Yay! Thanks for all the good reviews!
Ok, so I'm gunna start working in the other characters, but I may not put them all in one chapter so it isn't so cluttered, anyway, I think this one is going to be a Spock/Uhura chat, so fangirls, get ready to giggle!
Also, I know Uhura's screen name changed a little bit but I was having trouble loading it onto FanFic last time, so sorry if that confused you!
Disclaimer: I do not own Star Trek.
Part 2
-Chick: Commander Spock, I had a few questions about this semester's curriculum, can you help me out?
Com. Spock: Asking me if you can ask a question isn't logical, but of course I will help in any way I can.
-Chick: Thanks, I was wondering what languages we were going to focus on, I want to start studying now so I can get ahead...
Kirkilicous: Ohhhh, yeah, Commander Spock, can you tell me what we're doing for the next 3 semesters? I wanna start working on it now so I can get ahead of everyone else!
Com. Spock: It is good to see students so enthusiastic about the curriculum, but I do not believe you are enrolled in Xenolinguistics Mr. Kirk, but if you want to do an independent study I would certainly assist you.
Kirkilicous: Definitely. I want to learn English realllly bad, can you help me out?
-Chick: Drop it, Kirk. Go mess with someone who cares.
Com. Spock: I do not understand sarcasm Mr. Kirk, do you have a serious question?
Kirkilicous: Yeah, do your ears pick up any radio signals?
Com. Spock: No. Again, I cannot comprehend cynicism.
Kirkilicous: Huh?
-Chick: Ignore him, he won't quit until you do.
Com. Spock: Perhaps we should complete this on a more private forum. I will send you a link momentarily.
Kirkilicous: Aww, why you gotta ruin my fun?
-Chick: You know, some people actually use this chat room for academic reasons.
Kirkilicous: Bull. I've never seen anyone use this for studying. Cheating, maybe.
-Chick: Whatever.
Kirkilicous: Don't believe me? Check this place out when its exam time again, you'll know what I'm talking about!
-Chick: I'm leaving now.
Kirkilicous: Bye, muffin-cake!
-Chick: ...and if you ever call me that again, I will shank you.
Kirkilicous: Uh huh. Is that a threat?
-Chick: No. It's a warning.
Kirkilicous: Don't you have some flirting to do with the commander?
-Chick: Why do you have to turn every situation sexual?
Kirkilicous: It isn't sexual... yet...
-Chick: You. Are. Unbelievable.
Kirkilicous: Admit it, I intrigue you!
-Chick: You are the biggest pig I have ever met.
Kirkilicous: Yet, here we are. You haven't logged off yet, so you're obviously head over heels for me!
-Chick: I'm leaving. Now.
Kirkilicous: Aww... AGAIN?
{Private forum}
-Chick: Sorry about that commander, he won't leave me alone.
Com. Spock: There are disciplinary charges against harassment if you think it's necessary.
-Chick: It's nothing I can't deal with. He isn't much different from any of the other cadets.
Kirkilicous: She likes me, she just won't admit it.
Com. Spock: Pardon me, I do believe this is a private forum.
Kirkilicous: Anything on a computer isn't private to me, the firewalls are too easy to resist!
Com. Spock: It is illegal to break into a private forum uninvited. Unless you want another mark on your record, I suggest you leave.
Kirkilicous: oh waah. Fine, I'm leaving now.
Com. Spock: Thank you.
N. Uhura-chick: You probably shouldn't have done that.
Com. Spock: I was simply stating a fact.
N. Uhura-chick: Yes, but when Kirk sets his mind to something, he's unstoppable.
Com. Spock: That trait isn't necessarily a bad one. For instance, you seem to have a strong passion for learning, I find your achievements very gratifying.
N. Uhura-chick: Thanks, you aren't so bad yourself...
Com. Spock: Bad? Did I say something wrong?
N. Uhura-chick: No! Sorry, it's just a phrase humans use to return compliments...
Com. Spock: I must apologize; I still have much to learn about human culture.
N. Uhura-chick: Yes, don't we all?
Com. Spock: I thought that being half-human would make it easier for me to understand, but it seems like it's more difficult.
N. Uhura-chick: I could help if you want me to; you could tutor me about class and I could help you understand our culture!
Com. Spock: That seems like a logical exchange to me, but I'll have to check my schedule later, I'll let you know when we should meet, is that agreeable?
N. Uhura-chick: I find that very agreeable, commander...
GASP! Are they going on a date? WHOA!
Next Time: OMG, WHAT'S KIRK GUNNA DO TO GET BACK AT SPOCK?
Actually, that's not what the next one will be mainly about, but it'll be in there somewhere, anyway, I don't have specified plots I use, I just wing it. If anyone has any great ideas, you can post them in a review and I'll see if I can squeeze it in!
PS: Sorry if theres a few errors, FanFic's Formatting thing was acting up!
