11) Nobody is to say this around the new recruits

"If it comes down to you or me.. You got another thing comin"

(Haha right before a battle with venom! PRICELESS!-Sasha)

(I heard a couple gulp and take a step back... Still can't believe they listened to us... Everytime!-Peter)

"Ok so this is the plan... JUST DON'T DIE!"

(Surprisingly Tony and Bruce thought this was funny- Peter)

(Ha works everytime!- Sasha)

"If this is thee end I'm going out in style... SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!" then proceed to shove a new recruit infront of you...

(We didn't get as many newbies that month - Sasha)

(Yep and we got yelled at by Bruce and Loki - Peter)

(I don't really know what they were saying... I kind of tuned them out.. All I really heard was Push, Stupid, Scared, Recruits, Again! Well if you insist! - Sasha)

"I'm gonna cover you from way back there"

(Actually I'm still surprised they still listen to us.. - Peter)

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HH- your in my way- AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

(They gave us these crazy looks! Everybody did! - Sasha)

(Even the enemy gave us this pitiful look! I swear Green Goblin asked if we were ok in the head! - Peter)

"I'm sorry to say that your insurance plan doesn't cover death by intergalatic villians"

(You then proceed to turn around and walk away - Peter)

12) You are no longer allowed to quote superman whenever you see Captain Amercia

("This looks like a job for Superman" - Sasha)

("LOOK EVERYONE ITS SUPERMAN!" - Peter)

13)Don't tease people because of their hero costume

(Someone call the exterminator we got a spider infestation! - Sasha)

(Look its a walking talking animal! SCIENCE! - Peter)

(Its a walking talking Tin Can! - Sasha)

(Tony: Atleast I have laser cannons!)

14) Don't mess with Harley

(Who knew Tony could be so protective! - Sasha)

(Robot man never saw it comin - Peter)

(Harley: How did he even find out?)

(Tony: We're connected!)

15) When your sick.. Stay in bed

(I don't get sick very often but when I do I tend to sleep a lot. Went out on a mission. Loki ended up having to carry me back... Got to admit his cape is soft! - Sasha)

(If I even look like I'm sick Bruce calls a docter and refuses to let me out of bed! - Peter)

(Ahh the pros shape shifter! - Sasha)

(Jerk! - Peter)

16) Don't give people background music.

(Peter is Spider Pig)

(Bruce is the theme of Bil Nye the Science Guy!)

(Tony is I wanna be a billionaire)

(HE already is stupid! - Sasha)

(Fury is Eye of the Tiger)

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17) No video game contests

(We were playing Mario Cart when we were called out... I was winning to! - Peter)

(Haha not for very long - Sasha)

(Clint: Haha you just got served!)

(... - Peter)

18) No prank wars. At All!

(Sasha got the wise idea to try and prank Loki - Peter)

(yup but failed and blamed it on Thor. Who loki then pranked back and said it was Clint. - Sasha)

(Yah and then Clint pranked Bruce who in turn pranked Tony who pranked Natasha but backfired and got Fury instead - Peter)

(I think one eye'd joe's eye twitched - Sasha)

19) Tony is not allowed to pick Peter and Sasha up from school in the Ironman suit

("He's my aunts brothers sisters dogs cousins owners daughters boyfriends uncle" - Sasha and Peter)

(Don't make me repeat it please! - Peter)

(Ok one more time slower... He. Is. My. Aunts. Brothers. Sisters. Dogs. Cousins. Owners. Daughters. Boyfriends. Uncle. Did you get that? - Sasha)

20) You can't challenge a Major League baseball pitcher to a throw off to see who can throw more strikes.

(This is for Clint actually - Peter)

(Yep you'd think he would be a good pitcher! Turns out baseballs not his calling - Sasha)

(We walked away. "Nope I don't know that man Hawkeye! Who is it you speak of? - Peter)


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