Jim had no idea what happened, one second he was sailing towards the Lagoon Nebula on his ship the HBK Legacy and the next he was sailing over Notre Dame. He knew because of a book Dilbert gave him called "Great Monuments in the Milky Way Galaxy." His crew was frantic. Most were looking over the edge of the ship and throwing up.
Dammit I just had her painted, Jim thought to himself.
His first mates Amelia, Dilbert, and Roget ran up to him and asked what happened. Roget, who was nineteen years old with messy black hair, and a shark tooth earing in his left ear.
"I saw a sort of doorway open just before we ended up here," he said. Amelia, Dilbert, and Jim looked at each other.
"Was this doorway triangular?" Jim asked dreading the answer.
"Yes, how did you know?" Roget asked.
"Captain Flint's portal from the old story is real and it's triangular."
"So, why send us here?"
"I don't know, besides the portal was destroyed along with that damn planet years ago."
"So that means-" Roget began.
"It means that someone went to a lot of trouble to open the doorway and send us here."
