"Hello, we're back!"
"Yeah, we are. Yay."
"Well we are on are next chapter about Cartman and I coming out of the closet."
"Is this the one where we tell everybody we know, that we are gay?"
"Yeah."
"Can I skip this one?"
"No, our publisher said we HAVE to cover this part."
"Can you go first then?"
"Sure, but you're writing after! I mean it!"
"Whatever Jew Boy."
"Shut up!"
"Make me!"
"Its not wear we 'come out of the closet' its something else."
"Wait is it wear, you know... you find out."
"Yeah."
"Oh. Haha!"
Kyle's POV
Me and Cartman decided to tell out friends on the last day of school. Well I wanted it to be the last week of school, because it would give them a chance to get used to us. But Cartman insisted, and he did that little whine. That bastard got me! He knows how much I fall for that whine. Ugh!
Well we didn't know how fast the arrival of the last day of school came, which was pretty fast. Cartman told me that he wasn't ready, and I wasn't ready either. I thought of a brilliant plan: I tell Stan that we are in a relationship, Stan tells Wendy, and Wendy tells Bebe. Once the news is in Bebe's hands, she will spread it all over. We also didn't expect it to happen so fast.
By lunch, the news was all over the place. People were all over us like animals.
"Are you in love with Cartman?"
"Yes."
"Did you have sex?"
"What's up with that question?!"
"Cartman?" They turned to Cartman. Oh shit.
"Yeah we did, lots of it."
"Cartman!?"
Well some of those questions were perverted, I just hated the fact that I still had to answer my mom's questions.
"Mom, I'm gay, and in love with Cartman."
I said that like 20 times in the mirror. I slam the door. I hope this nice outfit is great with this cologne. Should be for 40 bucks. My mom would freak if she found out the price. It was supposed to be my field trip money. Which I don't plan of seeing the South Park Science Tour. Its just looking at a bunch of foam planets. Its not fun.
I head down stairs to see Cartman. Wait... "Cartman?!"
"Hey Kahl. Um.. you know-"
My mom turns to me, "Your friend Eric, is taking you somewhere. Where is it at?"
The hell if I know.
Cartman faces my mom, "Oh you know, the movies."
Really? I could tell he's lying when he uses that child voice of his.
"Bring Kyle back by 10:00, or do you want to sleep over? Kyle?"
"Yeah, I'll spend the night at Cartman's."
Cartman leads me out the door, and we get into his car.
"Where are we going?"
"Somewhere kewl."
I look out the window and notice that these aren't familiar streets.
"Where are we?"
"Umm.." He clicks a few buttons on his GPS and it shows that...
"WE'RE GOING TO CALIFORNIA!"
Hello, KymanFanFic here. I hope you enjoyed this chapter. I read it over with my sister, and she says its her favorite chapter. Shame on you if you really wanted to hear about their 'coming out the closet', because that's the last chapter. Oh, sorry.
Read the next chapter. Sure to come out next week or less. Yay!
Shalom!
