Pewdie walked up to the wall of weapons. He stared at it for about 5 minutes, until Stephano got annoyed.
"What in the hell is taking you so long, Pewdie?" Stephano asked, his head pounding from a headache created by boredom. He was staring at Pewdie literally drooling while looking at the many, many weapons that were there. They were sorted by melee and ranged, with melee on the left side of the wall, and ranged on the right.
Some of the melee weapons included a sledgehammer, a knife, a machete, a hammer, an axe, a spade, a crowbar, a screw-driver, a tire-iron, a cleaver, a hatchet, and a katana. Plus there were a wide variety of ranged weapons as well, including many, many different bow and arrow types, a shotgun, a glock, a sniper rifle, a grenade launcher, and an assault rifle.
"Stephano… I'm in heaven." Pewdie replied as he stared at the arsenal. He remembered all these weapons from some game or another, whether he used them or not. He searched around for a while, and decided on an oak long bow with iron arrows, he also picked up the katana, and the assault rifle. "Alright, I'm good to go, what about you, Stephano?"
"What do you think, Pewdie? I have my Stephano awesomeness, and I have a freaking golden sword. What else could I possibly want? Although, you did pick out some smart weapons there." Stephano's golden eyes raked over the choice of weaponry, and he approved, knowing that whatever situation they got into, Pewdie would be safe… and that's all that mattered to him.
Pewdie grinned at the compliment- he rarely got those from Stephano. All of a sudden a huge crash sounded from not far off. Stephano unsheathed his sword, and Pewdie got an arrow ready. They both very carefully went over to where they heard the noise. The door was closed, but they could both hear mumbles behind it, as well as shifting around and, strangely, a sound like someone was being dragged across the floor.
Stephano carefully creaked the door open just enough to get a glimpse inside. "I don't see anything" he mouthed to Pewdie, who gave him a strange look in return. Don't see anything? What the hell? There was just a huge crash, mumbling, and movement past that door. The bro wasn't that sneaky, so it must be something besides the bro.
Just then the door flew open and the mysterious figure jumped on to Pewdie and shouted "Oh yeah! Pewdie, I'm so pumped! I'm SO PUMPED!" Stephano was knocked down in the process of Piggeh jumping out and onto Pewdie, who grinned widely as soon as he saw who was there. Pewdie instantly squeezed back to return Piggeh's tight hug.
"Piggeh! I'm so happy to see it was only you!" Pewdie shouted as he took in Piggeh's form, which was a human male form, a bit on the female side, with pink hair, pink eyes, pink clothes, and even his skin was pigmented slightly pinker than a normal humans. Plus, he had small, floppy ears on top of his head, and a small curly tail hanging out of this lower back. His clothes were skimpy, the shorts being very tight on him; also, the shirt was small and a bit loose in some areas. Piggeh wasn't very muscular, and was rather on the thin side.
Stephano glared at the whole affair, he never made such a big deal out of seeing Piggeh before, so why now? And, besides, he found the whole entire 'Let's take 20 minutes to greet each character' thing very annoying. He sighed as the two separated, then picked himself up, dusted himself off, and dragged the two chatterboxes down the hall.
Little did they know, they were being watched… and closely.
They rounded another corner, and Pewdie was starting to get less scared, and more annoyed, Piggeh was getting less pumped by the minute, and Stephano was letting his guard down… if just a tiny bit. They rounded another corner, and all of a sudden, Pewdie started yelling unintelligibly. He startled Stephano and Piggeh as he raced to the end of the hallway and started thrashing barrels around. Stephano let out a huff, half out of annoyance, and half out of relief.
"Barrels! I'm so sick and tired of your SHIT! I start walking calmly, when all of a sudden, you fucking show the fuck up! Bastards!" Pewdie cried, as his hatred for the round, wooden carriers ignited. He was thrashing wildly about, and screaming, until every last barrel was on the ground. "Fuckin' barrels!" Pewdie spat one last time as he went to join Stephano, who was face-palming, and Piggeh who was pumped again, and ready to go on a real adventure!
In another part of the castle, Mr. Chair was trying to convince someone to come out of the wardrobe. Mr. Chair was not a completely classy man like most people thought. He also wasn't as brave as most people thought. He had on a button up shirt that was pure white, with black trimming, and he had on a green and brown plaid vest.
He wore brown slacks, his shirt was un-tucked, and he has black loafers, unlike most others in this game, he had an apricot-like skin tone. He also had muddy brown eyes, and fluffy brown hair. Mr. Chair did have a secret that he hadn't told most people. That included Piggeh and Pewdie. He told little about it to Stephano, so the three heroes that were trekking through the castle to meet him were practically clueless.
