Alright, I first was planning to do this in the weekend, but then it was like: What the heck?! I'm doing it now x33
Another chapter of What if...?, hope you'll all enjoy. Also thanks to everyone who reviewed! Thanks to you all the story is still up, cause I thought people wouldn't like the story because it's so full of nonsense! But it was the total opposite, and I'm glad so -
For the people who didn't get it: the "thing" that splashed on the ground at the end of chapter 1, was Kiko X33 I threw him up in the air somewhere at the beginning of the chapter :D I KILLED KIKO X33
Disclaimer: drops down a cliff That didn't hurt :D some random stupid guy walks by and tries the same 0.o that's pretty stupid!!
Second disclaimer: I don't own Winx Club (do I have to repeat that? It's boring!!)
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"So, if I get this right, this girl appeared, calling herself Eva, she kills Kiko by throwing him up too high in the air, sees a butterfly, steps on Stella's nose and disappeared again?" Brandon said in one breath. Techna nodded. That was about the whole story. The strange girl had disappeared as quick as she came, leaving all the girls in awe. Stella, of course, immediately called her 'schnookums' (4kids) to protect them from her. By that time Bloom had come out of the corner, now whining over the remains of her beloved Kiko.
"you girls are just asking for attention if you ask me." Riven stated, as if it was only logical.
"But nobody asked you something so shut it!" Musa said to him, giving him a small punch against his arm.
"I'm so afraid schnookums, what if that... thing comes back?" Stella asked Brandon terrified, holding a tissue against her nose.
"Yeah, that would be really, really bad!" someone said.
"Who's there?!" Bloom yelled, while holding two bunny ears and a foot in her arms.
"The tree of course!" the person screamed back. Everyone looked up to the tree where the voice came from. The girls were terrified, and the guys felt kind of awkward. This was the terrible, Kiko-murdering girl? The girl, obviously Eva, jumped out of the tree, landing perfectly on her feet (1).
"I can see by your faces that you missed me!" Eva smiled. The girls were anything but happy to see her again though.
"I'm sorry that I ran after that dangerous sable tooth tiger all by myself, but I cut him in half, so he will no longer be a threat!" Eva stated.
"But... you went after a butterfly..." Musa said.
"That's what he wanted you to think!" Eva replied, holding up her finger, staring at Musa with one eye. Then she saw the leva-bikes of the guys, seeming not noticing those living organisms. She slowly walked to Sky's leva-bike, touching it softly. She slowly stroke over the smooth metal, almost hypnotized.
"Now that's a great girl, I don't see the threat in her!" Sky smiled, glad to see there was another girl besides Layla that likes bikes. Suddenly there was a loud 'CLANG!'. Everybody looked to the source of it. Eva stood there, looking kind of foolish with those big blue eyes as cups. There was a large dent in Sky's leva-bike.
"My baby!" Sky cried. He hurried over to his bike, stroking it, whispering sweet words to it, like it would help making the dent disappear. A whole waterfall came out of his eyes.
"Wha...What... happened... to m-my... baby?" Sky sobbed.
"Well, there was this HUGE unicorn, who flew over. Which was pretty strange, cause I didn't see any wings. What wasn't so strange about it was that the unicorn was light purple with golden spots, so I figured he had to be a half invisible unicorn. Then, he landed, and he looked really smart, we chatted about philosophers and world leaders for hours. But he wasn't that smart, cause he said he was a girl. So then he flew off again, and I said like: say hello to your girlfriend from me! And then he was like: I will you stupid. He said something behind it, but I just said: Kid's show!" Eva told.
"What does that have to do with my bike?!" Sky sobbed.
"Your bike? That's my bike!" Eva stated.
"What? It's not yours!" Sky said, whipping away his tears.
"It's ... mine..." Eva slowly growled. Sky started to cry again, and he ran to the other guys, seeking comfort he didn't get. So he ran off to drown himself, but he didn't succeed in that. So he went to a psychologist, but he got kicked out. So he went to a candy store, but he got kicked out of there too because he scared the little children. Then he bought a computer and tried online dating, which didn't work out. The fat, 70 years old, ugly prostitute thought she was too good for him. He sold his computer again, and bought three giant lollypops of the money he got. He didn't get to touch them though, cause Eva grabbed the away from him, leaving him weeping. In the end he just threw himself off a balcony, thinking why he didn't do this earlier. But now back to the less great things in the world.
"Oooh..." Eva said slowly, observing the other boys. Without warning, she ran to them, jumped, and landed on Riven's back.
"PIGGY-BACK RIDE!!" she yelled in Riven's ears. Strangely enough, Riven obeyed (2). While Riven walked around with the girl on his back, Eva made small noises of delight. Confusing as it already was, Riven laughed about it.
"Riven never gave me a piggy-back ride.." Musa said, puking her lip, sobbing softly. The girls closed her around them, giving a small group hug.
"NOOOOO!" Eva suddenly said, grabbing Layla by her sides and throws her away threw the air. The girls just stared, eyes like bowling balls.
"Pfiew, just in time to break the necromantic (3) spell of giggly-toes!" Eva said relieved.
"THAT WASN'T A NESORATIC SPELL! THAT WAS A GROUP HUG!" Stella screamed. Eva pulled out some dorky glasses from out of nowhere, putting them on her nose.
"I said necromantic my dear, which comes from necromancy, that means black arts." She said, removing the glasses again.
"I DON'T CARE! YOU THREW LAYLA TO WHO KNOWS WHERE!" Stella yelled back.
"Actually, I threw her to Neverland, but don't worry, Peter (4) will take great care of her!" Eva smiled. The girls just stared, wondering what to do.
"You know I saved you guys out of a lot of trouble, that necromantic spell could have giving you giggly-toes for the rest of your lives! You may buy me an ice cream now." Eva said, not knowing or just ignoring the stares.
"We didn't do any necromantic spells, we're not witches." Techna said, slightly confused for once.
"Necromantic? What the heck does that mean? And witches don't exist, just like faeries and Canada(5)!" Eva replied confident. Before anyone could answer, she hopped on the back of Riven again. She pulled out a toy sword, and screamed:
"Let us be smart enough to trap the ice cream car, be brave enough to step forward about it, and strong enough to spoon up that cold ice cream!" with that, Riven and the other guys stormed off, also having toy swords for some reason. Timmy even had a little plastic Roman soldier helmet on his head. The girls were left alone, minus Layla that is.
"he Musa?"
"Yeah?"
"I think you lost your boyfriend to a maniac..."
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(1) I wish I could do that :D wait, that's me who does that in this story x33
(2) I just love Riven, don't you? Hehe x33
(3) A yay for my Dutch test I made :D
(4) Peter Pan x33
(5) sorry for the Canadians! Don't shoot me!!
Hehe, Riven is mine now x33. Sorry if it's less funny then the last one, maybe I should make the next chapter the same as I made the first: in the dark, awake because of golden power (energy drink) thanks to my friends, still in need to brush my teeth for the night.
Sorry if some people expected more from the other guys, but I like ruining Sky and I'm just in love with our tough-guy Rivy x33 I'm in love with 2d cartoons :D I'm so proud of me x33
