Suddenly, Merica fuck yeah started to play and a heli started to fly over the school, it was SomeOrdinarygamers.

"9/11 was an inside job!" He yelled as he crashed the heli into two towers. But before he could crash the heli shrek came out and grabbed the heli with his mighty ogre hands and fucked it.

"I'm losing control! The heli is filled with white milk!" Mutahar yelled and the heli crashed with liquid explosions.

Shrek then started to penetrate Chad and he vomited white vomit from his mouth, eyes, and dildo.

The next day Chad got to school and he had fallen, and he can't get up! He then got life alert and then fucked it. Suddenly he fell asleep and was in a dream where everyone was opening the door, getting on the floor, and doing the dinosaur. Suddenly a plane shaped like a dinosaur dinosaured its way into two towers. Suddenly a skeleton put on a top hat and started to sing "Hello my Baby" then walked the dinosaur. This is exactly what happened on 9/11. Then a Star Wars At At had sex with a female at at. Then Chad shot himself.

Chad then awoke in the girls bathroom where KKK members circled around him. On the floor where blood was on the blood, sonic's body was found in a bloody mess, hyperrealisticly. Then Lucario was there in red, but then he awoke from his diabetus nap. Suddenly they were pointing guns at him then diabetes man saved the day by giving the KKK members diabetus.

Then George Lucas came from the mirror and turned this story into a star wars especial edition, featuring bob saget as chad warden, everything turning into cgi, and lucario as an old man in a dark alley way. And instead of 2 towers blowing up during 9/11 there were 4 towers and more planes blowing up. Lolno that's never going to happen. Suddenly Twilight entered the bathroom and Chad Warden had the most curviest boner right now.

Chad looked straight into Twilight's eyes and said "It's time, prepare your anus little girl."

Chad tackled Twilight and proceeded to take off her shirt, every time he took off a button his boner increased by 1 inch. There were 6 buttons including the bowtie and chad warden's boner was a wopping 10 inches before stripping her, so his boner is now 16 inches. He then took off Twilight's skirt which cummed on impact. There it was, chad warden's boner raging to penetrate the ass. Twilight wearing a purple bra and panties, which had pink stripes. Chad then proceeded to rape the internal organs of Twilight with a raging fury. Every 0.05 seconds his dick would go in and out, in and out twilight's ass. Chad then started to stick his finger up Twilight's baby maker. Then Twilight had her period, blood came everywhere, even in lucario's mouth. Then Twilight felt something, as cum flowed in her blood, Chad's dick then came to her heart and was a "touching moment". Twilight's underwear started to rip as her body filled with cum. Suddenly SomeOrdinaryGamers entered and cum splooged out of Twilight's body and on to him, flooding the school in the process.

"THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED ON 9/11!" He screamed as he drowned in white liquid.

As Chad drowned in his own liquid, Twilight grabbed his hand and said "Never let go!" Then Chad died.

Then Kim died in two towers the next day.

Lucario then married Twilight and she got pregnant. Though not with Lucario, she was carrying chad's baby from when they did it. When the baby was born, Twilight named him Chris Flynn. Then there was another baby named Steven Albertinydick. The final baby was born and he was black. His name was Samuel L. Jackson