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Title: Tired of Fighting Rating: NC-17Parings: Leon x Cloud (maybe some more later on, who knows)
Themes: Romance, Comedy, Angst, etc
Warnings: This is not only unsuitable for people under the age of 18, but it is a YAOI fanfic. Which means that I want all the homophobes to get lost because I DON'T want to read the flames. And believe me, if I get flamed because I'm writing about gay guys (shock horror), I will not hesitate to let those people feel my wrath. Also, all you people that hunt down yaoi fanfics just to flame them need to get a life or get over it. Gosh, times are changing, get used to it.
Also, swearing and violence too.
Authors Notes: Hey hey! Welcome to chapter two! Woooooh! I'm so happy with this story so far! And the doujinshi is really helping me visualise what happens in this story. Someone asked me a couple of days ago if I would be selling my doujinshi anywhere, so I've been thinking, if I get enough requests, I'll sell it. But someone will have to give me a website that does the printing for you, because I really can't do it myself.
Chapter Two: TV Troubles
Cloud woke up the next morning feeling the most relaxed he had felt in a long time. He shifted around so that instead of lying on the sofa he was sitting with his legs over the edge. Wondering why he felt so good, he got up and went to his room to get a towel, and then headed into the bathroom for a shower. He took off his joggers and saw the wet patch on the front. 'What the-?' he thought to himself. Revisiting his last dream, he groaned and sat on the toilet seat, putting his head in his hands. How could he have had that sort of dream about his roommate, his nemesis? He was disgusted with himself, but at the same time, couldn't dismiss that in the dream it had felt so right. Cloud removed the rest of his clothes, turned on the shower and jumped in. He didn't even wait for the water to heat up.
Meanwhile, Leon had just finished getting ready for university. He left the grey kitten the last bit of chicken in a dish, and a bowl of water.
"Here you go Tat. I'll be back at the end of period four. I have to buy you stuff, don't I? See you then!" Leon said, making sure that all the windows were closed. He had decided last night that Tatsuya was going to be a housecat. Leon left the room and picked up his grey rucksack from the floor. He and Cloud had the same time of schoolbag, and he was just about to check that it was his when Cloud came out of the bathroom, only a small white towel covering him up. Leon grabbed the bag and left without another glance in the others direction.
Cloud stood there, hair dripping wet, slightly baffled at Leon's behaviour. Sure Leon was hated him, but it was usually shown through pranks, harsh words and other stupid things. He had never actually ignored Cloud's existence, and Cloud found that he was annoyed by it. Stomping into his room, he got ready for his first lesson of the day. The much beloved Mathematics class.
Leon got to his lesson at 8:42am. Eight minutes early, what a surprise. Cloud got to his first lesson at 9:01am. Eleven minutes late, another surprise. Little did either know that their Math lessons had been combined. So, Cloud being late had to take up the only seat available, and Leon being himself had made sure that he didn't have to sit next to anyone. But of course, the only free seat was the one next to Leon, so Cloud begrudgingly stalked over to the seat next to Leon and plonked himself down. Their professor quickly resumed his lesson on calculus, so Cloud took out his math book and began copying down the notes.
"Now, when you have to integrate a fraction where the denominator is a linear equation, you have to make the differential of the equation in the denominator equal to the numerator…" Leon wasn't listening. Neither was Cloud. Cloud had taken it upon himself to write some sort of poem in his math book, whilst Leon had decided to draw a picture of his professor writing on the board.
"Leon? LEON?! Are you listening to me? I asked you a question!" shouted the professor at an oblivious Leon. Leon slowly raised his head, eyebrows arched.
"Sorry Sir, what was the question?" he asked politely. A few of the students snickered, and the professor repeated the question.
"Oh, then the answer is four x plus 2 y squared." The teacher looked at his notes.
"Umm…yes… you're right. Well done." he reluctantly said. Cloud looked over to the slightly taller man beside him. He didn't know that Leon was so bright. Mind you, he never went out of his way to find out anything about his roommate. Leon leant back in his chair and carried on doodling. Before he knew it, blonde hair and blue eyes spilled from his pen onto the squared paper of his exercise book. Leon looked at the drawing and snarled. Cloud looked to see what the problem was, but before he had a chance to see the image on the paper, Leon ripped it out of his book and crumpled it up. Throwing it into his bag quickly, Leon narrowed his eyes at the boy next to him.
"Why are you looking at me?" he said, quiet enough that the professor didn't hear him. Cloud looked away abruptly, shrugging his shoulders lightly.
"Thought you had a problem, that's all" he replied.
"And even if I did, what would it have to do with you?" Leon retorted. Cloud looked back at Leon and smiled.
"Absolutely nothing" he said, the same smile on his face. It wasn't a happy smile, or a pleasant smile. It was more like a smile you had if you were at a friend's house and their parents tried to crack a joke with you that you didn't find funny. It disturbed Leon.
"Man, you're such a weirdo" he said, and turned back to the board to listen to the teacher. The bell went four minutes and twenty-four seconds later. Cloud and Leon quickly packed up their belongings and left the classroom. They both had the rest of the day off, so Cloud headed back to the dorm and Leon went to the supermarket to pick up some bits and pieces for the grey kitten that was probably asleep on his bed. Buying a litter tray, so food bowls and some cat food, he left the supermarket and headed back home.
