Chapter 2 N5ull
When I woke up early the next morning, I said goodbye to my mom, and thanked her for the hot pockets, I got my clothes on and I headed outside. After I took a deep breathe. I went to the store and picked up my portable ballsack, I might need it, I left for the gates, where I saw PlantinumReaper holding a box of twinkies and Nurra taking a piss in the bushes. "So, anybody excited to kill some japs?" "Wrong war N5," Nurra said as he pulled up his pants, nurr is a skrub like that. "Oh, my bad I thought we were gonna burn some people alive, "Eh, you never know." Said Plant, as he opened the box of twinkies. Out of the corner of my eye, I could see BasCastt wearing his duck floaties, "What the fuck are you wearing?" I asked him "This is my armor, It will protect me from the water." "Are you sure you aren't an autistic kid in disguise?" "Well, now that you mentio-" Bas was cut off by the sound of 2 people arguing.
As we all walked over to see what was going on, we saw Aradinel, an exile, trying to rob Infamous, another exile. "Holy, shit" someone cried out. "Gimme that god damn Tix u fucking pleeb" shouted Aradinel, wearing nothing but sandals, "I can't even see anything" Said Nurra. "no it is mine, i founded it and my mommy said i could keep it because i ate all my green beans" shouted Infamous, trying to wrestle his tix out of Arad's grasp. And them DoinkyDuck came out of nowhere and shanked them both and took the tix and ran off.
We all went back to the gate, waiting for the queen to arrive. I1sthope made it, and so did ExBets and LupusStrike, and some other randoms. Once we all arrived at the gate, Cloverpaw finally came out, mounted on her noble steed, who she had named pengy. "Alright gentlemen, we will be moving out within the hour, we will meet with Commander of the Army Rexor, along with the other groups of soldiers from the nearby villages.
