but good " She said as he held her at arms length the look her over.
"I still don't see how you ended up with this loser when you could've been with me Hikari." Damien stated winking at her as he looked her over.
"I told you D that if you wouldn't have had a wife at home that I would've chose you in a heartbeat." She said laughing at him.
"Get your hands off of my wife you pervert. You already have one. You don't need to be trying to take mine." Shun'u said pulling Hikari away from him. All he could see in his mind was that man with his arm around his wife last night.
"Shun what's wrong with you. He says that same thing to me every time he sees me. You know that he's just joking. You owe him an apology."
"No it's okay Hikari. I think that it's time that I quit asking you to leave him for me." Damien said scratching the back of his head.
"Na man I'm sorry. I'm just frustrated. She's been gone all day, and Dad wants me back at work tomorrow. But don't think that for one minute she'd leave me for your sorry ass." He said as he slapped his friend on the back.
"Come on Hikari dinner's almost ready." Shun'u said as he started walking towards the kitchen.
"I'll be there in a sec. I just want to go wash my hands first."
After she finished washing her hands she made her way to the kitchen. She stopped in the doorway to watch the best friends before entering. 'It's so weird they contrast and compliment each other so well.' She thought looking at them. 'Shun with his fire red hair and amber eyes. Not to mention that it's me against the world attitude, and Damien with hair so black it was damn near blue and those hazel eyes. They could stop someone dead in their tracks if you caught the wrong look from him. He's so laid back though. Not a care in the world.
They ate dinner reliving old times, telling new stories and just enjoying the fact that they had time to share with each other.
"So how's Allana doin Damien?" Hikari asked as she set her glass of wine on the table.
"She's good, she just didn't feel up to coming over to visit today."
"Oh why not is she sick or something?" Hikari asked genuinely concerned for their friends wife.
"Not really, just tired." He said trying to avoid the gaze his best friends wife was giving him.
"What aren't you telling me D? I know when you're hiding something."
"I'm not hiding anything." He said looking down at the food left on his plate.
"Ya know for a cop you're not a very good liar." Shun'u said looking over at his friend. "You know that she can tell when you're lying from a mile away."
"We didn't want to tell anyone yet. So that means that you guys can't tell."
"Can't tell what?" The couple said in unison.
"Allana's pregnant." Damien said. His face was lit up like a Christmas tree.
"That's wonderful news." Hikari stated and went into a slew of questions that Damien couldn't possibly understand or even begin to answer.
They finished eating dinner, and talking about what it would be like to have a new baby. At about nine o'clock they walked Damien to the door, and said they're goodbyes.
"So how about we go make a baby of our own." Shun'u said with a devilish glint in his eye and he backed his wife up against the door.
"How about we just practice at making a baby?" She said wrapping her arms around his neck.
"Yeah practice makes perfect right." He whispered in her ear as he ran kisses down her throat. She bent her head back to give him better access to her neck.
"It does make perfect." She moaned out as he slid his left hand down her thigh. He wrapped his right hand in her hair just as someone knocked on the door.
"You know this is the third time today that we've been interrupted by him." Shun'u said letting his wife go so they could open the door. "Damien what is it now?" He said opening the door.
"Who are you?" He said looking at the stranger before him.
"May I come in?" The stranger asked.
"I don't know who are you, and what do you want?" Shun'u said blocking the stranger's path. Hikari looked over Shun'u's shoulder and almost started laughing. Standing there in normal clothes was her Zaku plain as day.
"Shun'u it's okay. I know him. Let him in." She stated placing her hand on the door to open it further. Shun'u backed up at his wife's request. He was a little confused as the man entered the house and pulled Hikari into a hug.
"Let me go Zaku. You need to explain yourself before you piss my husband off anymore." She stated stepping out of his embrace.
"Hikari, just who is this guy?" 'And why is he hugging you like that?' Shun'u questioned looking the stranger over. Something seemed to be familiar about him. 'He's the guy. The guy from last night that was sitting on the bench with her. Just what exactly is she not telling me dammit.'
"I think that we should all go have a seat, and I will explain myself" Suzaku stated walking past the couple towards the living room.
S: Here's your ''sake" Tasuki.
T: bout time wha took ya so long
S: nothin.
Shellie smirked and backed out of the room as he began lifting the glass.
Tasuki lifted the glass to his lips taking a big swig of the stuff.
T: spit ick ack "Wha tha F!. Milk! Im onna kill ya Shellie. Wher r ya. Com ou Shellie.
S: No are you crazy. Your gonna fry my a$$ like I'm Tamahome. You're nuts if you think I'm coming out.
With that Tasuki left the room in search of his Shellie.
S: shhhh don't tell him where I'm hiding guys. I don't think that he'll ever look in the laundry room. I don't even think he knows where it's at. By the way please review. Or else I'll tell him the milk was your idea. Now be quiet or he's gonna find me.
