A/N: Hey everybody. I'm back and I've decided to go ahead and give a more in depth description of Sasori. I went and looked up pictures of Akatsuki's Sasori and have decided that my Sasori looks pretty much the same except that my Sasori's eyes are blue and not green. Sasori is a half-demon (like explained before) and is from the Hirashi (don't know where I came up with that, if it's in use, then I borrowed it I guess) clan, a clan that rules over the living,, and the dead. His clan was murdered when he turned five by Orochimaru. His clan has an ability to copy ninjutsu instantly, much like the Sharingan (did I spell that right?), only he can imitate any jutsu by recreating it into something he can already do. He also has black wings that he can pull in and out to fly, like I said before. Oh! An important point to remember is that genjutsu does not affect him, this makes him unaffected by Tsunade's jutsu. That's very important. Anyway, lets move forward.

Warning: Yaoi, Lemon, Blood, Cussing (for later chapters)

Disclaimer:

Me: Yes! I own Naruto!

Naruto: No you don't that's a manga book.

Me: No you're wrong! I own Naruto! Muhahahaha!

Sasuke: I beg to differ -drags Naruto away-

Me: Well that was odd. I expected the police or a lawyer or something legal oriented. But yes...sadly I do not own Naruto. Sasuke does.


Sasori: -death glare-

Me: You're still mad I cut you off aren't you.

Sasori: -death glare-

Me: I take that as a yes. Well anyway. Sorry for not updating sooner! But I have two research papers to write and a novel to read! High school and all AP classes sucks! I have soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much fucking work! I need to breath. -takes deep breath- That's better.

Kiba: Whoo! What's up people!

Me: Ahhh! Kiba! -glomps Kiba-

Sasori: -death glare-

Me: -still hugging Kiba-

Kiba: Um dude. It's been like five minutes, you can let go now.

Me: Oh sorry. Ahem.

Sasori: -death glare-

Kiba: Dude if you keep glaring at him like that he might burst into flames.

Sasori: -death glare-

Me: -on fire- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Sasori: -smiles-

Kiba: Dude you lit the writer on fire! Now w

e won't get the fic written properly.

Me: Phew glad that's over. Hey Kiba, look what happened to your sentence.

Kiba: That's weird. My sentence got cut apart.

Sasori: -smiles-

Me: Ok now you're scaring me. Hey Kiba where are Sasuke and Naruto?

Naruto: RIGHT THERE SASUKE! AHHH!

Me, Kiba: -sweatdrop-

Sasori: -smiles-

Me: I'll be right back! -runs out of room-

Kiba: Um...what now?

Sasori: -smirk- We could have sex.

Kiba: Ok

Me: -in living room- Not on the couch you two! Argh! You guys are giving me a headache. I need to lie down -walks in bedroom- Gah! -passes out from massive nose bleed-

Kiba: Oops.

Sasori: We'll write I guess

"Talking"

Thinking

"Sasori thinking to others"

Kyuubi Talking


"Alright guys. Here we are," announced Kakashi as he led the group to a rather large lake. The lake was quite large, however, you could still see the other side. The whole area was surrounded by trees and about twenty feet around the lake was grass before turning into a forest.

"Now your "mission" is for someone to hit Sasori while all four of you are walking on water. You three may use deadly force but Sasori, you are not allowed to attack." Everyone nodded their heads in understanding.

"Wait, what happens if we fall in the water?" Naruto asked.

"Hm, seems you're getting more and more perceptive each day Naruto. Well in the event one of you does fall in, you must swim to the shore before climbing back on top of the water. The water will not allow you to jump out in the middle of the lake. I also must point out that if you continually fall in, swimming back to shore will become very tiring, and not allow you to perform at your best. Now if you would get ready," instructed Kakashi as he watched his student begin to move out into the middle of the lake.

Once they all moved into the middle, his squad circling Sasori, he yelled, "BEGIN!"

At once, Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura jumped back ten feet as Sasori began to move the water around him, creating waves that reached his shoulders. The water around him churned violently, but it didn't seem to have any affect on the rest of the lake. The entire lake was like a giant mirror, reflecting all that was above.

