Piza the Devil
As Neo looked around the ruined pizza place and giving Dante his gun back , he thought ' Who knew Devils really like pizza? Seriously, Piza the Devil.'
"That was AWESOME , Dante. " Smith glared at him for saying that, walking over the rubble to him.
"I only said it was awesome , love. Its not like I'm going to cheat on you. After everything we've been through , thats crazy. " As he gave his love a brief kiss , Dante was picking up the pizzas'.
10 minutes earlier
Neo and Dante walked into the pizza place , Smith refused to set foot in " Such a crude place , Love." and was waiting outside. Dante and I ordered two pizzas and we both payed for half, five minutes later. Suddenly, there was a roar from in the kitchen.
A, a thing that looked like a humaniod pizza with cutters for hands , jumped over the counter.
'What is that a Pizza Demon or something ? It doesn't look very threatening. '
"Well, there goes the tip. " Dante and I both said before laughing.
It somehow says through a stream of fire " I am Piza the Devil and you will die. "
'Okay, fire -breath could be dangerous. But , really seriously Piza the Devil?
Could a just named himself Pisa the Devil.'
Dante and I both laughed again , it was hard to Piza seriously with what I'd just thought.
I wondered if Dante had thought the same thing.
We both dodged a stream of fire as Pisa, I mean Piza roared "DIE."
The fire splashed against the glass , it started to melt.
It lunged at me , I ACTUALLY had to Focus to dodge it .
'Damn either a few months older is getting too old or I'm getting too used to things I can beat without Focusing.'
"Dante , do regular guns work on Demons ?"
The Devil Hunter had unsheathed the huge sword from in the alley.
"Sorry, Neo they just annoy them. If you can take this. "
I caught a pearl white gun , it looked alot like a Desert Eagle - but it was even bigger.
Even with my current enhanced strength it was a job holding it.
Dante dodged a flying pizza pan that shattered a light , running up to Pis- Piza and swinging the sword.
It cut through the right arm at Piza's 'elbow' , what looked like molten blood spraying out of the stump.
What hit Dante didn't do anything to him , but what hit the surrounding walls sizzled and ate through it like acid.
'I should just let Dante handle this. I can't even hold this gun - I guess it's only cause he's half-demon that he can. Its' way too heavy for me. '
I watched awed as Dante dodged everything from a flying oven to a deadly speeding knife.
The pizza place was completely trashed (Windows and walls smashed , paint melted ) when Piza stopped attacking Dante.
"Good , you may have my Soul - use me to summon anything to help you in battle." the Pizza Demon said.
There was flash of blue light and then a pizza cutter covered in strange runes was floating in mid-air.
Dante picked it up, "Well it doesn't look dangerous. I suppose it could be useful , Pisa the Devil."
I laughed as Smith walked into the shop, standing at the entrance and asked "What happended in here , my Neo."
"Oh, Smith you wouldn't believe what just happened. "
Present time
Dante, Smith and I walked out of the pizza place.
Smith says " I hope that nearly getting killed , made those idiotic things worth it.
Love , I don't know how you stay that lean eating things like this."
"Easy, I do alot of other much more PLESANT things by myself. And then there's you. "
I laughed as Smith grumbled about me , but pulled me into his side anyway.
