In Sabaody Archipelago Grove 12, the locals moved to the side of the street with their heads down, not looking at the intimidating people coming towards them. A mother quickly grabbed her child by the hand and pulled her daughter aside. Only to have the girl drop her doll right in their path. It wasn't the celestial dragons who normally terrorized the land, but a new threat. Although pirates were a normal sight amongst the groves, but seeing two of the eleven Supernovas is freighting. The captain was the most feared among the crew, his gravity defying vibrant red hair held up by his goggles stuck out the most but it was his dark sinister aura that the citizens shied away from. Black enveloped amber eyes locked on to the small toy figure before his black boots. Dark violet painted lips pursed into a thin line as he bent down to pick up the doll. Standing up, he looked at the small golden haired doll wearing a light blue dress.

"Killer, the doll looks exactly like you." The captain smirked, his deep voice seeming to echo in the dead silent street.

He tossed it over his shoulder to Killer, who quickly whipped out his blades completely shredding the child's doll. The rest of the crew laughed at what their captain had said not even feeling sorry for the poor girl. Right as the captain begun to take a step, a loud ear piercing scream echoed from above him. The captain looked up with a raised nonexistent brow. Suddenly, his vision became black and they both fell backwards on to the dirt road below. His crew gasped as they weren't exactly sure what happened. Killer glanced down and was the first to react about the girl sitting on his captain's face. As he goes to respond to threat of his captain, a loud thunk reverberated through his white and blue striped mask as his world turned black. The rest of the crew stood around dumb as their captain and first mate lay unconscious on the ground, one by a girl and the other by a white and blue striped board.

The captain groaned as he started to come to, the sound muffled by the dazed girl's ass. He sat up and shoved her off, sending her into his lap. As he was about to yell 'what the fuck' the girl got out of her dazed state and shoved her hand onto his face, slamming his head back against the ground as she climbed over his upper body.

"Fuck, my board!" She screamed, rushing over to the board that lay next to his still unconscious first mate.

The captain shot up, quickly stalked towards the girl as she checked out her board, making sure that it wasn't damaged from the impact. His crew, having noticed their captain's livid state, backed away from the unsuspecting girl. His face dark red was flush with fury as his harsh amber eyes locked on her form. The girl froze as his shadow loomed over her, she slowly tilted her head back.

"Can I help you, sir?" she asked with a slight attitude. The man's eye twitched at her tone and his lips drew up in a snarl.

"Can you help me?" he muttered, his gaze darkened as he glared down at her. "Can you fucking help me?! You fucking landed on my face and knocked me down to the ground not once but fucking twice! You stupid fucking cunt, I'll fucking kill you!" As he yelled the girl just stared at him with a raised brow.

"Your profanity is not very flattering. If you wish to find someone to settle down with I suggest not cussing them out when you first meet." She said, flatly. The girl showed no fear or knowledge of who he was. His hand twitched while he continued to glare at her.

"You little bitch, how dare you talk to me like that! Don't you know who I am?!" he growled, grabbing her by the neck and hoisting her up from the ground. His crew smirked, waiting for their captain to kill the 'stupid hoe.'

"I'm sorry, I have no knowledge of a clown face like yours. Especially one with such shitty makeup, you look like one of those clowns you see in haunted houses." She spoke, meeting his glare with one of her own. Her throat was starting to hurt from his grip and was getting annoyed with him which wasn't helping the situation at all.

"I'm Eustass fucking 'Captain' Kidd." He spat, tightening his grip.

"Okay, I should care why? Also, can you put me down I have to check on my board?" She coughed out. However, to his crew's surprise, Kidd began to laugh as he released his grip on her and she dropped to the dirt ground.

"Ouch, that fucking hurt." She groaned, rubbing her ass and was going to grab her board.

She was about to walk away only to be lifted up once more and thrown over Kidd's shoulder like a sack of potatoes. Killer slowly lifted himself from the ground, having finally woken up from being knocked out.

"Killer grab the board and let's head out." Kidd ordered, walking away.

Killer looked down at the board then back at the girl his captain was lugging around. He shook his head out of confusion, not sure exactly what occurred while he was passed out. The locals watched the crew walk away from sight, they all breathed a sigh of relief and went about their business.