You see, Mr. Chair has been lonely for a while now, I mean, yeah, sometimes he has Stephano or Skully, or hell, even Piggeh was an interesting companion after being alone for a while. But Mr. Chair always noticed one other person. Whether she be in the room or not. But, she was shy. She never really talked to anyone but Pewdie, and even that was in a barley audible voice.
Mr. Chair was bored one day and decided 'what the hell, it's not like she's dangerous or anything' so he sparked up a conversation about what, to this day he still can't remember. And, very surprisingly, she said something back to him. He was quiet for a few minutes, not believing that that wasn't a trick of the mind, and actually her voice. Her voice… is was so beautiful. Like a finely tuned harp being played by an expert.
He instantly fell for her. They kept talking, and, after a while, he got the nerve to ask her out. They went on that date. And another. And another. They kept doing this until, one day they kissed. Mr. Chair thought it felt so right, he kissed her again. And again, and again, until the kiss wasn't stopped, and tongues were used, and soon they found themselves on a bed. Two weeks after that, the girl told Mr. Chair… that she was pregnant. It was his kid.
He was shocked. He didn't think he was ready to become a father, but one look at her face, and he knew that there was no backing out of this one. He had to step up, and become a father, so he did. He chose this room for them to live in, since it had a cradle and a bed, and they started living together as a family. The baby was to be born in 2 months.
"So, why did Mr. Chair want us, again?" Pewdie asked. He was fine with meeting Mr. Chair, but was confused as to what the big rush was, I mean, he almost always saw Mr. Chair when playing a custom story, and while he was a bit more into Happy Wheels now, there was still no big reason to rush, that he saw.
Stephano rolled his eyes, but on the inside, he was thinking the same exact as Pewdie. He was confused by why Mr. Chair was so adamant about where they met. He was a bit paranoid, but what made him want to stay over there, instead of meeting them half way. "He said that there was someone he wanted us to meet." Stephano said, recalling the note he found right before he found Pewdie on the floor, and this all started.
"I wonder who?! I'm so pumped to meet her!" Piggeh said, thinking of what woman fell for Mr. Chair. The first one he thought of was Jennifer. Maybe she stopped obsessing about Pewdie. Jennifer was his number one rival in this game for Pewdie's attention, since he knew there was no way he could even come close enough to beating Stephano.
"Why are you so sure it's a girl?" Pewdie asked. He was trying to picture Mr. Chair with a woman. One person crossed his mind, but he immediately shook his head. 'She's way too sacred to even come close to anyone besides me. And she speaks so softly, almost like a whisper'.
"Well, durr, of course it's a wom-" Piggeh was cut off by someone putting their hand over his mouth he soon discovered it was Stephano. He ripped his face away from Stephano's hand and started to shout, as Stephano was shushing him "What the HELL, man?! NO! I'm not going to shu-"
Piggeh was interrupted by a few growls coming from behind them. At least ten bros rounded the corner at one time and started to go towards them. Stephano saw a boulder that had crashed through the wall and yanked himself, Piggeh, and Pewdie behind it.
"Pewdie! I love you, Pewdie." Jennifer said happily. Pewdie had come to her! She won; he was her's and not Piggeh's. Or so she thought.
"Shut up, Jennifer, I could never love you, you're just something I'm using as a shield/ hiding spot right now." Pewdie broke her heart, yet again. At that, Jennifer finally did it, she finally snapped. She started screaming and crumbling, and she ended up alerting the bros at the end of the hallway, who were about to leave, where they were hiding. They started coming towards them, and they ran until they reached a door.
"You two go inside, I'll distract him!" Piggeh shouted, completely pumped. Stephano started to disagree, saying he could handle the bro better, but Piggeh said "It's alright, I'm going to distract him and run, I'll be okay, but Pewdie needs YOU, Stephano."
With that, Piggeh pushed them both inside the room, started to make a lot of noise including saying "I'm pumped" and "I'm a snake" quite a few times, and ran away, the bros hot on his tail.
"I hope he'll be alright" Pewdie said, concern seeping into his voice. He had unshed tears in his eyes, and was shaking. Stephano gasped as he saw the gash on Pewdie's arm that was a foot long and at least an inch deep.
He pulled out some morphine, and bottle of laudanum that he grabbed on the way and gave them to Pewdie who accepted gratefully and took them. He was still shaking, and Stephano wrapped his arms around him and guided him towards the bed.
He then blocked the door with a wardrobe and then a dresser. He climbed into bed on the other side of Pewdie, who turned around to face him. They heard screams, screams that sounded like pig squeals. Pewdie started shaking again. "He-he's not going to be alright, is he?"
Pewdie curled up into a ball, and Stephano encircled him in a hug. He knew Piggeh was not alright. He just hoped the bros wouldn't come back, as he fell asleep, hoping Pewdie would get some restful sleep, and that in the morning everything was going to be alright.
But he knew it wouldn't be. And he was right.