"It all started, with a young bored girl, sitting in a school room, her name was Kagami"
"Hey,
I don't want anything to do with your strange otaku stories"
Kagami shouted at Konata.
Konata
ignored her, and began her story.
;;
"God
I am so bored" Kagami muttered as she looked out the window.
;;
"Also
don't make me talk to myself." Kagami interrupted
Konata
sighed and continued on
;;
Suddenly,
a book fell from the sky.
"What
is this?" Kagami thought. "It's a note book."
"It
says on it, Lucky Note." Kagami muttered.
Kagami
opened it "Hmm, it says here, the human whose name is written down
in this note book dies."
"Hah
what a laugh" Kagami laughed "Now I am going to go home, and do
what I do best, threaten poor Tsukasa with a level 47 Dragon Blade
Umbra, to make me tons and tons of food, because I'm a fat little
piggy who cannot cook."
;;
"Hey!"
Kagami shouted at Konata.
"But
you are a fat little piggy who cannot cook." Konata smirked.
;;
When
Kagami got home, she fought a battle with Tsukasa. Kagami used her
level 47 Dragon Blade Umbra, to try and stand against Tsukasa, but
Tsukasa was prepared, and was equipped with level 50 Shadow Armor,
which has a 35 armor rating and 50% resistance to darkness.
After
2 days of epic fighting, Tsukasa finally defeated her evil twin
sister, and Kagami had to go to bed, with no food.
;;
Kagami
just glared and Tsukasa put her hand up.
"What's
a Shadow Armor, and what's the other thing's that were in it?"
Tsukasa asked.
"Well
it is from a ga-" Konata answered.
"Just
continue on with the story." Said Nanako, tired out of her mind,
not knowing how much more she could take of these stories.
;;
The
next day, Kagami went to school, and she killed a ton of people with
the note book, because she is an evil person.
After going around
killing innocents, she got met by a Shinigami.
;;
"Where
have I heard this concept before? Note books that kill people."
Kagami thought. She then realised and shouted.
"How
stupid do you think we are, you just copied Death Note, changed the
name and changed the characters!"
Konata
gulped and quickly continued.
;;
"Names
Kagami" Said the Shinigami.
;;
"You
already used my name, you can't use it twice!" Kagami shouted at
Konata.
Konata
whined and muttered "I wish I saved her for the Shinigami instead."
"Fine"
Konata said to Kagami "I will change it to.." Konata pauses
"Um…."
"You
better make up something fast Konata." Nanako said impatiently.
"I'm giving you 10 seconds."
"Um,
um" Konata.
"8
seconds, you better think of something." Nanako told Konata.
"Okay,
Okay" She takes a deep breath.
"5
seconds" Nanako said.
Konata
pauses.
"3,
2, 1" Nanako counted.
"Hiyori!"
Konata shouted "Sorry Hiyori" Konata muttered afterwards.
;;
"Names
Hiyori" Said the Shinigami.
Kagami
looked at her with a surprised expression, and squeaked like a piggy
in the Shinigami's presence.
Hiyori
looked at the note book, "Wow, your one insane girl, you've
killed like 80 people, 50 being orphans and the rest being elderly."
So
then Kagami, under the eyes of her shinigami pal Hiyori, set out, to
rid the world of good.
;;
"Wait,
wait, wait, if your going to copy Death Note, at least do it right."
Kagami said.
"But
this isn't Death Note, this is Lucky Note, and I have a feeling
that it wouldn't suit the person it is based on. You get what I
mean?" Konata asked.
"Yeah,
and I'm not liking it." Kagami replied.
