Chapter two baby! Oh yeeeeah! Anyways, in this chapter we meet a new character! I hope you all don't mind that I refer to 2D as both 2D and Stu. I'm also trying to figure out different ways to incorporate 2D's accent into the writing, it's harder than it seems. And I know that some details aren't completely accurate, I knowingly did this, just to add a unique story to each of my characters. I do not own Gorillaz though I wish I did. Thank you for reading and PLEASE REVIEW!
2D- Ughhh, we've been walking for hours now!
Noodle- You think I don't know that? And I thought you couldn't get tired anyways.
2D- No, I said I couldn't get hurt. Getting hurt and getting tired are two completely differbla bla bla bla-
2D and Noodle had been walking for quite awhile and were becoming irritated at the littlest things. About an hour ago the sidewalk led them into a dark tunnel that smelled like someone had died in it. Someone probably did die in there actually…
2D- bla bla bla bla-
Noodle- Shut up! Please! I can't take it! You are a complete moro- agh!
Noodle hadn't been paying attention and had run straight into a huge figure that was standing in the middle of the yellow sidewalk. The persons back was turned to the travelers, but their enormous mass had completely blocked the sidewalk from one wall of the tunnel to the other.
2D- Wot the hell is that?
Noodle- Hey! Mister! Hellooooo?
The person didn't respond to Noodles yells.
Noodle- That's it, I'm finding a way to move this big blob out of the way!
2D- (mumbling) If only we had a pokeflute, I bet that'd move this snorlax out of the way hehehe
Noodle- What?
2D- Nofink…
Noodle squeezed with all of her might to the side of the huge man, almost getting crushed the whole time. Slowly but surely she made her way forward until she popped out and landed in front of the man.
Noodle- Wow…
That was all that the young girl could say. Before her stood the largest man she had ever seen. He wasn't just wide, he was tall; he was a giant! He was African American, bald, and was wearing a jacket with a fur lined hood pulled up around his face. The most striking feature however were his eyes, which were wide open staring at nothing, and colored a pure, radiating white. They were the complete opposite of Stu's eyes, which were black pits.
Noodle- Um mister? Hello, is something wrong? Uh, could you move please? You see, you're in my friend's way...
Still no response from the man.
Noodle- That's it! I have been walking for hours! My adventuring partner is the most annoying, half witted person I have ever met! The only reason I don't leave him behind is- I'm not even sure why! And on top of everything I don't even know where I am!
The man remained silent. He was staring ahead as if he had just seen a ghost.
Noodle- AGH! Fine! I know how to get your ATTENTION!
Noodle snapped! After everything she had been through her temper had worn thin. She jumped up all 10 feet and kicked the man in the side of the head. For a moment the man's eye lids went slack, than they shot open wide and he made a gasping sound as if he were drowning. He slowly began shrinking back down to a still quite large, but not inhuman size.
Huge man- AH! What the hell? What- oh no! Del! He- he left me. What now? What do I do? I feel so strange inside, so empty-
Noodle- Excuse me?
The man looked down, just now noticing the small girl.
Noodle- Hello, I am Noodle!
Slightly smaller now man- The name's Russel.
Just then the man screamed like a little girl and started hopping from right foot to left foot.
Noodle- What is wrong Russel?!
Russel- A mouse! A mouse just ran across my foot!
2D- I fink it was a rat actually. Yeah.
Russel- Ah! Where did you come from!
Russel began causing an even greater commotion now, throwing his arms in the air and running in circles.
Noodle- Calm down Russel! For such a large man you sure are a scaredy-cat.
Russel- I know, I know sorry.
Russ began calming down a bit.
Russel- Your see, up until quite recently I was possessed by the spirit of one of my high school friends, Del. Just the other day he told me that I was ready to be on my own and he was ready to move on. He left me! I-I must have just stood here, my body going into shock, for days. Only to be awakened by you kicking me in the head. Thanks for that by the way.
Noodle- No problem!
Russel- And now…I feel vacant, like an empty shell of my former self. I feel terrified for no reason!
Noodle- Well, why don't you come with us? We're going to see Murdoc the Wizard to ask him for favors. 2D- that's the blue haired one- wants to be smart, and I want to go back home to Japan. Maybe Murdoc could give you courage.
Russel- Hahaha! If you honestly think that the selfish, vile, ignoramus, Murdoc, would even consider helping you- than you really must either be a foreigner or a pea-brain. Well, at least he wouldn't help you without a price.
Noodle- I don't care. He's the only chance I have in this world to go home. Stu and I would be willing to do anything to get what we want. And what do you have to lose? Would you rather live a coward forever or go to Murdoc and at least try to restore yourself?
Russ- You have a point. Still….alright, I'll go with you. Although I don't have much faith in this plan of yours.
2D- Wot does ignoramus mean?
