Author's note

Hey, thank you for adding me/my story to your alerts, favorites, e.t.c. I'm so happy that people actually like my story, I was really worried. Just to let my readers know, I'll try to update this story every Sunday with maybe 900-1500 words per chapter. Anyways, I'm going to answer some reviews:

Kid: It is not a naruhina as Hinata died(not telling you how) and that Naruto's going to eventually move on as that is a realistic thing anyone would do.

DevilBeast:yesit is a Naruto/Rangiku fanfic because I think she deserves someone better than Gin and it would help the over all character development

Trife: Naruto will have a zanpakuto because I think that it would be awesomeness. I'll think of a better answer later.

My sister: I know it's my day to do the dishes ^_^', besides couldn't you have asked a question?

AnimeFreak4eva378: Thanks for the compliments. It is a Naruto/Rangiku pairing because there isn't enough of that pairing but there will be mentions of Naruto loving Hinata in the first few chapters but he'll get over her and that will strengthen his already ultra strong character.

Another shout out goes to cherryxcherry for being awesome and stuff.

Anyways, I don't own Naruto or Bleach but I do own the zanpakuto ideas and stuff.

"apple pie"-demon & hollow speech

"bring forth the taste: devilish pie of apple" Zanpakuto spirit, phrase/attacks, kido, e.t.c

"tasty release: apple pie"- jutsu & regular speech

'hmmm, I feel like eating apple pie'- thoughts

well that's all for now. Please enjoy and once again, this is my first story

Chapter 2: Why are you guys wearing black bath robes?

"Uhhhhhhhh. Stupid orange fluff ball. I'll show him!" yelled a sleepy Naruto, who had only just awoke. Naruto isn't exactly what you'd call a 'morning person'

First he's about to die, then he ends up in this weird village where everyone's staring at him like he's a freak.

"What? You got a problem with me? Yeah, you better walk away!" shouted Naruto, trying, in vain, to get these identically dressed weirdoes to stop staring at him. He'd tried throwing kunai's at them , but all had missed.

'What's with these people, why are they wearing black bath robes, do they have a license for all those swords, I wonder how much one of those things cost? Oh, maybe it's some sort of weird fashion here, wherever "here" is in the first place.' Naruto thought hard, which is odd seeing as he used to where a neon orange jumpsuit. He couldn't exactly judge people by their fashion taste.

Then, one of the bath robe people starting walking towards him. Bath robe's feet stomped heavily on the ground.

. Yet this one was different, she had large….assets. There was also this weird badge thing attached to her white obi.

"Who are you?" asked the over sized breast bath robed girl.

"Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze, who wants to know?" asked a nervous Naruto, he wasn't used to speaking to attractive girls. He'd only really spoken to Sakura before.

"Rangiku Matsumoto, it's a pleasure." Replied Rangiku, smiling sweetly in return, sending shivers up Naruto's spine..

It was safe to say that he could somewhat divert my attention from her, ahem ahem, female watermelons.

'look up, look up, LOOK UP god dammit! Damn you hormones and your active role.' Thought a flustered Naruto. Now that he got a closer look at her, he noticed that her other features were just as enticing as her large bazoongas.

With her wavy, strawberry-blonde hair, light blue eyes and such full lips, Naruto was astounded by her beauty. While Naruto was being amazed by Rangiku's beauty, she was thinking 'wow, he's not staring at my bust? I thought I'd never see the day. But this is important, someone can't just appear in Seretei out of thin air, that's impossible. Unless he found a way in, I must go to captain immediately, o yeah, he's having a captain's meeting, that's perfect for an emergency like this.' Thought a somewhat wary Rangiku. Blushing at the fact he was looking at her face, unlike every other boy.

"Hey, Naruto, do you want to come with me so you can see what's happening. You seem like you're confused about where you are." Said a cheery Rangiku, returning to her regular personality, the blush slowly fading.

"Sure, lead the way." Said Naruto, feeling very cautious, in a place he knew nothing about, where everyone was in bath robe-

"oh wait, I have a question, Rangiku, why are you guys wearing bath robes, with katanas, and why are you the only one I've seen with a badge? " asked Naruto as his curiosity got the better of him. Damn it, he thought to himself, now she's going to look at me weird, like everyone else does!

"Oh, so you've noticed. This badge represents my position as vice captain of the tenth division. There are 13 divisions with seated shinigami -"

"SHINIGAMI? What do you mean by "shinigami", like big scary dude with ugly face. I thought there was only one shinigami?"

Naruto shouted.' Oh…what did I just call her boss?'

Oops?

'Oh yeah, now I remember, new dimension and all. This place must have shinigami all over the place like my world had shinobi. Wait! That means I'll never be able to see Hinata or Granny Tsunade ever again!' thought an extremely crest-fallen Naruto as his world was never to be seen again.

" Are you okay?" asked Rangiku, sensing his sadness.

"Yeah, I'll get over it. You can keep on going with your shinigami informational thingy." Replied a still sad Naruto.

-semi time skip-

As Rangiku and Naruto were walking, they see this HUGE white building, it was decorated with a banner with a kanji of first on it.

"I'm guessing this is the first division." Said Naruto, silently thanking Rangiku on all the things she explained.

"Yeah, lets walk in." replied our favorite strawberry blonde to our favorite blond.

As they entered this palace of sorts, a strong pressure was felt, and with it came an angry and some what confused voice.

"What are you doing in the middle of a captains' meeting?"

Dun Dun Dunnnnnn!