Miko Kagome: Hiya Peeps! I'm back and I'm happy I actually got reviews ^_^. Sorry about taking forever to update, my evil teachers take pride in giving me tons of homework [plots to kill evil teachers]. Ummm...anyways, about Inuyasha's female appearence, I decided he's going to have black hair and violet eyes but he's still going to have his doggie ears, fangs, etc. And to avoid confusion, the female Inuyasha will be known as Yasha-chan.

And here's to my reviewers:

Kammy-I'm glad you like my ficcy already. And about the female name, see the explanation above.

EvilRyuA13-Yeah, would be cute to see an Inu girl. I always thought that both Ranma's male and female sides were super kawaii!!!

Linda of Lorule-Heh, sorry if this isn't exactly what you wanted but none of the Ranma characters are going to appear in this fic. I will have a real Ranma/Inuyasha Xover in the future though.

Cat-Demoness-I was actually going to make Inuyasha look like A. [since in the Ranma 1/2 manga, Ranma's hair and eyes always stayed the same] So sorry if you didn't get your pick.

fluffys-sidesick-Here's the next chapter!

Youkaigirl999-Sorry that I didn't make him look normal but the Inuyasha characters aren't as stupid as some of the characters from Ranma 1/2. And here's the update. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Miko Kagome: Ehehehehehehehe, hey Shippo! Come here!

Shippo: What happened?

Miko Kagome:[points at sleeping Inuyasha] Watch this!

Inuyasha: ~_~ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Miko Kagome: [Takes a permanent black marker and draws something on Inu's face]

Shippo:[sniggers] Should we wake him up?

Miko Kagome: No, let's just leave him. And tell the nice folks the disclaimer.

Shippo: Miko does not own any of the Inuyasha characters in this fic.

Miko Kagome: And this fic is rated pg-13 for some swearing and sexual humor. So clear out Shippo.

Shippo: [Pouts] Dammit.

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*In the Feudal Era where we last left off....

"OH MY KAMI!!!!!! WHERE THE HELL DID THOSE COME FROM?"

"And your voice too. And your face! And since when is your hair black?"

"Black?! My hair's silver baka!"she grabbed a handful and held it out "See?! Sil-What the hell?!"

"And your eyes are violet too."

"But it's daytime and the new moon isn't for a while! It must be...I'm dreaming" she said rather unconvincingly "That's right, this is all a bad dream"

Kagome rolled her eyes, "If you're dreaming then I must be dreaming too"

"Shut up dream Kagome. I'll wake up any minute now and everything will be normal and-Owww! Why'd ya pinch me for?"

"Are you awake now?" asked a sweatdropped Kagome.

"Uh, I think so" she muttered stupidly "Kagome, since when have you been my height?"

"Your height? Your my height"

"Huh?"

"And not only that but you have a girl body...take a look!"

Yasha-chan took a look at his/her reflection in the stream and started screaming again.

"Ahhhh! I am a fucking girl! Who the fuck would do such a thing to me?!"

Kagome, who was starting to get irritated of Yasha-chan's screaming shouted, "Inuyasha, calm down!"

"Calm down?!" she screamed louder "Calm down?! HOW CAN I CALM DOWN WHEN I'VE BEEN TURNED INTO A GI-"

WHACK!

Kagome slapped some sense into Yasha-chan "Inuyasha, just shut up for a minute and let me think!" Yasha-chan started hyperventilating but she managed to stop screaming and calm down a bit.

Kagome digested the image of the female hanyou in front of her. Although she wouldn't admit it, Yasha-chan actually looked very pretty as a girl. She had long flowing raven hair and mystical violet eyes. In fact, she looked just the same as she looked when he was human except she had the distinguishing features of an Inuyoukai. Also, it seemed that her haori shrunk with her body because it showed off how nicely built she was. Yasha- chan noticed her staring because her worried look turned into a scowl and she growled "Will you stop checking me out?"

"Sorry, it's just that you look so different"

"Of course I look different! I'm a-"

"Yeah yeah, I know already. Tell me something I don't know" Kagome sighed and muttered "This isn't good."

"Ya damn right this isn't good!"

"But what are we supposed to do?"

"Well what am I supposed to do?" shouted Yasha-chan "I can't stay a girl! We got to find a way to turn me back into a guy!"

"I have an idea," said Kagome "Let's go down to Kaede's and see if she can find something that that'll turn you back into a guy"

"What? And let the others see me like this?" she argued. "No way in hell."

"Do have you have any better ideas?" asked Kagome coldly.

"Feh.." but Inuyasha walked back with Kagome to the village.

~Ugh, I don't even want to think how the other's are going to react to this~

*Meanwhile...Miroku, Sango, Shippo and Kirara back in Kaede's hut.....

"I wonder when Inuyasha is going to come back with Kagome" said Sango playing with Kirara.

"Hey look! There's Kagome! " pointed Shippo looking out the window "But who's that girl coming with her?"

"A girl you say?" asked Miroku who became very interested "She might me one of Kagome's friends. Let's go introduce ourselves."

"Look there's the others" said Kagome cheerfully.

"Yippie" muttered Inuyasha sarcastically.

Miroku was the first to reach them.

"Hello Kagome" he said in the proper fashion "And who's your lovely friend?" he added in a would-be seductive voice.

"Uh..."

Yasha-chan blushed but had a look of disgust on her face "What the hell-"

Miroku immediately took Yasha-chan's hands in his "Beautiful Violet-eyed maiden. Will you bear my first child?"

