So I was expecting this to be a one-shot when I typed up Oh Heichou, but then I heard this beautiful piece and thought, 'What if Eren and Armin heard this?' And so this resulted. The song is Jaegeractive-GOOGLE PLUS MORE LIKE GOOGLE BUTTS. I hope you enjoy the train wreck that is this chapter and probably the whole freaking story.
Still kind of terrified of doing response videos from last week, I slide in behind Levi's desk, next to Armin. The captain had too much going on this week so that left me and Armin to respond. Sighing, I watch in dread as Armin clicked the link and it led us back to YouTube. Clicking play, the music starts and I'm basically paralyzed in fear.
Here's a heads up, this show is nuts. Here have some blood and vore and guts. And you'll probably hate the main character.
"Hey!" Hating this immediately as well. Why did everyone bash on me? Armin giggles quietly and I glare at him weakly.
I'm ten years old, and hate the world, but screw you all caps lock is gold.
"I didn't hate the world… I was just angry is all." I huff out. "And do I really sound like that?" Honestly curious, Armin is no use, he only laughed harder.
You may think I'm just a brat. Seriously guys? I'm freakin' ten. I get better!
"That's right! And I did!" I am proud of my maturity. Wait. Does that mean she hates on me less through the song?
I do believe Mikasa's god. He-Man wants his hair back, Armin, he called.
"I do not!" Armin looks offended while I become indignant. "Who's He-Man?" His voice is quiet and I didn't care much for the song so I pause it and open a new tab, image searching this guy.
"Hey! My hair doesn't look like that!" He cries, now he's indignant as well, his anger making him more adorable than before. I pat his head and exit out of the search, going back to the song.
Is that my mom? Wait, something's wrong.
I freeze, expecting the worst and Armin holds his breath, glancing over at me worriedly, knowing I'm still touchy on that subject.
I'm fucking done! I'm rage-quitting this shit! Let me throw my hissy fit!
"You know what? You would have reacted the same way in my situation! I bet you're just some prissy bitch who hasn't even experienced real loss!" I shout as I stand quickly enough to knock the chair down. Armin grabs my arm. "Hey. Calm down Eren." Grumbling, I allow him to fix the chair and settle me back into it.
Gotta kill the titans, though I'm just ten. Saw my mom get eaten, then punched Armin.
I tighten my jaw, but ignore the second mention of my mother. "I didn't punch him… I pushed him off me." I mumble before refocusing on the lyrics which happened to be nothing more than nonsensical mutterings at the moment.
I'm coming to get you, and play peek-a-boo. I fell from the sky too, hi nice to meet you.
I growl a bit, not approving of the lighthearted joking about the titans. Armin freaking snickered. "If you think about it though, that's pretty much what he did." I curl my lip in disgust at him for agreeing.
It's Xehanort, from Kingdom Hearts.
We look at each other confused again. Pausing the music once again, we search up the Xehanort and I have to press my hand against my mouth to stifle some laughter. This guy looked exactly like Shadis, Armin was giggling as well as we went back to the video, past differences aside.
We're starting fights and blaming farts. Still hate the world, especially Jean (Jean).
I snicker, remembering this moment and at the fact that she didn't seem to like Jean much either. I did like this little shit after all.
Fell on my face, I'm back again, it's been three years so now we're men. This is it, gotta jinx this shit.
"It was actually five years!" Armin interjects this time and I nod along with his correction.
Oh loving crap, the titan's behind me!
"Oh loving crap? What kind of curse is that?" I was baffled by the lack of creativity and Armin rolls his eyes.
Quick I've got to make him bleed! Everybody's whining, Armin's crying.
"And I did make him bleed!" I throw out, prideful, right as Armin almost shouted. "I might have been crying, but Eren died! The entire squad did!"
Soon they'll all be dying, you think I'm lying?
We both become silent and look down, this bitch seriously liked to point out all the deaths didn't she?
I'll pop up behind you, and ruin the mood. I fell from the sky too, I'm freaking cool dude.
"No! If you're going to be taking the titan's side in this war, we'll see how long you last in their territory!" Armin sighs again at my antics.
'Please, just don't die.' That's all I said. The dumbass then goes, and winds up dead.
I am going to assume that was supposed to be Mikasa. Well, I technically didn't die, just lost a couple limbs, that titan douchebag swallowed me whole. I decided not to correct the damn thing because, clearly, everyone knew that. But she had better clarify that before this fucking song is over.
I'm freaking out! Eren just got eaten! What the hell? I don't even! Nobody is safe, no. No one's safe, no! Protagonist or not though, only this damn show!
I happened to notice the little Armin face bobbing along to the words, signaling it was him speaking. He stopped, reaching a shaking hand forward, he stops the video. His face hidden by the hair flopping in his eyes. "D-do I really… sound like that?" He looked up and I saw the tears shining in his blue eyes. Reaching towards him, I catch a drop of the salty liquid on my thumb as I wipe his face gently. "No, you don't. It's okay." He nods, sniffs, then plays the song again.
I am a titan! I am a titan! I'm so damn attractive. Way too attractive.
I raise a brow at that sentiment. Attractive? Wait. As a titan?! "Am I?" Armin looks over at me and I can see a slight flush over his cheeks as 'my' voice continues and 'Armin' overlaps and follows.
I am a titan, I am a titan!
Armin (in hysterics): How'd this freaking happen? Eren's a titan!
I kind of laugh at that, able to actually focus on the voice of 'Armin' this time. It really did sound kind of ridiculous.
Oh my-! I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't I can't, I cannot, I cannot, I cannot, I cannot deal with this right now!
I laugh as Armin growls, growls, at me. 'My' voice sounding over 'his' at the end.
Aaagh! Armin, what the actual fuu-?
As the song finally ends, I look over at my best friend. "You didn't answer. Am I attractive?"
"Well… I mean… Look in a mirror or something." He fidgets, pressing the tips of his index fingers together repeatedly.
"That's not what I mean Armin! Seriously!" I grab one of his hands and look into his eyes. He sighs then pulls his hand away from mine, turning back to the screen, he closes the video and pulls up a new tab and types in 'SnK Eren as a titan'.
"Here's how they depicted you…" Though we had known of the anime Shingeki no Kyojin, I hadn't watched. I already knew what happened anyways, why would I need to? I was busy watching Armin, making sure he was done crying during the video. Looking at the screen, I see multiple images of the same titan, more skin than muscle showing on the face, the shining green and black eyes, long hair falling in its face. It certainly was a lot more attractive than some of the others.
"Is that actually what I look like?" I glance over and he nods. "Huh." I sit back and resolve to not watch any more videos for these damned react videos.
So yeah… Here this piece of shit is. If it seemed a bit like ErenXArmin for a moment, ignore it. This is going to remain completely platonic! So this is it for now, let me know if you find any other parodies, memes, or anything else you'd like to have them respond to (and who is going to respond). The only ones who will appear in these response videos will be Eren, Armin, Levi, and one other. I haven't decided on that yet, but I am going to be creating a poll I think. Please rate and review!
