A/N – Let's move on to part two! I hope it's still funny; I woke up 10m ago… xD

Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters from my manga collection and also their past story. They all belong to Clamp! And the Oprah Winfrey Show it's also not mine. (ah the powers of copy paste xD)

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Masculine Voice: And nooooow… We start part 2 of Oprah Winfrey shooooow!

.: Taratatarataraaaaaaam :.

Oprah: Hello welcome back! I hope we all had time to put our ideas together…Let's see if we can pick up from where we started… So…Wait. Where's Watanuki???

Yuko: He's backstage making a phone call.

Oprah: What??? Joe!!! Go get him!! I don't care if you have to beat him up!!

Joe: Yes ma'am.

-returns with Watanuki dragged by his feet-

Watanuki: But I didn't get a chance to say goodbyeeeeeeee… -sobs-

Oprah: Oh just sit down and behave!!! How old are you??

Watanuki: My birthday was recently.

Oprah: When?

Watanuki: Ah duuuuh… Can't you speak Japanese??? My name says my birthday!!!

Oprah: …

Manga addict from the audience: HIS NAME MEANS 1rst of APRIL!!!

Oprah: That's it, NO MORE HOUSE ON THE BAHAMAS FOR YOU!!! Joe; show him the exit!!!

Joe: Yes ma'am.

Manga addict: No wait please!! AAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh –screams fade-

Oprah: And if anyone else interrupts the show, they will also be gone from here!!!! Now… So Kimihiro…

Kimihiro: I SEE DEAD PEOPLE!!!

Oprah: Ok ok sorry. Watanuki; he works for Yuko. Why is it that when I say your other name you scream like an idiot??

Watanuki: Sorry. Too much Sixth Sense…

Yuko: Actually he does see demons. And they are everywhere. Even on this room.

-audience gasps, babies cry, women grab their husbands and scream FRED DO SOMETHING!!, a kid asks if they can leave etc… Chaos takes over.-

Oprah: There are no demons in this room!!! Can we please continue the show???

Director: ah sorry we can't. The cameramen he just ran away because he's a Catholic, so he had to go to the nearest Church and pray.

Oprah: But this can't go like this!!! EVERYBODY SHUT UP!!!!

-audience looks at her.-

Oprah: Thank you!!! Now… Oh no where's the fur ball???

Watanuki: Mokona is flirting with that lady's dog over there.

Oprah: But dogs aren't allowed in!!! Wait that's not a dog that's a wig!

Mokona: eeeeeeeeeekk… Oh my God it looked like an animal!

Watanuki: Yeah, a dead rat maybe. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

-old lady with the dead-rat wig steps up-

Watanuki: huh, sorry I didn't mean to…

Joe: HEY!!! THAT's MY GRANDMA!!

Watanuki: But …it- I-

Joe: I'll get you for that!!!

Watanuki: AAAHHHH YOU SEE??? DEMON!!!!!!!! –runs-

Oprah: No not again please!!!! –cries- Wait a minute, if the cameramen's gone, who's filming???

Director: Oh, I am.

Oprah: Then who's directing????

Director: …Demon?

Watanuki: NO HES RUNNING AFTER ME, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

Yuko: …Demons are taking over. I can feel their presence. –room gets dark – I'll create a Kekkai barrier to protect us from them. Their aura is strong. They will not leave easily!

Light guy: No sorry I clicked the off buttons of the light… -lights turn on-

Oprah: Kekkai?? Demons?? Aura??? This has been going too far!!! I give up!! Everybody leave, leave to the Bahamas, I'll do a show next week.

Watanuki: DEMON!!! SOMEBODY CONTROL HIM!!!!

Yuko: You will invite us again right? It's meant to happen.

Oprah: yea yea sure… Now go.

Mokona: We'll be back you guys!!!

Oprah: Or not.

Watanuki with broken leg: Great… Can we please go home?...

Joe: Not until I break your other leg!!!!

Watanuki: noooooooooooooooooooooo…

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A/N- ok this one is crap but I'm still a bit asleep… I'll do better next time xD please give me ideas!!!