Ahhhh I'm sorry I'm sorry!!-dodges flaming piece of kraken- I don't expect you to forgive me!


Jack: Well they'd better NOT, mate!

Elizabeth: You've been letting us hang there for MONTH, Jade! MONTHS! When exactly are you going to update??

Me: I'm updating right now aren't I?

Jack: This is a total cop-out. You see this is a crude attempt at an apology for messing up our lives and putting us on hold for months on end when you could have avoided said little situation of crude apology by listening to me, your devishly handsome main character and one of your official Council of the Muses.

Me: Jack! That's supposed to be a secret!

Elizabeth: devishly handsome?

Jack: Jade it shouldn't be a secret and cannot under any piratey circumstances be said secret if you are intending to go on with said crude apology and I am not going to repeat meself. Savvy?

Me: Hmmph. I'm the better pirate anyways so don't go telling me about piratey-ness!

Elizabeth: Devishly handsome??

Jack: Yes love, devishly handsome. Jade, I'm Cap'n Jack Sparrow! There isn't a pirate better than me.

Me: me!

Jack: No me!

Me: You're so full of yourself!

Jack: And you're a lazy writer so let's have us a draw, eh?

Me: At least I'm not denying it! -goes to sulk-

Jack: -pouts and goes to sulk in opposite corner-

Elizabeth: Okay I'll do it. Jade says she's a lazy writer and Jack is right. If anyone bothered to check her profile, there would be a poll about Jack and I because she can't make up her mind, and if you read her profile, you would know that the people who speak there are her Council of the Muses. She hasn't consulted us on the story, and she's also depressed cause it appears no one ever listens to her when she says to review. Even though she's getting bunches of alerts and faves for both the story and herself. However, she seems to be one of those stupid insecure writers who need reviews and poll results if she keeps going. -Jade spins and stick out her tongue- Also, we of the Council of the Muses would like to apologize, because Jade has been so busy with HS we have been working on her essays instead of what she wants us to do, which is this story.

Jack: -spins around for a second with arms crossed- She would also like to announce the title of her upcoming fiction story. It's a Naruto story apparently, with some random people called...huh... what was it... Kashi something with kura. The only part I like about it is because it's called Everybody Get Drunk. -spins back around as Jade surreptitiously passes him a bottle of rum-

Me: -spins totally around- I HAVE A FREAKIN' ESSAY DUE IN TWO DAYS!! T.T!!

Elizabeth: She hasn't let us start it yet. She can't type well cause her hands hurt from katana classes.

Me: Hmmpph. This convo is killing me.

-Jade and Jack stick their tongues out at each other and shoot death glares from behind Elizabeth back as she rolls her eyes-