So here you are, Thomas and Martha!
One day, a rich guy named Thomas and a rich girl named Martha met each other. They decided that since both were hot and rich and their names joined well together, they would get married. (Mar/Thom)
Martha and Thomas led happy lives, though they had to settle one issue, they didn't have a last name! Martha's last name, Kane, wasn't rich enough and Thomas had forgotten his. (Last name I mean, you see, he was suffering from a rare disease, Forgetlastnameia)
When their son was 1 year old, he said his first word, Huffelampadumyrun, which was the right thing to say to a person who has Forgetlastnameia.
Thomas remembered! His last name was….Poogeelicious! But the Authoress decided, to avoid further flames, remind Thomas that the directors had set his last name to Wayne.
So he was Thomas Poogeelicious Wayne, and his wife was Martha Fudgepople Wayne. Their son, Bruce was Bruce Kerstin Wayne. (Hey, so what if Bruce's middle name is funny?)
Then, (Jaw's mother music) the UFO! They came prepared…with a script! It said in crude human writing (no bad words of course)
UFO: We have come to take you away.
Martha: No! You'll never get away with this. (Heroic look on face)
Thomas: (Screams like little girl and passes out)
Martha and Thomas liked the script and went on the UFO where they met up with the King and Queen of Tameran and…..Elvis!
As for how Bruce Kerstin Wayne became Batman, that's Robin's chapter idiot! Can't you read? This is Batman's!
Ps: I'm talking about the parents/foster parent here. Not too much into the actual characters. Except for Batman, he's a 'parent' too.