"Captain, may I go back to the ship?" Killer asked, trying to fight the forming migraine. He wasn't sure whether it was from his captain or the impact he took from the board hitting him.

"Go ahead, just be quick and hurry back to the auction house." Kidd replied gruffly, not even bothering to look back at Killer. As the two men talked, the girl kicked and screamed at Kidd trying to get him to put her down.

"Shut the fuck up. Your screaming is giving me a headache, short shit." He grumbled, smacking her ass. "How the fuck did this small ass knock me down?"

"You son of a bitch, put me down so I can rip that ugly makeup covered face off." She growled, punching his coat covered back repeatedly. You could hear her cuss out the captain all the way to grove 1.

_Scene change_

Hidden away in a dark corner of the cell in the Auction house sat a young woman with dark hair and bright blue eyes. Black cat ears twitched at each little noise they picked up as the girl kept looking everywhere. Next to her was a giant fish bowl and in it was a green haired mermaid with a pink tail and an adorable crop top. Guards passed by every few minutes bringing out the slaves and getting them ready for auctioning. While watching and listening for anything that might harm the two of them, the girl slowly reached up to her short black hair and pulled out a bobby pin. Once the guards passed she easily picked at the lock on her wrists. With a smirk she began tinkering with the metal collar around her neck. The other people in the cells beside her reeked of fear and sweat, the smells all blended together and burned her nose. She felt guilty for leaving the rest of the captives behind, seeing as they'd all be sold while she and the mermaid would escape safely. Across from their across from their damp cold cell sat a giant and an old man. These two were the first to catch her eye when she first arrived within her demise.

The old man confused her, she could understand why a giant would be sold but not an old man. This elder, who most likely wouldn't be able to work the fields or be of any sexual interest. His long grayish white hair matched his funny beard. He had round glasses perched on his nose, behind them was an old scar over his right eye. He seemed to be drinking some kind of alcohol out of a flask of sorts.

I wonder if he meant for his beard to come out looking like an upside down skull. The black haired woman thought tilting her head slightly. Dark eyes met her gaze and a shiver ran down her spin. Black ears flattened against her head as she tried her hardest to hide from the old man's sharp gaze as if they pierced through her soul. A strangely dressed man stepped in front of the cell door. He wore a long purple coat with a light pink scarf and an ugly yellow hat that had a flower pattern, complete with horrendous star-shaped sunglasses.

"Grab the mermaid and the cat girl." He ordered the two guards that looked like clowns standing next to him. As one of them reached for the dark haired girl she growled and swung her leg out kicking him in the ribs. Someone yelled for back up as the boss man smirked down at her. More guards showed up to restrain the feisty cat woman and carry her out to the stage. Bright lights temporarily blinded her as they finally stepped out.

"Our next items are extremely rare indeed." The boss person said into a microphone. The crowd cheered excitedly as a spotlight lit up from behind the curtains to show the silhouette of a young mermaid and a neko.

_Scene change_

Kidd kicked open the doors leading into the auction house. He removed the girl from his shoulder and leaned against the wall next to the door. Killer soon followed through the entrance. He watched as the girl gripped his captain's jacket, pulling him down to her level.

"You're late." Kidd said to Killer.

She opened her mouth to yell but stopped when cheers erupted behind her. Slowly, the girl turned and faced the now lit up stage. Her gaze locked onto the shapes of two people chained up. Kidd smirked at the now calm girl, she had finally figured out how to shut up. His gaze caught the sight of a white and brown fuzzy spotted hat. As if the man wearing the hat could sense his staring, he slowly turned to face Kidd and flipped him off. The movement pissed Kidd off as he turned to Killer.

"We're bad people but at least we admit it." Kidd frowned.

He watched as the owner of the house threw out his left arm, showing everyone what would be sold as the red curtains lifted from the stage. The girl before him brought her hands to her head and gripped her hair. Her eyes widened comically and she begun freaking out. Shit what is Venus doing on that stage?

