Ninja vs Tfue v2
It was an ordinary day for ya boi ninja going sicko mode on them Tfue cheeks when scooby rushed through a portal.
"Ninja, Tfue, we are in desperate need of your help" said Scooby
Ninja and Tfue jumped through the portal with no hesitation. What they found was surprising. They were in Shaggy's home! He had his very own temple where he lived
"We are sorry lord Shaggy, we have disgraced your lovely home with our pathetic mortal presence." Said ninja and Tfue
"that is ok my dude" said the all-powerful shaggy. "But the real reason you are here is that my gang thought that the end of your fight was not good and they don't want 2 of the most powerful people on Earth. They only want one winner!"
"What? But we are equal!" says Tfue
"Well, I always thought I was better than you Tfue" says ninja
"Fine then. If you're so good then lets rap battle" responded Tfue
"Ok, right here, right now!" screams ninja
(ninja lyrics are bold, Tfue lyrics are italics)
"I am clearly the best at Fortnite
When I meet you in a game you go night-night"
"ha ha ninja, that really made me laugh
You're so bad I could cut you in half"
"you're honestly so trash dude, you should just stop
I'm gonna beat you so bad, you're gonna call the cops"
"listen up retard, you're not even good
Just cos you're old enough to play the game, it doesn't mean you should"
"LMAO what kind of name is Tfue
You look like shit and you probably eat it too"
"shut up ninja, your wife's a skank
When I'm done with you you'll look like Anne Frank"
"stupid Tfue, your age is about 2
When this is finished, I'm gonna gas you like a Jew"
It was finally over. Neither shaggy, nor scooby knew what to say. Ninja and Tfue were no longer before them. Both were on the brink of dying from 50th degree burns. The rap battle was so fire that they had both almost died. Immediately lord Shaggy went to work on trying to heal them but try all he could, it was going to take months; maybe even years to heal them.
"zoinks" said Shaggy. "people are searching for these 2 epicly awesome Fortnite players everywhere on earth. Oh man, they could be gone for ages."
Months passed and then it turned to years; and after over 3 years, both Ninja and Tfue were ok.
"did I win? Did I destroy ninja?" Tfue said as he woke up.
"nah bish" replied ninja. "I was up before you so clearly I am the winner here."
"NO!" said shaggy. "there needs to be a winner!"
Both Fortnite players thought they were better; but there was only one way to decide. A second build battle!
Both players loaded into a playground server of Fortnite and went to tilted towers. They argue while they were looting.
"hah Tfue, I'm gonna beat you harder than they beat the black slaves in the plantations" said ninja with confidence
"just shut up ninja" replied Tfue calmly
They both got full loadouts and maximum materials. They agreed that the were going to use no explosives and it would be a fair fight. The battle started off with both players ramp-rushing with wall-floor-stairs technique. Then once they got high enough, they did a few 90's in 1 second and were shooting each other. From the start of it though, Ninja had the upper hand. He was getting hits off on Tfue easily. Tfue was letting his guard down and panicking. There was no way he was ever gonna let that stupid blue-haired shit beat him, but it was happening. Ninja had the high ground and was getting easy shots off on Tfue, it wouldn't be long before Tfue had lost all of his shield. He panicked but because he was an insane ttv Fortnite streamer he started building triangles. Those triangles were fooling ninja. He was shooting them out but Tfue was under none of the. Suddenly he turned around to see Tfue having built a very fast 100 90's was right behind him. They were now at an even score. Tfue had caught ninja off guard and got some shots off on him. They were both only 3 shots to a gold scar. Ninja knew he had to be very careful because Tfue had got some glider redeploy items so he was vulnerable to fall damage but Tfue would be OK. Suddenly Tfue peeked his head for more that 0.001 of a second to try and hit a 1080 noscope but ninja had seen him and hit a headshot on him. OH NO! Tfue was only one shot to scar and he was dead!
Tfue only had one solution. He knew it would be cheating but in a real match, if ninja got into a build fight, the people might have rpg's and ninja would just have to learn to accept it. Suddenly he fired his rpg and ninja knew it was the end for him. Tfue had cheated and that would give him the win. In the end, for him to be the best Fortnite player he had to cheat.
"that's right bitch, you lose. Take a BIG FAT L" SHOUTED Tfue smugly
"shut up my dude, you cheated, c'mon man. Restart!" ordered Ninja. "no, not even that, I should get an automatic win for you cheating."
"nah bro, on the replay it clearly shows you dying" said Tfue
"zoinks Ninja, calm down. You are not the best. Tfue won" said shaggy to confirm Tfue's win
"YESSSS" shouted Ninja "I AM NUMBER 1"
"NOOOOOO!" screamed shaggy, "why would you say that. You're gonna summon him. The beast incarnate, Robbie Rotten"
With that, a very sexy man wearing red and blue appears from nowhere. With 3 clones of himself. One on the trombone, one on the drums, and one on the double base.
"actually Mr. Tfue, we are going to have to correct you there," says Robbie. "after all. WE ARE NUMBER 1"
With that he burst into song.
[Robbie:] "Are you, uh, a real villain?"
[Bobby:] "Well, uh, technically... nah."
[Robbie:] "Have you ever caught a good guy, like, uh, like a real superhero?"
[Bobby:] "Nah."
[Robbie:] "Have you ever tried a disguise?"
[Bobby:] "Nah, nah..."
[Robbie:] "Alright! I can see that I will have to teach you how to be villains!"
Hey!
We are Number One
Hey!
We are Number One
Now listen closely
Here's a little lesson in trickery
This is going down in history
If you wanna be a Villain Number One
You have to chase a superhero on the run
Just follow my moves, and sneak around
Be careful not to make a sound
(Shh)
(No, don't touch that!)
We are Number One
Hey!
We are Number One
We are Number One
Ha ha ha
Now look at this net, that I just found
When I say go, be ready to throw
Go!
(Throw it on him, not me!)
(Ugh, let's try something else)
Now watch and learn, here's the deal
He'll slip and slide on this banana peel!
(Ha ha ha, gasp! what are you doing!?)
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
We are Number One
We are Number One
Hey!
Hey!
After that amazing performance they were all blown away. Ninja and Tfue were in tears. But Shaggy was suspicious.
"zoinks man why d'you come here in the first place?" asked shaggy
"to make sure everybody knows who truly is no.1, and because one of you doubted my awesome authority as no.1 I am going to have to destroy this universe" said Robbie.
Everyone was frozen with shock. They knew Robbie was number one and not even insane Fortnite skills would help them here. Shaggy had got bored ad fallen asleep. They knew if he wanted to he could beat Robbie fairly easily but obviously he had known something that they hadn't because Ninja and Tfue combined strength couldn't beat this epic beast of a man. Suddenly in a flash. Robbie rotten was down on the ground. They hadn't even seen anything, but he had been RKOed by the man, the myth, the legend…
And his name is JOHN CENA
ba-baa-ba-baaaaa
ba-baa-ba-baaaaa
they heard his music playing but they didn't see anything and the heard john screaming,
"YOU CAN'T SEE ME"
It was over in a flash and they never saw John Cena because of course you can't see him. But Robbie had been defeated by the most noble, honest and respectful man ever to grace our universe with his presence.
Shaggy woke up
"what have I missed guys?"
"YOUR MUM" replied Ninja and Tfue.
With that. Shaggy disintegrated the 2 Fortnite players on the spot.
Thx guys. Tell me if you want a part 3. I have a good plan for it. Sorry this one didn't have the n-word in it. If you want to sing along with Robbie's song, then you can probably find karaoke for it online. I would advise it.
Stay epic, gamers. Peace out homies.
