Chapter 2
Rule 12
Cas is no longer allowed to use chopsticks.
(He has no idea how to use them.)
(Then he started getting annoyed.)
(He smashed the bowl of sushi he was trying to eat.)
(Then all the chopsticks disappeared.)
Rule 13
Stop replying to everything with 'only on Tuesdays'.
(I think it makes Sam uncomfortable)
'So are you going to help us out?'
'Only on Tuesdays.'
'Want some pie?'
'Only on Tuesdays.'
'Help me up, Teddy.'
'Only on Tuesdays.'
'For god's sake, give me a hand!'
'Only on Tuesdays.'
'Get out of bed!'
'Only on Tuesdays.'
Rule 13
No more hiding underneath people's bed and grabbing their foot.
(I almost got shot by Sam and Dean)
(Dean wouldn't stop firing until I said it was me)
(Sam got up after I climbed out from underneath his bed and tried to stab me)
(I think he would have kept trying to stab me even after I told him it was me)
Rule 14
Don't trick or prank Dean with anything about the impala.
(I stole his keys then parked his car out of sight, then I told him it had been towed)
(He went down to impound and screamed at the people there until he realized the impala was not there)
(Then he got angrier and came back and yelled at me)
(I was used as target practice for a week)
Rule 15
Stop pissing off bikers.
(When I see bikers drive by I like to throw candy at them and laugh when they curse at me)
(Except this time when we stopped at a bar, the whole group of very LARGE bikers I had pissed off where there)
(I ran for a long time)
Rule 16
Going up to random people asking 'have you seen my moose? Wait, never mind, there he is!' And pointing to Sam is banned.
Rule 17
Pointing to Sam and saying 'take care of him, he's afraid of heights' is banned.
(If you do this don't fall asleep and trust nothing, Sam will get his revenge)
Rule 18
No more going up to people and saying 'I have the body, now what?'
(I freaked Sam and Cas out)
(Dean just replied 'burn it')
Rule 19
Going to the zoo is banned.
(Sam, Cas, Dean and I decided to go to the zoo...)
(WORST IDEA EVER)
(Cas let all the animals out of their cages!)
(All of them! There were tigers and lions roaming around that were not friendly.)
(I got chased by a gorilla and Dean got chased by a pack of squirrels!)
Rule 20
Harry Potter is banned.
(Cas calls us muggles now)
(I made us all Pottermore accounts!)
(Dean is in Gryffindor, Sam is in Ravenclaw, Cas is in Hufflepuff and I'm in Slytherin)
Rule 21
Stop pretending to be Thor.
'This drink, I like it. ANOTHER!' *SMASH*
(Pretty self-explanatory)
Rule 22
Don't draw on people's faces with permanent marker.
(On Sam's face I wrote 'unamoosed')
(I wrote 'attitude problem' on Dean's face)
(It took him a day to realize)
(Then I woke up with a bunch of badly drawn dicks on my forehead)