"Miroku you Baka!! Let me go!!" Yasha-chan threw Miroku against the wall of the hut.

"She sure has some strength" said a sweatdropped Sango.

"Good thing that most of the other maiden's only slap him" replied Shippo.

"Guys! It's me! Inuyasha!" she said waving her arms impatiently.

"Inuyasha?" questioned Shippo "But Inuyasha is a boy. And he has white hair and amber eyes."

Yasha-chan growled in frustration, "I can't explain the hair or the eyes. Hell, I can't even explain why I'm a girl!"

"Hmmm...she does have the same haori as Inuyasha" said Sango.

Shippo jumped on top of Yasha-chan's head. "And she's got the ears.."

"Get off me!"

"Yaah!" Shippo jumped off her head and into Kagome's arms.

"Look guys, " Kagome interrupted "I can prove that it's Inuyasha. Osuwari!"

Inuyasha's pretty face slammed against the floor. "Owwww....bitch..."

"That's him all right"

"Inuyasha?" asked Miroku getting up "Let me take a closer look"

Miroku lowered himself to Yasha-chan's level and leaned down so close that his face was an inch from Yasha-chan's.

"Miroku, what are you.....AHHHH! YOU FUCKING LECHER!"

BAM!

Inuyasha punched Miroku square in the face so hard that he went flying out of the hut.

"What happened?!" asked Kagome and Sango in unison.

"The fuckin perv groped me! He actually groped me!!" Yasha-chan was nearly in hysterics.

"Inuyasha, calm down! It's no big deal! Believe me, I've been there."

Kagome then turned her attention to the dazed houshi "Miroku, you hentai! What's wrong with you groping Inuyasha?!"

"I just wanted to see if it was real!" said a knocked out Miroku @_@.

"What is with all ye noise?" came Kaede's voice. The elderly miko walked into the hut carrying a basket of herbs and noticed a pissed off looking female hanyou.

"Kagome, might I ask ye who is this young hanyou maiden?"

Yasha-chan lost it. "I'm not a maiden!! I'm Inuyasha, you old hag! Alright! I'M A BOY!!"

"Inuyasha?" she asked raising an eyebrow " Oh my, what has happened to thee? You take the body of a young woman"

"I don't know what the hell happened to me, okay? Just, can you find a way to turn me back into a guy?!"

Kaede sighed "I'll try to find a way to turn ye back into a male. But none of my remedies show how to turn a female into male"

-A few hours later-

"Here, Inuyasha. Drink this" she said handing him a cup filled with a green foul-smelling potion.

"What is it?" asked Yasha-chan nauseously who was already queasy from drinking many different potions. "It's essence of dried newt boiled with almond tree bark"

Yasha-chan-who already looked like she was going to vomit-held her nose and chugged the whole potion down. Five seconds later, Yasha-chan clutched her stomach tightly and fell back moaning. "No more potions...."

Shippo, who was sitting next to Miroku, whispered to the houshi, "Inuyasha looks kinda pretty as a girl."

Yasha-chan's sensitive ears immediately picked up the comment and she lifted Shippo by tail shouting "What did you say?!"

"I said you looked pret-Oww!!"

"Shut up! I do not!!"

"Inuyasha! Leave Shippo alone!" shouted Kagome

"Did you hear what he called me? He said I looked pretty!!"

"But you are pretty" argued Shippo

"Shut up!"

"Inuyasha, just let him go" said Miroku warily.

"Fine" Yasha-chan dropped Shipp with a thud.

After a while, Sango broke the ice by asking, "Inuyasha how do you think you were turned into a girl?"

"Well, I didn't notice it until Kagome pointed it out"

"Kagome, was he always a girl?"

"No. He was a guy when he came into my house and when we left. It was only when we came back here that I saw he was a girl"

"Do you think someone like Naraku put a spell on you?"

Kagome shook her head "That's not possible. I didn't detect any signs of evil or magic when we came here. Inuyasha, how do you think this happened?"

"I don't know. I remember running to the well with you over my shoulder and..."

Suddenly, Yasha-chan had a flashback of running into Kagome's grandpa and being splashed by water and...

"It was your damn grandfather!" shouted Yasha-chan pointing an accusing finger at Kagome "The old greezer probably got mad at me for crashing into him and he put a spell on me"

"That's impossible, he couldn't have possibly put a spell over you so fast"

"Well, I don't care. I'm going to have a little chat with the old man"

"Wait Inuyasha," said Kagome "I'm coming with you"

"Feh...whatever" she replied ~Just wait till I get my hands on that old man.~

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Miko Kagome: Sorry if this chapter seemed a little slow but I promise it'll get better.

Inuyasha:[Wakes up] Huh?

Kikyou: Oh Inuyasha! You like dead girls?! ^_^

Inuyasha:What?! [looks in the mirror and sees 'I LIKE DEAD GIRLS' written on his forehead]

Everybody: [points at him] Hahahahahhaha

Inuyasha: KAGOME!!!

Miko Kagome:[peaks out from her hiding spot] Bwahahahaha, eep!

Shippo:[Holds up a sign that says 'Review and get a cookie']

Miko Kagome:And my friend was reading this earlier and said she couldn't understand some of the Japanese words in this fic. So here's a brief lesson in Japanese.

Baka-Idiot

Hanyou-Half-demon

Hentai-pervert

Houshi-Monk

Inuyoukai-Dog Demon

Kami-God

Kaori-The kimono that Inuyasha wears.

Miko-Priestess/Shrine Maiden

Osuwari-Sit

Youkai-Demon