Me: Hey-yo… new chapter :D Ever wondered about why the Akatsuki never flies to their destinations? Well… this is why!
Kakuzu: Obviously it's too expensive…
Me: Eheh… Kakuzu-chan, what are you doing here?
Kakuzu: *mumbles grumpily*
Me: What?
Anne: Did anyone say cat? *holds up cute furry kitten*
Me: *sweatdrop* No...
Anne: *pouts*
Kakuzu: Time is money… money you cannot afford to pay.
Me: Fine… I get it… I do not own any characters from Naruto, I do however own Anne, Julie, Vilde, Hitoshi and the plot of this story… oh and yeah… that cat… Happy Kakuzu?
Kakuzu: *mumbles something*
Anne: Review people! ^.^
"Seriously?" Anne asked grumpy. "We're flying to your hideout?"
"Who said anything about you living in the hideout?" Pain smirked.
"WHAT?!" Vilde shouted causing everyone around them to stare. It didn't help when Julie started growling and giving Pain death glares either.
"Let's talk about it later. Now we really got to find that security check" Pain stated.
"Eh…Pain?" Anne asked carefully as Pain looked irritated.
He didn't seem to hear her. Julie snickered.
"Usually we don't have any problems hearing you" Julie said suggestively. Kisame, Vilde and Deidara laughed. Hidan just smirked.
"YOU…. Argh…. Oh no I forgot what I was going to tell Pain" Anne snapped making everyone laugh some more. Luckily Julie had discovered the same thing as Anne, without being pre-senile.
"Pain?... PAIN?... Carrot-sama?" Julie shouted.
"WHAT?" Pain shouted back.
Julie just pointed right ahead at a large poster with Security check written all over it.
"Hihii… I think you're missing the big picture" Anne giggled causing everyone to sweatdrop.
"Let's go" Pain said his voice chilly.
Anne, Hidan, Julie, Deidara had all gotten through without any big problems when…
"OMG. Where is Hitoshi?" Vilde said looking rather panicked.
"Vilde…"
"Not now Itachi. I just had Hitoshi here… I mean a kid can't disappear in one second" Vilde nearly shrieked.
"I think she has reached the top of her pre-senility" Anne whispered to Julie. Julie nodded.
"Vilde… you sent him through the machine with your bags…" Itachi said holding Hitoshi in his arms.
"Yeahyeah… wait… WHAT?" Vilde said horror struck.
"He is fine" Itachi said handing her Hitoshi. Vilde smiled cutely at their little son making everyone aaaw. Well at least until the cute moment was ruined a few seconds later.
"I'll kill you if you don't shut that goddamn machine up!" Pain shouted angrily. He was currently waving his hands up and down in anger at the frightened security guard who tried to search him.
"Ah… I've always meant those piercings were a bad idea" Julie snickered earning a hi-five from Vilde and Anne.
"DO NOT TOUCH MY BOTTOM"
"Bad mental images…" Anne said as everyone else howled in laughter.
"Assemble!" Pain said irritated as he finally had made it through the security check. Not without an extensive amount of death glares and shouting that was.
"Where is Zetsu?" Pain asked. Everybody started scanning the airport, some a bit panicked, looking for the plant man.
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah … get off me…" a woman shrieked fleeing from what seemed to be…
"ZETSU! COME BACK HERE NOW!" Pain roared. He looked insanely furious.
Zetsu didn't listen. He just kept running while roaring.
"FAAAAST FOOOOOOOD"
"Sasori… get him will you… before Pain uses his almighty push and destroys everyone at this airport" Konan said calmly. Sasori nodded and pulled Zetsu back with his puppet strings.
"Now can we please get on the airplane without any more trouble?" Pain said chilly death glaring every single one of them.
Twelve hours later…
"So, so Pain… it wasn't all that bad, and look on the bright side, we're here!" Konan smiled.
Pain, who could barely stand on his feet, exhausted from what had seemed to be an eternal flight trip just nodded.
"Revenge is coming…unexpected and extremely painful" Pain said through gritted teeth to his fellow Akatsukimembers.
"What? It wasn't my fault that Deidara blew up my puppet" Sasori said irritated.
"Puppet? That was a Barbie doll you stole from a nine year old hn… and you call that shit art … baka" Deidara said angrily.
"How do you know it was a Barbie doll Deidara?" Anne grinned evilly.
"You…. YOU…."
"EVERYBODY…. SHUT… THE… FUCK … UP!" Pain roared making everybody look shocked at him.
"I've had enough of this. Let's go"
