A/N: Haha, I'm Baaaaaaaaccccck. And with a new chapter! This one is dedicated to the authour of Storms, kazenoyouni. I beta her story for her, and to commemorate her for getting into double digits, I've dedicated Chapter 2 of How to Ninja, 101 to her.
Disclaimer: If I owned Naruto, the sexual tension wouldn't be so high and there'd be a lot more smutt. :3
Warning: Yaoi, Slash, Boy x Boy pairings and innuendo's (in your endo) are in this story. Don't like it? Then stfu and don't read.
Warning to the Warning: Contains Lemonade, (and I don't mean the delicious drink for summer time). :D
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How To Ninja, 101
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'Lemonade Is For Hot Days.'
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It was a pleasantly sunny day in Konoha. Actually, it was unpleasantly pleasant. In fact, it was just-
"TOO FUCKING HOT!!" A blond shinobi clad in orange pants and a black tank top flopped on the ground, sweaty and tired. "Teme, I can't be sparring in this heat! It's too hot! There aren't even clouds in the sky!"
Somewhere on the other side of Konoha, a lazy jounin was heard muttering 'troublesome' at the lack of clouds.
"Dobe. You're a ninja. When you're in a life or death situation you can't just ask for a time-out when it's 'too hot', Usuratonkachi."
Regardless of his insult, the young Uchiha flopped down in the soft grass next to his teammate and sparring partner.
"Teme…it's too hot, otherwise I'd argue with you…" Naruto whined.
A minute of silence passed….then five…which turned into ten, until finally:
"Oi, teme. I'm thirsty."
An annoyed look crossed the males face as he was bugged out of his light nap.
"Then go back to the village and get something, Dobe."
"It's too far away."
"Don't complain then, Usuratonkachi."
Another pause.
A light wind ruffeled both males, as the wind carried the scent of the river near by to their noeses. Suddenly, an idea struck the blond.
As he got up, Sasuke peeked open one eye, observing the idiotic grin that had crossed the blond's face.
In a flash, Naruto ran off in the direction of the river. Sasuke lazily got up, and followed, wondering what his blond idiot was up to
'Wait…mine? …Since when did he become mine…?'
The Uchiha's thoughts were soon cut off however, when he saw tan flesh exposed, pristine water droplets trailing over a well toned chest, down…lower…lower…until..
"Oi, teme. Quit staring…you're making me nervous. Jump in, it's cold!" There it was again, that careless idiotic grin.
Shrugging, Sasuke peeled off his clothes while Naruto turned around heading for the little waterfall that adored the small lake/river. Sasuke slowly went into the water, cringing at first when his more sensitive areas hit the cold water. Relaxing his body, he dipped his head under, then came back up for air.
Before he could look around for the Dobe, however, something came up behind him, pushing his head back under.
"Haha! Got ya Sasuke-teme!"
Sasuke swam deeper under the water, and came back up behind the blond. He grabbed Naruto around the waist, pressing his chest against the younger males back. Leaning in, he gently whispered in his ear.
"What comes around, goes around." And just like that, before Naruto had time to react to the voice, gesture, or the pool of heat gathering in his stomach, giving him a strange feel from Sasuke's voice, he was shoved under.
It continued like that, another contest between the two friends. The longer they played, the closer they strayed to the rock formation that had water sliding off of it in rivets. The waterfall was slow enough to stand under, but fast enough to cover ones body.
"Dobe, it's getting late, let's wash and get back to town."
Naruto brightned up at that prospect. Town meant food. Food meant Ramen!
"Can we get some ramen?!" He asked hopefully as the elder male went under the waterfall to bathe himself.
"Whatever."
Then…Naruto's breath caught. He watched Sasuke, mesmerized at the pale skin, the water droplets trailing down his body. The way he tilted his head back, washing his black tresses of hair. Eyes closed, face…almost peaceful.
'Beautiful…'
"You going to stare at me? Or are you going to wash yourself?" Sasuke opened his eyes a crack, smirking his trade mark smirk as the blond's face turned red and he fumed. From embarrassment, or anger, Sasuke couldn't tell.
"Teme!"
The blond went under, and began copying the movements of his teammate.
'I shouldn't be thinking these things…Sasuke's my friend. But…why am I feeling so attracted to him?'
He shivered as he felt a warm breath ghost over his skin.
"Naruto." Another shiver went down his spine, at the way Sasuke had said his name. "I've been calling your name for five minutes…what are you thinking about so hard that you didn't hear me?"
"S-Sasuke!"
The blond turned around and came face to face with the person of his thoughts. Before he had a chance to argue back, he felt a soft, warm sensation on his lips.
He opened his eyes that he didn't noticed had closed only to stare into Sasuke's face, mere inches from his as the male pulled away from the chaste kiss.
"Dobe."
"Teme."
Again, their lips met, sparks flying as they moved naturally against each other, as if their lips were made for it, and every day of their lives they've waited for that one moment.
Naruto mewled softly into Sasuke's mouth as the elder male pushed him up against the rock before grinding his hard-on against his own.
They broke the kiss, breathless, panting.
"Sasuke."
And in another moment, their lips met again. Hungry, yearning. Lips smacking, tongues battling for dominance. Naruto moaned again as Sasuke pulled away, only to latch onto the juncture between his neck and collarbone.
"S-Sasuke!"
He heard a growl emanate from his other.
"Naruto."
He felt a finger, probing his entrance. Gently massaging the skin there, before pushing in. He tensed.
"Shh…Naruto, relax. It'll feel good, don't worry."
"Ngh. It…h-hurts, teme."
"I know, I know, just put up with it for a bit longer" Another finger inserted, followed by another, stretching out his entrance.
Sasuke's lips met with Naruto's once again, soothing, coaxing, easing the pain in his lower body.
Sasuke slowly slipped in, easing his member deeper into his lover, his friend.
Naruto's eyes widened at the intrusion. "Sasuke!"
"Shh…Naruto…relax…"
"T-teme…" Blue orbs closed, squinting, trying to relax his body.
"Kami. Naruto, you're so tight…" The elder leaned against Naruto's body, sucking and leaving marks adorning his tan flesh.
Slowly, very slowly, he started to pump in and out of the male.
"Ahh…S-Sasuke…ngh…"
His pace increased. Each electrified movement pulling a moan from the other. Finding his sweet spot, Sasuke repeatedly thrust against it, soft whimpers and screams emanating from his blond.
Sasuke bent his head up, pulling Naruto into a dominating kiss, before both males tipped over the edge of oblivion. Blue and Black orbs clouded over in estacy before both collapsed against one another on top of the rock.
The waterfall continued, washing away the sweat and cum from their bodies, hiding any evidence of the act occurring.
A whisper broke the silence.
"Sasuke…I'm kinda cold…" Again, that idiotic grin.
'My idiotic grin' he thought possessively.
Sasuke got up, pulling the blond with him.
"Come on Dobe, still thirsty?"
"Yeah!"
As they got dressed and went back into town, Naruto couldn't help but keep blushing at the Ichiraku ramen as he sipped his lemonade and inhaled his ramen.
Sasuke just smirked knowingly.
Naruto silently cursed in his mind.
'I'll never see lemonade the same way again…stupid Sasuke…'
A/N: CONGRADULATIONS ON HITTING THE DOUBLE DIGITS KAZENOYOUNI!!
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Sorry, if it seemed kinda rushed…I'm supposed to be in bed, it's 22 (10 pm) and I have school tomorrow xD
