Note: Yes, we're back, and just as insane and hyped on sugar as before. Pity me now. Our good buddy Romulus makes an appearance in this one but I don't think he'll be too happy about it. Oh well for him.

Ari

Scene: Kat, still hyped on sugar, bounds down the hall, sliding dangerously on the wood floor in her fuzzy red devil monkey socks. She comes to a halt outside a large wooden door and bursts into the room noisily, startling the two occupants)

Kat: Hey ARI!!!

(Ari starts in her seat on Draco's lap)

Ari: AHH! God, Kat, a little privacy please!

Kat: Oh, don't stop on my account. I was just looking for a pen… seem to have misplaced mine…

Ari: Yeah… sure… you're just looking for an excuse to walk in on someone.

Kat: (Sarcastically) Yes, I live in a house full of hot guys doing dirty things randomly and I'm coming to walk in on you.

Ari: Shut up, smart ass.

Kat: That's uncalled for.

Draco: (Impatiently) I'm sorry but we're a little busy. Could you like, I don't know, leave now?

Kat: I don't know, can I?

Ari: (in a whining and irritated voice) KAT!!!

(A long silence follows with Kat still standing in the door in her fuzzy red devil monkey socks twirling her hair while Draco glaring at her and Ari's trying to decide whether or not to kill someone)

Kat: What was I doing in here again?

Ari: (Throws the nearest object at Kat, a container full of pens) OUT!

Kat: (Childishly) But I don't wanna go! I'm lonely.

Ari: Then go find someone else. Draco's mine! We agreed not to share him!

Draco: What?!

Kat: I don't want him, I'm just to lazy to go find someone. It's a big house after all.

Ari: OMG! Kat, I'm gonna kill you!

(Kat walks over and sits on the edge of Ari's desk next to where she and Draco are. She picks up a pen and starts repeatedly popping the lid on and off)

Ari: (Placing her head on Draco's shoulder) What did I do to deserve this?!

(A figure walks by the still wide open door and pops in to see what all the noise is about)

Ari: Quinn! Thank god! PLEASE get her OUT of here!!! (Clenches fist dramatically)

Quinn: (Completely lost as to what is going on) O…kay…

Kat: QUINN!!! (Runs and glomps the surprised vampire)

Quinn: (Uncertainly backing out of the room with an armful of Kat): Um… Okay.

Ari: (With tears in her eyes) I love you Quinn. I almost wish you were mine.

Kat: No! Mine! Stay away! MINE!

Ari: Fine! Just GO!!!

(Quinn leaves carrying a still hyper Kat. An awkward silence follows)

Draco: Sharing, huh?

Ari: He he… uh…damn… I'm gonna kill her…

Kat: (Suddenly popping back in the room) Don't kill me! (Is dragged off by Quinn who gives an apologetic smile)

Draco: (Staring after Kat with a bewildered look on his face) Something is wrong with that girl…

Ari: Forget about it. (Continues what Kat interrupted)

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Scene: Ari walks into Kat's dark bedroom. Quinn is sprawled out across the bed completely unashamed of his nakedness and not bothering to cover up when he sees Ari. Kat is nowhere in sight)

Ari: Damn… I was hoping to catch her. Nice, by the way.

Kat: (Popping out of the bathroom wearing a large shirt that's probably Quinn's) Shoo! Get! Mine!

Ari: (A blank look on her face) Un, how 'bout no?

Kat: (Jumping up onto the bed and hugging Quinn's head to her at a rather awkward angle) Fine then, stay, enjoy the show…

Ari: (Growls softly before turning around and leaving, her appetite completely gone now)

(Not even a second later someone else walks in through the door that was left wide open)

Carlos: Hey, Kat—AHH! It burns! It hurts! It freezes!

Quinn: (Making no move to cover up or stop the trail of kisses he'd been making down Kat's neck) What do you want?

Carlos: (Still covering his eyes) I don't even know anymore!

(Another person appears behind Carlos and it's Romulus. He stands there in the door quietly with a slightly disturbed expression)

Romulus: Ok, that's not nearly as disturbing as what I just saw down the hall.

Carlos: What'd you see? Wait, I don't think I wanna know.

Romulus: You don't.

Kat: I do!!!

Quinn: (Angrily nips at Kat's neck trying to draw her attention back. It doesn't work)

Kat: I wanna know! Tell me!

Romulus: (Shuddering slightly) I just saw the twins going at it. One of them was bent over the railing.

Kat: Which one?

Romulus: I think it was Ambosht. I don't know, they look the same to me.

Kat: Damn it! I missed it!

Romulus: Yeah, well, Ari sure didn't. Actually, she's probably the one bent over the rail by now.

Carlos: (Turns and leaves the room) TMFI.

Kat: (Tries to get off the bed but Quinn refuses to let go)

Romulus: I think I'll go find somewhere else to be. (Wearily rubs his eyes as he walks away trying to get rid of the disturbing image that's starting to seem more and more appealing by the minute, that is, until he walks in on Draco and Harry in the "play" room)

Never in a million years!