You asked for it, and I shall dish it out!
…
Normally I would just say "-And here it is!" but I have been having the urge to say "Dish it out" all day.
Whatever,
Enjoy the story!
DISCLAIMER: Me no own Yu-Gi-Oh! You no sue Do-Ma-Oh!
Mokuba made a grab for the paper. "No Seto! Killing is bad!"
Kaiba crossed his arms. "Oh please, the worst I might do is give them is a lifetime of pain and woe and fill their body with unbearable agony."
"…On second thought, just go with the killing."
Suddenly the fridge door swung open, and a girl jumped out. "Hello Kaiba! I am from another universe and you need my help to save this world! LET'S GET MARRIED!"
Kaiba blinked and threw a rock at her head, thus knocking her out.
Then the freezer swung open and a guy jumped out. "YO DUDE! I am here to totally save the day and make love to…"
The poor guy didn't get to finish his intro. Kaiba had thrown a frying pan at his head.
"SETO!" Mokuba cried.
Kaiba crossed his arms. "What? I had every right. …And I was a little afraid to let that freak to finish his sentence."
Kaiba took Mokuba outside to escape the madness that was invading his home. They soon found their way to the park.
Rex Raptor ran past. "Noooo! I don't wanna!" He wailed.
Weevil ran after with a ladybug suit. "But you must be my love!"
The Kaiba brothers blinked, and deiced not ask.
They kept walking when they came across Atemu.
Mokuba had a big happy grin. "Atemu! I thought you were dead!"
"I was!" He cheered.
Kaiba raised an eyebrow. "I thought you went to the afterlife. Let me talk to Yugi."
Atemu looked confused. "But he isn't here."
"You share the same body."
Atemu blinked. "Well, now I have my own."
Kaiba twitched. "What in Ra's name is going on?!"
Atemu smiled. "It's impossible for me to have a relationship with anyone without a body of my own! That's why Bakura and I got bodies of our own!"
Kaiba smacked his forehead. "You mean to say you left the afterlife, where you belong, just to start DATE!?"
"And Bakura!" Atemu reminded.
"But you hate him!" Mokuba cried out.
Atemu winked. "Nonsense! I am going out with him tonight!"
"And Anzu?!" Mokuba asked.
"We are going out at noon!"
Kaiba and Mokuba listened in horror as Atemu listed all his dates for the week. Kaiba, unable to take it anymore, picked up Mokuba and hightailed out of there.
"I take it back!" Mokuba yelled. "Fan fiction sucks!"
Suddenly, the brothers were surrounded by a tough looking group whom vaguely resembled the Italian mafia.
"Kaiba brothers…" Said one of the shady looking men. "You must come with us."
His voice was dripping with a thick accent. Kaiba let out a frustrated sigh. "I really don't want to know."
"You must come with us so we can bite you. We vant to drink your vlood!"
"You have to be friggin kidding me!"
Mokuba raised an eyebrow. "So you guys are vampires?"
The men in suits nodded.
"But its daylight. You should be a pile of dust."
The vampire laughed EVILY! "Silly child! This is fan fiction! Anything can happen!"
Kaiba growled. "Are you saying anything illogical is logical in this world!?"
"If the fan girl or boy wishes it to be so, then yes!"
Mokuba giggled. "If that's so, I want an army of fire breathing hamsters to come in and eat you guys!"
And so and fire breathing army of hamsters ran into the scene and ate everyone.
Kaiba stood there dumbfounded. "Just what the hell is going on here?"
Suddenly, a rather large gorilla ran past Kaiba and snatched Mokuba.
"Hey! Give back my brother!" Kaiba yelled, running after the ape.
"SNAP! I am getting kidnapped big brother!" Mokuba yelled. "…AGAIN!"
