A/N: We are SO utterly and COMPLETELY sorry that we've taken SO very long with this chapter, but we had a "bit" of trouble with writing it … writer's block and all that.  We're REALLY hoping that this chapter will be just as funny as the last.

Now, since we took so long, we'll get onto the chapter.  Thanks for all the reviews!!!!!

Chapter Two ~ Ron Weasley

            Malfoy opened the door slowly and peered around.  He had hidden in the bathroom for the whole of the lunch hour to escape from Leah and June.  Now, he saw them nowhere in sight.  He sighed and stepped out into the open.  He made his way through the castle towards the grounds, for his next class was Care of Magical Creatures.

            As he was walking out of the doors, he heard a somewhat far off person call to him, "DRACIE!" that person said.

            Attempting to ignore it, he kept of walking.  He heard running footsteps and then someone called right behind him, "Dracie!"  And that someone turned out to be June, with Leah in close tow.

            "Curses," said Malfoy.

            June immediately covered her head, fell to the floor, and exclaimed, "AH!  WHERE?!?!?!"

            Leah kept walking beside Malfoy, but called over her shoulder, "He means he's swearing, honey, it's ok."

            June popped up from the ground and ran to catch up with Malfoy and Leah.  They made their way down to Hagrid's cabin, Malfoy amidst the girlish chatter of Leah and June.

            As they neared, June stopped abruptly and her eyes grew wide with glee.  Malfoy followed her gaze and saw that it had rested on Hermione Granger; with her bushy brown hair, who could miss her?  In his opinion, she was a filthy mudblood and nothing else.

            June ran up to Hermione and cried, "BOOM!"

            Hermione jumped and turned around quickly.  June's eyes were sparkling with joy and excitement.

            Leah walked up and said, "Hi, Hermione.  What's up?"

            Hermione looked puzzled.  "Uh … how do you know my name?"

            June began to giggle uncontrollable.  Malfoy backed away until he was at a yard's distance, then fled over to Crabb and Goyle, hoping they would be able to protect him.

            June's watchful eye had not caught his escape, for she had suddenly spied Ron Weasley.  Her eyes widened, her jaw dropped, and her body seemed to go ridged.

            Ron raised an eyebrow.  "What's her problem?" he asked Leah.

            "Huh … well … see … it's kind of hard to explain, since she just met you and all but … oh how can I put this lightly?  She has a crush on you," said Leah.

            Without taking her eyes from Ron or raising her jaw, June reached and whacked Leah on the head, then went back to her original stance.

            Leah rolled her eyes and all of a sudden, spotted Malfoy's head sticking out from behind Goyle.  When he caught her gaze, his eyes widened and his head popped back behind his bodyguard.

            Leah grabbed June's arm and dragged her (literally) over to Malfoy.  "Hello … Draco," Leah said, smiling.

            June's head whipped around and she said, "Draco?" She ran over to him and gave him a great big hug around the middle, lifting his feet off the ground.  "I thought we'd lost you!" she cried.

            She set him down on the ground and turned sternly to Crabb and Goyle.  "You two should know better than to take Draco away from us!  He's only a child; he could get hurt!"

            Crabb and Goyle looked at each other, but before they could say anything, Malfoy exclaimed, "I'm NOT a child!"

            June smiled and pinched his cheek, saying, "Of course you aren't!," in a baby kind of voice.

            Malfoy, losing his temper, as many Malfoys did, pushed June to the ground.

            "CAT FIGHT!" Leah cried.

            Malfoy whirled around to face her.  "Are you saying that I'm a girl?" he exclaimed.

            "Of course you're not, Draco," Leah reassured.  "But you fight like a girl," she added.

            Malfoy raised his hand to hit her when Hagrid came out of his house.  "Malfoy!  Put that fist back where it came from, or so help me –"

            Everyone stared at Hagrid, not being used to him talking like this.  Even Malfoy was looking under his still upraised arm.

            Realizing what he said, Hagrid stopped in mid-sentence and took twenty points away from Slytherin.

            June suddenly raised her face from the ground (it was plastered with mud, by the way) and shouted a long, "NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" before dropping it back down again.

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            When the last class of the afternoon had finished, Leah and June linked arms with Malfoy (one on each side) and began skipping up the hall towards the Slytherin common room.  Of course, since Malfoy was not skipping, it was a rather odd sight to behold.

            Finally, when he could take no more, Malfoy wrenched his arms from their grasp and ran away up the stairs.

            Leah and June stopped and looked up after him.  "What's his problem?" Leah mussed.

            "Hormones," June piped.

            "Well, you've just been waiting to say that, haven't you?" Leah teased, turning to June.

            "Mhm," said June, unfazed.  She hopped up the stairs two at a time, no doubt in search of Malfoy.

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            June skidded around the corned and pressed herself up against the wall.  She looked around to make sure no one was looking (even though everyone was) and cautiously stepped into the middle of the hall, scanning the corridor for her prey.

            Leah ran up next to her, huffing and puffing (and  … blowing the house down), as she had been chasing June all over the castle.  "I don't think he's –"

            "Shush!" June said, slapping her finger to her mouth.  She walked over to the wall and pressed her ear upon the cold stone.  "I think," she whispered, "that he's on the eighth floor."

            "There's only seven floors, you idiot!" Leah exclaimed, resisting the urge to hit her friend upside the head … again.

            June suddenly stood up straight and charged down the hall and around the corner.  All of a sudden, a loud "BOOM!" echoed through the hall, and Leah knew that June had found Hermione.

            Leah lightly jogged after June and found her playing with Hermione's hair, through it up in the air and yelling "BOOM!" when it fell back down again.  On Hermione's face was a look of horror … amusement … and bewilderment.  It was an odd mix, but a mix, just the same.

            Leah walked over to June and gently pulled her arms to her side.  "Down, Bessie," she said.

            June looked wildly around.  "I don't see a cow!" she said defiantly, turning to Leah and putting her hands on her hips.

            Leah rolled her eyes.  "Never mind," she said.

            "Why are you guys in such a hurry?" Harry, who was standing slightly behind Hermione, asked.

            "Oh we were looking for –" said Leah, " – oh … what's his face –"

            "DOT COM!" both June and Leah yelled, facing each other.

            Hermione and Harry (and Ron, whom hadn't really been noticed yet) looked rather perplexed.

            "Sorry," Leah said, composing herself.  "It's sort of a web site."

            This answer solved Hermione's questions … and Harry's (mostly).  But Ron looked just as before, if not more.  And that's when June noticed him standing there.  For the second time in the same day, she went ridged, her eyes widened and her jaw dropped.

            "Oh, Ron, sorry," said Leah.  "It's kind of a – kind of a –" She had noticed June gaping at Ron.  Without a second thought, she pushed her to the floor.  "It's a Muggle thing, Ron."

            This seemed to solve the matter for him.

            "Well, we'll just e off, then," Leah said, picking June up off the floor and dragging her away.

A/N:  Again, we are SO sorry about the long wait and are both hoping that it won't take half this long next time. More reviews might help!  I don't forget, you can e-mail us (or say in your reviews) some funny ideas that we could possibly put in our chapters.  Hope you liked it!