Leon opened the door to his dorm and was confronted by Cloud, hovering the floor. He looked so ridiculously feminine doing the chores Leon tried not to laugh.
But he failed miserably.
"Ahh...ha ha…ha ha ha…wah ha ha!" he laughed, smothering his face with his backpack. Cloud turned around at the sound and frowned. He could've sworn Leon was laughing at him, but because he couldn't see his face past the backpack he wasn't sure. Leon ran to his room quickly and slammed the door shut.
About an hour later, 2.36pm to be precise, Leon finally came out of his room and flopped on the sofa. He picked up the remote and changed the channel to the channel that Heroes was on. Now, this would have been alright if the TV wasn't currently being watched by a very agitated Cloud, but it was.
"…Leon…?" Cloud said.
"Hn?" Leon replied, not looking in Cloud's direction.
"I was watching the other channel. Can you change it back?" he asked politely. Leon smirked.
"Well, not really. I currently have the remote, and you have nothing to bargain with, so Heroes is what we're watching, m'kay?" Now Cloud didn't mind watching Heroes, and would have let Leon watch it if he hadn't been so cocky about the situation.
"Just give me the remote, asshole" Cloud said, voice raised. He could tell Leon was enjoying this. Sadistic bastard.
"Nope."
Before Leon knew it, he was being pounced on by Cloud, and contrary to his frail appearance, he was a strong guy.
"What the hell?!" Leon shouted. The ensuing battle carried on for a good three minutes and forty-one seconds. During that time, the remote somehow shattered on the floor. Cloud and Leon looked down.
"You broke the remote you ass!" Cloud shouted, furious with Leon. Leon just smiled again.
"Well, I guess it's staying as Heroes now!" he said, glee obvious. Cloud would NOT let Leon win this battle. Storming over to the TV, he bent down. Leon thought he was just going to turn off the TV. How very wrong he was. Cloud unplugged the TV, picked it up and threw it across the room, smashing the device to pieces.
"How do like Heroes now, bastard?" Cloud asked, a wicked gleam in his eyes. Leon just sat there for a few seconds, absolutely stunned. The TV was totalled. And Leon didn't know what to do.
Do you know what it's like to feel 'blind fury'? Your heart constricts, and you feel vibrations strumming through your body. You get tunnel vision and can only see the stirrer of your anger. The worst part is that you lose all reason. This was what Leon was experiencing at that precise moment. You may think it's stupid for him to get so worked up about a television, but there was a lot of significance to that TV being in their dormitory. It was the only thing Leon and Cloud had that could keep their interaction to a minimum. With the TV gone, it meant that they had lots of spare time, to do nothing but 'enjoy' each other's company. That, above all other issues he had ever faced, was the worst.
He slowly stood up and brushed down his clothes. Cloud watched warily as Leon advanced slowly towards him, rolling his sleeves up in at the same time.
"L-Leon?" Cloud stuttered, stepping back slowly, "Leon?!"
Leon paid him no mind and pulled back an arm, readying himself for what was next. Cloud was about to run to his room to get away from the livid young man, but he was too late and ended up with a fist in his stomach. And by no means was Leon weak. Cloud doubled over, a string of saliva falling from his mouth. Raising his head slightly, he could see Leon standing over him as if he was god himself. Cloud clenched his fists and punched Leon right in the face, knocking him sideways. Leon regained composure quickly and kicked Cloud in the ribs, almost fracturing them, and before his adversary had the chance to do anything else, he pinned him to the ground.
"Why did you break the TV!?" Leon shouted, his hands covering Cloud's throat. Cloud choked slightly.
"Why do you think? I hate it when you think you've bested me!" he tried to shout back, but Leon's hands were making it difficult. Leon looked at the man below him. Cloud was laying under him, struggling to break free of his grasp, his head back, eyes screwed up and face flushed. Suddenly, there was only one thing Leon could do.
He kissed him.
I was so tempted to write, "Who's laughing now, biatch?" instead of what I wrote. I've been watching too much Robot Chicken recently. DAMN YOU SETH GREEN!
Authors Notes: Ooohhh, cliffhanger! Just fair warning before I post up the next chapter, I am not a big fan of romance stories. The way I figure it, something is only truly meaningful when you have to work for it, so I'm not letting Cloud and Leon have it easy… S'probably because I'm a cold-hearted bitch that doesn't really believe in love. Sometimes I wish that I hadn't suppressed my emotions all those years ago. The only ones I have left are happy and angry; I care not for love and all those other unnecessary emotions. Meh, fighting over a broken TV… how petty…
I said before that I'd be posting a link to the doujinshi soon, but in that link, there will only be a couple of pages of the story. I bet you're all thinking 'well, I know the story already, so it doesn't matter!" WRONG! There is an alternate ending in the doujinshi version and other side stories that aren't in the fanfiction, so you'll have to buy it to find out! Mwah ha ha! The evilness of being broke is coming through. I really am sorry, but I'm totally penniless. If I had money, I'd have posted the entire comic on the Internet but I need the monies, so…
Anywho, review please!