Although Kidd had a grin on his face, through his amusement he was actually confused as to why she was pacing and flipping her shit. Her head snapped up at the sound of a monotone voice calling out '300,000,000 bellies for the cat girl'. The crowd went silent as none wanted to go against his bid. The weird man, as earlier introduced as Disco, shouted 'Going once, going twice, SOLD TO TRAFALGAR LAW, CAPTAIN OF THE HEART PIRATES!' but the only thing she heard was her internal screaming that she just lost her sister. His name rang through her ears and his impending death would soon follow suit. As they were prepping the recently bought slave to get off stage, she called out to Disco causing him to walk over. She says loud enough that the mic picks up her voice.

"You're locks are very simple to pick." She smirked up at him. Extending her arms, the cuffs suddenly fall to the floor with a loud thunk. She sees Disco's eyes widen right before she pounces, he didn't have time to react before her fist slammed into his nose and sent him falling backwards onto the floor.

The other girl quickly sighed with relief to see Venus out of the restraints. It didn't last for long as a giant crash came from the ceiling. A dark haired boy wearing a blue vest and red jean shorts, jumped down from the flying fish thing that he used to crash into the building with. He looked around the room at all the people gathered near him, his gaze locked onto the stage where the fish tank still sat and a neko stood, blood dripping from her hand. He smiled when he saw the neko.

"Oi, Venus did you come to save Camie too?!" He yelled beginning to walk down the stairs towards the stage. Venus face palmed and shook her head before replying to him.

"I got captured too, baka!" She growled, glaring at him. Hachi, a friend of Camie's who also wished to save her, went to grab the boy to try stop him from causing a scene. However, one arm wasn't enough to slow the boy down, he had to use the other five as well. Suddenly a woman in the crowd screamed 'monster!'. A short ugly stubby man with snot running out of his nose, head cover by a glass bubble, pulled out a gun and from a couple stairs above shot right into Hachi's chest. After Hachi collapsed down the stairs the boy rushed to his side, only to turn around and face the disgusting man as he jumped up and down cheering about how he caught a fishman and that it'd be his without a price. Hachi caught the boy by his arm and leg telling him to stop and that he just wished to help him and his crew. The boy turned to place Hachi's hands back down. The snot covered man then brought his gun up to shoot at Hachi again. The boy threw his body over the injured fishman.

"What's with the look" the pig asked with a snarl

The boy, Strawhat as Hachi called him, proceeded up the stairs. His arm tense as he brought it back, slamming it against the glass bubble making the fat man fly. He went through several rows of seats. Venus flinched at the impact. Within the corner of her eye she saw the ugly dude's sister start to climb a ladder and point a gun at Camie.

She acted before she could think, running towards them. Venus jumped mid air and spun into a roundhouse kick. The ugly hag went flying off of the ladder and skidded across the stage unconscious. All of a sudden guards came from behind the stage and started fighting with the Strawhats. While the fight commenced, Venus's cat ears pick up the sound of soft footsteps behind the back wall of the stage. A sudden blast of pressure knocked out the guards, an explosion came from the source of the power, the giant and old man came out of the hole followed by the rest of the slaves from the cages.

"You were only here for the money, huh old man?" the Giant spoke to the silver haired elder.

The old man chuckled "Well if it isn't Eustass 'Captain' Kidd and Trafalgar Law. Oh, Monkey D. Luffy, you're here too. I have been waiting to meet you."

Luffy just stared confused at the drinking man on stage.

"Luffy, we need to leave before the marines come." The orange haired woman called out.

"They are already here Cat bulgur-ya." The man who bought Venus replied uninterested in what was going on. He was more interested in the neko still on stage.

"Who are you?" Luffy asked confused, picking his nose. A raven haired woman informed her captain of the other two crews within the building.

"IS THAT A POLAR BEAR!?" Luffy screamed his question, while pointing at the white bear in a orange jumpsuit.

"WHAT!?" Venus's head shot up. She squealed happily as she jumped off the stage. Landing gracefully, she sprinted up the stairs and proceeded to shove Luffy out of the way, leaping up and over seats only to tackle the ball of depressed white fur to the seating area behind them.

