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Wonder Woman walked into her room in the watchtower and collapses onto her bed. A four hour long battle with minor Olympian gods does a tired Wonder Woman make. She reluctantly pulled herself off to strip off her armor and is surprised to see a small package left on her desk. It was a small box wrapped in paper with a tag. The tag had a symbol on it. His symbol. The Batman symbol.

She finished taking off her armor then went over to pick up the box. She tore it open to find a pregnancy test and a note in it. She stared at the little devise for about three whole seconds before bursting into gut wrenching laughter. "Well, it seems like he took it well," she says to herself.

Then she picked up the little letter, 'Check out your file Diana...', was all it said.

Her eyes lit up and she excitedly sat at her couch to bring up her file, "What have you done...," she giggles to herself.

Wonder Woman

Superhuman Durability

Superhuman Strength...

She scrolled down until..."Haaaahaaahaaa!"

She is way out of your league

She can kick your ass

She nice enough not to tell you that she can kick your ass (but she can)

Wears lacy underwear

Has the nicest breast in the known universe

Will not tie you up with her lasso if you ask her to

Can kick superman's ass

Can fight crime in twelve inch stiletto heels

Does not need makeup

Has a tattoo of the American flag on her butt

Defeated the Persian Army in the name of the 300!

Has kissed more girls than you

Is the daughter of the Grimace

Possess the power of an atomic explosion during 'that time of the month'

Will not introduce you to any of her incredibly hot sister

Can defy the power of gravity (that's how she stands up straight)

Nothing can kill her (Like her father the Grimace)

Normally contains the equivalent power of a moose

Loves the Backstreet Boys

Makes cooking that can kill better men then you

Is loved by men

Is hated by women

Is loved by heroes

Is feared by villains

Is loved by women

Is loved by villains

Has the nicest ass in the known universe

Has a backhand that can hurl men into outer space

Is more limber than an Olympian gymnast

Is in-tune with the oneness of the awesomeness of her being

Holds the title of world champion in the sport of mud wrestling for 2002, 03, 04, and 05

Her outfit doesn't need pockets because she has a small pocket dimension in her cleavage

Is an expert in all the amazon martial arts (including slapping, hair pulling, throwing of the shoes, the windmill, and "bitch my man ain't your baby's daddy!")

She continued down the list. "Did he do all of these himself?!" she asked herself. Then she reached the end.

Can add things to Batman's File...and think that he won't find out.

Her mouth fell open. "How in Tartarus...I was sure he would think it was Flash," she said to herself.