AN: Next drabble. OHAI, it's a HeatherxVincent one. Yay! XD I told my beloved followers that this is what I was going to write next. XD Anyway, this one is ever so slight AU; and well, sorry to disappoint my fellow Harry fans, but there won't be a small cameo by the sexysexysexy novelist. XD Also, prepare for the fluff. XD Much like the cotton candy I am eating at this moment, that fuels my insanity. XD
Disclaimer: I don't own SH. I don't own any of this. I don't own the kids. I OWN NOTHING BUT THIS CAN OF COKE AND THIS COMPUTER. XDD
"I.. I can't stand it." The former Father Vincent ran a hand, almost nervously, through his messy hair. "These kids! They're so.. So.." He hissed through gritted teeth, sounding almost afraid. "So evil."
"They're your kids too, Vincent." Heather replied, somewhat amused, leaning against him, an elbow resting against his shoulder, watching the twin boys sleep soundly as she muttered affectionately, nodding towards her sons. "They get it from their dad."
"I know they're my kids but.. They're like.." he started before fully realizing what she said. "Hey! I resent that remark." He exclaimed, in a rather loud stage whisper, pouting like the arrogant bratty little man-child he was. "Take it back." He demanded, sulkily.
"Shhh, they're sleeping. 'Kay, fine. Just, be quiet." She kissed the corner of his mouth. She always kind of liked it when he acted like a kid, even though it grated on her nerves most of the time.
Actually, as she came to think of it, he was always an arrogant annoying jerk. So not most of the time. All of the time. But she loved everything about him. Even if he was an asshole.
"Now what were you gonna say, you big baby?"
"I was saying, before you so rudely interrupted me, that they're nothing like what I was when I was little. I know for a fact that I was a well-behaved child. But you, on the other hand, well.. Let's not go into that now." he replied, leaning closer, a grin on his face as their foreheads touched, his green eyes looking into her hazel-ish ones.
"Hey!" She pulled back, biting back a laugh as she swatted him on the chest, acting offended. "I was a good kid too, even if my birth was a bit.. Unorthodox." She smiled faintly. "Now shh." She whispered, pressing a hand to his mouth. "They're sleeping."
He forcibly removed her hand, and squeezed it, his fingers entwined with hers as he put his other hand on his hip. "Pfft, that's the only time these little monsters are quiet."
She turned to him and asked, only half-joking, not allowing herself to smile, though her lips twitched with the effort.
"Monsters? Our children look like monsters to you?"
AN: Aaaand, end with a funny line. XD Anyway, this one was more fluff than humor/parody. XD But I promise, next one will be a funny as hell one. XD I hope. XD
Anyvay, joo gaiz. Arrive-see-you. -salutes- Also that review-with-ideas offer still stands, so review! XD
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