A talent show at the Tom Landry middle school is going under way, presenting many of the worst faggots who's best talent was using their foreskin as a kazoo. Some students even waved and swirled their dick around as if painting a masterpiece in the air. Judges replied to such acts with moderate scores of 5/10's and 4/10's due to there being no motivation with in the students. Even with the poor reception two gods among men ascended this very night to show that true art is achievable. The lights were dimmed, the spotlight turned on as the curtains slowly parted. There are our two heroes, Bobby riding on top of hill's naked ass talking like a gay cowboy.
"HOWDY YA'LL"
Crowd is like 4% entertained with some entertaining the notion of these two by watching slightly bored
"YA'LL WANNA SEE A TRICKY DICKEY?"
Bump it up to 7%
Bobby then dismounts his steed facing the crowd while Hill reaches deeply into his ass spreading as far back as his throat. A full grand piano slides out of Hill's ass on stage to the great amusement of Bobby who then said "Goody Goody" both Bobby and Hill positioned themselves in front of the piano with their foreskin extra ready. They both began to play marry had a little lamb but with such force that every time they slammed their dick onto the keys they would cum each time. Their cum soon became the equivalent to a flood rising above everyone's neck, they would soon die. With no sight of students or facility a single card floated to the top of the cum ocean which read
"10/10"
