"America! You are so smart and amazing!"

"Yeah America! You are the number one country!"

"Damn right guys, I am the fucking BEST….."

….Don't wanna be…

"Uggahhhhh"

…an American idio…

"AHHHHUUhhag!"

Don't want a nation under the ne….

Alfred awakens from his deep slumber. "GOD DAMN GAHHH!" 'My god, can't I get a good sleep around here?' He picks up his phone from the table where he threw it before he went to sleep yesterday.

"Hello? America speaking… too damn early."

"Privet America! How are you doing comrade!"

'What does this crazy Russian want now?' Alfred rose from his bed and he sits up on the edge. "God damn it Russia, you know what time it is right now?"

"It's eight in the morning America, why do you ask?"

"Exactly. It's too early to wake up, it's too goddamn early to do anything. Why don't you go set your commie ass down on a bed and go back to sleep?"

"Actually America, I was just wondering if we can both rendezvous at a small café not far from the hotel?"

"Is this one of those 'improving international relations' bullshit?"

"No America, I just thought it might be good time for us two to bond, not as countries, but as Ivan and Alfred."

"Nooo… I'm going back to sleep."

"Da, be there at 9:30 am. I'll be waiting America."

-beep-

"I just want to sleep! And that was a damn good dream too." *sighs* Alfred plops back on the mattress and spreads himself. "I'm so tireddd! Maaaa!" He rolls around on the bed sheets and his cute cowlick bobs. "Godddd. I hate him." He gets up unwillingly and starts to get ready for the upcoming rendezvous.


Sorry, it's kinda short! :c Thank you for the reviews! Kekeke~!