Disney Nightmare

Disney Nightmare

Part 2

by: Chiri-chan

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Disclaimer: I do not own anything belonging to Disney, although I wish I owned Tigger... ^^ I also do not own GundamW, but if the owner's willing to sell, I'm willing to buy!!!!!! hmm, no yaoi in this chapter, I think... but it's full of hentaish humor!! _________________________________________________________________

"..........." Said Trowa as he walked around the savanna plains. "Simba!!! Come back here!!!!" shouted a nice female lion. :: Wait a minute, lions can't talk!!!::

Trowa looked toward the lion, and saw she was headed right for him!!! ::uh-oh, must be mating season again. I wonder why they always flock to me?:: he prepared himself for all the scratches he'd get this time. But, nothing happened.... the lioness was just standing there looking at him.

"......." "Simba, aren't you gonna say somethin?? We hafta attack Scar so you can get your kingdom back!!" Trowa's ears perked up. ::I'm in the lion king!!!! I can meet all the cool lion people!!! COOL!!!::

"Umm, where IS Simba, Nala??" asked Trowa very quietly. Nala's ears went in different directions, and she looked at Trowa confusedly. "Are you trying to pull my tail, Simba?? Is this some sorta joke?? We're in the middle of a battle, and all you can think about is trying to confuse me????" yelled Nala.

Trowa definitely didn't feel comfortable around this lioness. She looked ready to snap at any second. "Umm, I'll just be going to fight Scar....bye." Trowa said and ran off to find that evil lion. :: I miss my lil non-fighting chipmunk...:: thought Trowa as he ran up to the ugly scarred lion. (AN: I mean Quatre of course..)

"Ahhh, Simba! I see you've come to visit your old dear uncle. Welcome!" said Scar in his evil manipulating voice. (I haven't watched the movie in a while...) "......" Trowa just stood there, not making a sound. "Aren't you going to say something, Simba? Like your final prayers??? GRRRRR!!" Scar said as he lunged at Trowa, preparing to rip the flesh from his bones.

(AN: Oreo!! GET AWAY FROM THE COMP!! *Oreo and Chiri-chan fight on the floor relentlessly, and OREO COMES OUT THE WINNER!!!!* Oreo: *kicks Chiri-chan's form for good measure* now, time to write somethin goood....heheh)

"I don't think so, UNCLE!!!" leapt Trowa at Scar ::time to rewrite the story a lil:: *instead of regular battle music coming on, the opening song to Cutey Honey comes on* a fierce battle ensues, with Trowa getting in some pretty cool twirls with his swipes, while everyone stares in awe.

"Where'd that music come from??" asked Nala. Sarabi just looks over at poor Nala, and says, "It happens every so often... try to ignore it, sweetie." "Oh, ok!" Nala continues watching the battle (more like massacre) between her koi and her... what is Scar to her??? She'd have to figure it out later.....

"...." Said Trowa as he gave another uppercut to the very battered lion. "Is that all you've got??? HAH! Now you DIE!!!" yelled Scar as he lunged at Trowa with some embers in his hand. (Familiar?) Luckily, Trowa had seen this movie too many times, and he just stepped aside and let his 'uncle' fall off the edge of pride rock.

"Too bad.... he could've been king." said Trowa as he looked at the bloody heap on the ground, which conveniently fed the hyenas, and made them go home. "Simba, you've saved us all!!! But who killed your father????" asked Nala.

Trowa turned, and walked over to his 'mother'. "Sarabi, Mufasa was killed by Scar. That's why I came and killed him." Tears were in his mom's eyes, but she nodded, and said, "Now you must become king, and rule over these lands. Go up to Pride rock!" Trowa went to the peak, and roared his voice dry, and then came back down for the lawn party.

By now Trowa was starting to wonder if he'd ever leave. :: I've completed the story, I killed the villain, what more does this movie want with me?:: Suddenly, a small voice interrupted his thoughts. "Umm, Simba??" asked Nala. "............?" "Who are you gonna pick for your queen???" "Ummm, uhhh, YOU!" said Trowa.

"I thought so!" and with that said, jumped onto Trowa with all her might, and began screwing him silly. "NALA!!! BUT I BARELY EVEN KNOW YOU!!!!" screamed Trowa at the top of his lungs, hoping someone would come pry her off him. :: I mustn't betray Quatre... mustn't betray Quatr-AHHHHH!!!!!::

Looked like Nala found that happy spot... too bad at that time Trowa was sucked back into Jell-O world, and suddenly reappeared in the living room of the safehouse. "DAMN!!!!!!" shouted Trowa at nothing in particular, just pissed because he was dragged outta the best part of the story. But, where was everyone else???? ::wait a minute... I don't remember putting Cinderella in the VCR.......::

TBC