Author's notes: So, this is a… boring? Fanfiction. No pairings, no adventures. Just about the SOS-Dan/Brigade, and everything under the "gloss". This is Itsuki's chapter. He's so mysterious and ambiguous; I hope that my nondescript details convey that.

Enjoy.

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"You are you retain cover, do you understand?"

An attractive young man stares up ahead, a serious glaze in his eyes. "Understood."

Why him, he asks himself. This mission is still regarded seriously.

"Do you understand that if you intervene with Suzumiya that you could be destroying the world?" It sounds very unreal to hear this. However, the boy himself is living, walking proof that the god could create anything that she desires. It's still a bit unbelievable.

"Understood."

"Your opinions will not matter, Itsuki. I am sorry to say, but if you are displeased or uneasy, you can not object. Is this clear?" This "Suzumiya" wouldn't be some unruly tyrant if she can change the world. Would she?

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Itsuki was shocked upon walking into the room on his first day. A young lady being forced to strip? And this "Kyon" was watching with apathy. Itsuki, too, was curious, and watched for a second. He was not to show his opinions. That's right. And what Itsuki Koizumi thinks of this scene is--

"Oh, please. Don't mind me," he grinned weakly and took a seat on his chair with poise, "continue on."

This was "God"? This girl was... Suzumiya-san?

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"Understood. North High School. I will be transferred." Itsuki brushes his fringe of bangs aside with a feeling of curiosity churning in his stomach. It did not matter. This was not about making friends. This is about witness our "new god", first hand.

"Very good, Itsuki. And with that, I wish you good luck. Get rest. You're going to be very busy soon." He witnesses a warm smile, knowing that he is regarded like a son. North High School seemed to be such an ordinary place for some extraordinary god.

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Suddenly, Itsuki was tugged on the sleeve with incredible force. A girl with beaming eyes stared at him. She was apparently panting because she had run such a distance to this hallway. "You! You're, Koizumi Itsuki-kun, right??? You know, since you're new, you should join our club! We're always looking for mysterious things. Also, you could be our new member! Come on!" the girl's airy voice said this without pausing for his response. He was too flabbergasted to object.

"I'm Suzumiya Haruhi, the leader of the SOS Brigade! We're amazing! So far, we have our key members, the pretty mascot, the bookworm, and the…"

This petite young lady softly tugged him along. She was about to finish her sentence, but decided to stay quiet and turn the corner instead. "We just need someone like you! You're so mysterious. The 'transfer student' after half the year? Please! I doubt it could be work."

Unfortunately, he had drowned out the rest of her speech when he heard the name "Suzumiya Haruhi". The god, correct?

"Oh, Suzumiya-san. Thanks very much for this acquaintance on my first day." Haruhi continued on with her speech after saying "You're welcome!"

In the back of his grounded mind, he wondered what everyday would be like if this was just this first.

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A/N: Yay, finished. Itsuki truly is mysterious. Perhaps I'll try and finish Haruhi's, or Yuki's. Hope you liked this one!