"Morning, Senpai~!" Everyone in the kitchen of the hidden Akatsuki base flinched immediately, Hidan himself nearly choking on a piece of bacon. As the orange-masked idiot skipped in, he said hi to everybody. Literally.
"Hi Konan-chan!"
"Hi Kisame-senpai!"
"Hi Itachi-senpai!"
"Hi Pein-sama!"
"Hi Kakuzu-san!"
"Hi Sasori-sama!"
"Hi Hidan-baka!"
Just about everyone got an animated vein or chose to ignore him. Pein watched him with immediate irritation but chose to ignore it...until Tobi knocked into his back and made his face smash into a plate full of food. And by this point, Konan had left so she could get away from the chaos of the kitchen. At this point in time, Tobi was running around the kitchen like a chicken with his head cut off, literally doing, secretly, all that he could to piss of the members. He knocked the book from Itachi's hand, he stole the money from Kakuzu's pocket, he shoved the rest of Hidan and Deidara's food up his mask in a nanosecond, tore some of the bandages off Kisame's Samehada, twisted Sasori's head around backwards...and officially bolted. Oh, well, he would've had it not been for the furious yell coming down the hall.
"Oh shit." This came as a mumbled chorus from the men before they bolted down the hall, a pissed of Konan at their heels. Apparently, Tobi left a waterballoon in her underwear drawer...and only God knows how it got there and by Konan's conclusions...
Tobi was a very bad boy for stealing her undergarments and sharing them with the rest of the Akatsuki.
