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Wonder Woman walked into her room in the watchtower and collapses onto her bed. A four hour long battle with minor Olympian gods does a tired Wonder Woman make. She reluctantly pulled herself off to strip off her armor and is surprised to see a small package left on her desk. It was a small box wrapped in paper with a tag. The tag had a symbol on it. His symbol. The Batman symbol.
She finished taking off her armor then went over to pick up the box. She tore it open to find a pregnancy test and a note in it. She stared at the little devise for about three whole seconds before bursting into gut wrenching laughter. "Well, it seems like he took it well," she says to herself.
Then she picked up the little letter, 'Check out your file Diana...', was all it said.
Her eyes lit up and she excitedly sat at her couch to bring up her file, "What have you done...," she giggles to herself.
Wonder Woman
Superhuman Durability
Superhuman Strength...
She scrolled down until..."Haaaahaaahaaa!"
She is way out of your league
She can kick your ass
She nice enough not to tell you that she can kick your ass (but she can)
Wears lacy underwear
Has the nicest breast in the known universe
Will not tie you up with her lasso if you ask her to
Can kick superman's ass
Can fight crime in twelve inch stiletto heels
Does not need makeup
Has a tattoo of the American flag on her butt
Defeated the Persian Army in the name of the 300!
Has kissed more girls than you
Is the daughter of the Grimace
Possess the power of an atomic explosion during 'that time of the month'
Will not introduce you to any of her incredibly hot sister
Can defy the power of gravity (that's how she stands up straight)
Nothing can kill her (Like her father the Grimace)
Normally contains the equivalent power of a moose
Loves the Backstreet Boys
Makes cooking that can kill better men then you
Is loved by men
Is hated by women
Is loved by heroes
Is feared by villains
Is loved by women
Is loved by villains
Has the nicest ass in the known universe
Has a backhand that can hurl men into outer space
Is more limber than an Olympian gymnast
Is in-tune with the oneness of the awesomeness of her being
Holds the title of world champion in the sport of mud wrestling for 2002, 03, 04, and 05
Her outfit doesn't need pockets because she has a small pocket dimension in her cleavage
Is an expert in all the amazon martial arts (including slapping, hair pulling, throwing of the shoes, the windmill, and "bitch my man ain't your baby's daddy!")
She continued down the list. "Did he do all of these himself?!" she asked herself. Then she reached the end.
Can add things to Batman's File...and think that he won't find out.
Her mouth fell open. "How in Tartarus...I was sure he would think it was Flash," she said to herself.
