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It was a peaceful morning; remember the keyword is was here, until….

"BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP." The alarm clock beeped as loud and as annoying as possible. Damo stirred at the noise and reluctantly searched for the snooze button, or something that will make the noise stop. He eventually found and hit the snooze button and tried to get more comfortable obviously intent to sleep some more.

"BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP." The alarm clock went again with the constant beeping.

"Alright I'm up, I'm up!" Damo angrily shouted at the alarm clock, almost expecting it to turn off now, he turned the alarm off and began making plans on what to do.

Downstairs everybody else was awake and their breakfast. Sonic was avoiding Amy at all costs while arguing with Shadow about something, Tails and Knuckles were having a conversation, Cream was playing with Cheese and Rouge was wondering why A.E had a strange grin on his face all morning. Damo had eventually come downstairs, fully dressed and muttering something about 'killing an alarm clock.' Damo noticed that everyone was staring at him for some reason.

"Why are you all staring at me?" Damo asked. Everyone just continued staring as if they hadn't heard the question, finally Tails spoke up.

"Why are you wearing a collar that says 'property of A.E'?" Tails asked the question that everyone was thinking.

"What collar?" asked Damo, wondering in what Tails was talking about?

"The collar that's on your neck, moron" Tails answered, insulting Damo.

"Does anyone have a mirror?" asked Damo, not caring for the insult.

"I do, here." Rouge answered, handing him her compact mirror. Damo looked at the mirror, checking if Tails is right, A.E all the while was sniggering at the misfortune soon to take place. Needless to say Tails was right; there is a collar on his neck saying 'property of A.E' on it.

"I'LL KILL YOU A.E!!!" Damo shouted angrily, and rushed towards A.E, intent on beating him to a pulp, but before Damo could even land a hit on A.E he quickly pulled out some controls for the collar and pressed a button. Damo let out a shout of pain as he was shocked.

"What the hell was that?" Shadow asked, demanding an answer.

"That was an electric shock, produced by the collar that's on him" A.E answered "and I have the controls."

"Then why won't this torture device come off?" Damo asked trying to get the collar off of him.

"It won't come off unless you have the controls, and since I have them, you'll have it on for quite some time" A.E answered, sniggering at what he could do to him with it.

Damo growled dangerously at the answer, he quickly came to the conclusion that he would have to steal them, but right now he decided to lay off the subject, for now that is.

"Okay, so now that we're all done arguing for now, I take it that we all need to go shopping right?" asked Damo. There were some excited yes's and some dull normal voice yes's.

"Alright so let's go to the shopping mall" said Damo.

"Uhh, problem, how are we gonna get there?" Tails asked.

"By car." Damo answered plainly.

"I call shotgun" said Knuckles.

"I'll run there, seeing as I can't use Chaos Control" Said Shadow.

"I'll race ya, or are you to chicken?" Challenged Sonic.

"Your on" Shadow answered, accepting the challenge.

"Alright, everyone else get in, I'll drive one, A.E can drive the other" said Damo getting in one of the cars.

"Everyone who wants to continue living hop in my car" said A.E

"His driving can't be as bad as Sonic's" said Tails trying to forget the first time he was with the hedgehog, when he was driving.

"I called shotgun so I'm riding with Damo" said Knuckles, getting in Damo's car, along with Tails.

"Alright, so Amy, Cream, Rouge you riding with me?" asked A.E

"Okay" They answered, getting in A.E's car.

"See you guys there" said Sonic as he and Shadow sped off.

"Hey Knuckles, Tails feel like beating them both at the race?" Damo asked.

"I'd like to see you try, no one is faster than Sonic" Tails said plainly.

"I agree with Tails on this one" Knuckles said.

"Then you haven't seen my driving" said Damo as he revved up the car and sped off down the road.

"Knuckles I think we made the wrong decision" Tails stated, fearing for his life again.

"Don't worry about it, Knuckles roll down the window, we're catching up with them" said Damo, who was very relaxed. Knuckles did as he was told and rolled down the window just as they had caught up with Sonic and Shadow.

"Hey losers!" Damo shouted to them both. They were both startled and almost crashed into some obstacles.

"Wha-how did you catch up with us?" Sonic asked, still running.

"The car obviously" said Damo mockingly.

"So you think you can beat us huh, see if you can beat us now" said Shadow as they both took off and broke the sound barrier.

"Morons, I've never lost a street race" said Damo as he activated the NOS.

"Ah, to fast, to fast!" Screamed Tails, as they went as fast as Sonic and Shadow. Damo, Knuckles and Tails caught up with them both very quickly.

"How can you match our speed?!" shouted Shadow angrily.

"No Shadow not match, but surpass!" Shouted Damo.

"Impossible, no one can beat them!" Shouted Knuckles.

"Then watch this!" Shouted Damo as he activated the NOS powered rockets that came out from the back of the car. They quickly sped past Sonic and Shadow, who had shocked looks on their faces, wondering how the hell Damo just did that. It only took a few more seconds for Damo Knuckles and Tails to arrive at the mall, and when they did both Knuckles and Tails were happy and thankful that to whatever god they believe in that they had there seatbelts on. They immediately got out of the car and started kissing the ground, and thanking the lord that they were safe, passer bys thought they were nut jobs, but those who saw them near Damo knew that they had the right to do that. Sonic and Shadow arrived 10 seconds later both of them still wearing those dis-believing looks on there faces.

"So Shadow what was that you were saying about me thinking I could beat you? Oh yeah I just did hahahahahahahahahaha" Damo laughed in said hedgehog's face.

"How did you just do that?" Shadow asked, more like demanded.

"I created this car to have rockets which can be fueled by NOS or regular fuel thanks to Authors Powers, but I have to create more NOS since creating an infinite amount with the rocket activated car is really hard" Damo answered. A.E, Amy, Cream, Cheese and Rouge arrived a minute later, and saw Knuckles and Tails kissing the ground.

"Why are Knuckles and Tails kissing the ground" Amy asked.

"Maybe they've finally gone insane" Rouge answered.

"That's not a nice thing to say" Cream said.

"Chao, chao, chao, chao" Cheese agreed with Cream.

"They're lucky to be alive what with Damo's driving I'm not surprised" answered A.E.

"Ding-ding-ding, you right, you get $500" Knuckles joked.

"Oh come on, I did get you here safely right?" Damo questioned.

"How about we start shopping" squealed Amy.

"Fine but before you start buying things just charge it to my tab okay" Damo said.

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I know I said that I would put some shopping mishaps but I'll leave that for the next chapter.

A.E: Now to punish you.

I hate it when he does that. Plus again see that button that says 'Submit Review' could you please click it, fill out what you thought of this story or what you would like me to include, and submit what you wrote and I will thank you, laters.