"Aw, you're just the cutest thing I've ever seen! I'mma keeps you!" She purred, rubbing her head against his cheek. Luffy stood above the girl, pouting at her reaction to the bear.

"Venus, why'd you push me?" He whined to her. Venus lifted her head and opened her mouth.

Kidd stepped forward interrupting her reply, talking about dealing with the marines himself. Which caught Luffy's and Law's attention, they all step forward and headed to the entrance of the Auction house while arguing the whole way. The flame haired girl rolled her eyes at the testosterone levels.

"I didn't know a captain's ego could get even bigger." She muttered under her breath. Venus's black ears picked up the sound of her sister's voice and she begun to beam with happiness. With a slight jump she quickly spun around, meeting the gaze of her twin. Her sister smiled and put a finger to her lips, telling her to stay quiet. Venus smirked and nodded her head before walking up the steps and following the three crews out the door. Killer grabbed a hold of the fire haired girl's arm and dragged her with him. As they walked outside the crews stood at the top of the steps, watching the backs of their captains as the three of them face off thousands of marines.

Luffy stood there in a chibified form as the other two looked at him strangely. Kidd, whose position was closest, glares and says something crude to the rubber boy. As he stood there metal objects gathered in the air around him, seeming to just hover. Law sighed as he tossed a marine's head up and down in one tattooed hand, his long unsheathed blade in the other.

Venus practically skipped down the stairs, but silently walked once her feet touched the grass. She smirked and walked up behind Kidd, humming an annoying song. It sounded similar to 'A song that never ends'. The metal objects faltered towards the ground, he quickly turned his head to look at the black haired neko. He glared sharply at her while she just snickered, not in the least bit scared of him.

"Kitten-ya, go back over to Bepo." Law ordered, glancing at her. She was about to snap back but Law's hat caught her eye. An evil smile spread across her whole face, any wider and it would split her head in half. She starts to step back towards the crews on the stairs.

"Okie Dokie Cutie-chan!" Venus purrs. Law spared her one last glance before he turned his full attention to the marines in front of him. She slowly starts to step directly out of his peripheral vision, when he activates his Devil Fruit powers. A light blue half sphere wrapped around the focused man like a giant bubble, his position dead center of the dome film. Venus is six feet away from his spot on the field, when he swung his blade and quickly sliced up everything within the blue boundary. Human parts start flying in a circle, the wrong parts of different men snap together as if they were meant to be there. Venus stands there in awe of the mingled bodies, one floats to close for comfort she instinctively punch the once called human. A head from the other side of the dome yells out in pain from the impact. Venus lights up as she quickly comes up to Law.

"OMG! How can you do this? How are they still alive? Can I punch them? If I poisoned them would their whole body die or just that part? Can they feel everything? MHMHUM." She starts to question only to have him place his tanned hand over her mouth.

"I told you to get out of here, Kitten-ya." Law hissed at her. "Bepo!" he yelled for his first mate.

"Take her away from here." The captain ordered.

A few feet away from the mad slave owner, Killer still had a hold of the flame-head next to him. She's slowly shaking her head at what seems to be the neko's antics, but he didn't have time to ponder why, some low ranking marines got past the three crazy captains' defenses, he would think about it later. He let go of her arms and swiftly pulled out his spinning blades. Taking care of the marines with ease, he joined the fight among the rest of the crews. Bepo had just dropped Venus off by the stairs where she was pouting. The fire-haired girl quickly goes to her and pulls her aside.

"Fuck Venus what the hell were you doing up there? And what's with the ears?" the girl asked in a hushed voice, bringing her sister into a hug.

"Sorry to scare you like that Lil, but we don't have time to talk right now. Lets meet up later, Kay?" Venus doesn't even give Lily time to reply as the other girl ran off to join what's left of the fight.


NSMforever: Heh, Kidd gets knocked out.

Kidd: You little!

NSMforever: When Kidd throws Lily over his shoulder he's placing her beside the spikes on his coat.

Kidd: Oi! Don't ignore me runt!

Blackfirefox987: We don't own One Piece or the characters.

Law: I find this extremely entertaining. Eustass-ya you should really learn not to just stare at something that is falling towards you.

Kidd: I should just kill you all... -grumbles-