"Kage Bushin no Jutsu (for those who don't know- Shadow Clone Jutsu)," yelled Naruto as he created five clones. Each one of the clones drew kunai and prepared to strike. Sasuke began making hand signs for a chidori. Sakura, unsure of what to do, looked to her teammates for a signal, but none came. The six Narutos threw their kunai at Sasori and Sasuke finished preparing the chidori. Sakura saw a big problem with his choice in technique, they're in the middle of a body of water. No Sasuke! Don't

"Hey Sasuke, don't electrocute me. You hear me? Don't electrocute me!" came the voice of Naruto. Sakura decided it would be best to just make a few clones and have them attack as Naruto was doing, close combat was out of the question with Sasori.

Suddenly, Sasori jumped back and drew his blade yelling, "Kamaitachi no Jutsu!(Wind Scythe)" A large slice of wind came from the movement of his sword and raced towards the Naruto clones.

"Hey! Isn't that Temari's technique?" questioned Sakura as she jumped further away from the thin blade of air.

"Actually, it is. How observant of you, Sakura-chan"

Sakura gasped and gripped her head as she felt Sasori intrude on her mind, "Get out!"

"Too late" and she saw black. She didn't move from her standing position, though. Sasori merely manipulated her mind and shut it down just enough for her to no longer hold any coherent thought. Just enough to breath and stand.

Naruto dispelled the clones and drew three kunai in either hand. You'll pay for that Sasori. Sakura-chan, hang on! He threw all of the kunai and followed them in to Sasori, Sasuke close behind.

"Hey Kyuubi, how many Narutos does it take to beat me?"

I don't know, how many?

"It doesn't matter how many there are they're all too stupid to!"

Kyuubi snickered at the insult. Um guys, you're making really hard to concentrate on our 'mission'

Sasori jumped over both Sasuke and Naruto as they neared him only to be closely followed by both. Dammit they just won't take a break. Ok then, I guess I'm gonna have to use the water, even though it's gonna get us all electrocute by Sasuke-baka.

Naruto threw six more kunai as Sasori landed on the water, only to be blocked by a wall of water that seemed to follow the hand motions of Sasori (much like Gaara's sand). Sasuke canceled the chidori just as he came into contact with the water and slid into the depths of the lake.

"Dammit Sasuke! Can't you stay up here teme!"

"Shut it, dobe!"

"How about both of you shut it and get your sorry asses up here and hit me with something?" Sasori offered. Naruto grit his teeth as he steeled himself for impact. A huge wave caught Naruto and threw him into the air. He did three somersaults and landed in the water.

"You stupid bastard! You said you would go easy on us!" Naruto yelled indignantly, "and I thought you weren't supposed to strike us or something!"

"Kakashi-sensei did say that didn't he. Well I apologize then, but hurry up and get back over here so we can finish this. I want that prize immediately." Naruto and Sasuke abided by Sasori and swam as quickly as possible to the shore. Ok it was more like they raced each other there. Why is everything a contest between those two?

Naruto and Sasuke climbed up onto the shore slowly as if being pushed down by an incredible weight. Their sluggish movements made Kakashi giggle from the rock he was perched on. No wait, he was giggling at that stupid book again. Icha Icha Paradise or whatever the hell that stupid hentai book was called (Hope I got the right name there). Sasori put his sword away and calmed the waters surrounding him as the two approached. He would have to play by their rules now.

Naruto and Sasuke both drew shuriken and prepared to throw them. Sasori decided that holding Sakura unconscious would be against the rules of the 'mission so he released her and she staggered as she regained her composure. The two boys released their shuriken and they hurtled toward Sasori. Again, water came up and stopped the shurikens' progress,

"It'll take more than that," he taunted.

"Shut up!" Naruto yelled as he threw three shuriken.

What the? Is that...genjutsu? It's definitely genjutsu but these guys aren't doing it. Nor is Kakashi-sensei. But who?

An intense pain in Sasori's arm pulled him out of his thoughts. "Ugh!" he yelled as he kneeled on the water. The genjutsu chakra is gone. What was it, though?

"I hit him. I hit him! I HIT HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I, Uzamaki Naruto, have injured the great and powerful Sasori! Whoohoo!" As Naruto continued to whoop and jump around, Kakashi appeared next to Sasori.

"Yeah, nice shot Naruto," congratulated Sasuke.

Immediately, Naruto placed his hand behind his head in embarrassment, "Yeah, hehe no big deal"

Did I just hear correctly? Did Sasuke just compliment Naruto? No way that's possible. "Kakashi, did you feel that genjutsu?"

"Yes, I did but let's not worry about that. Good work you guys and Naruto especially. Now, for hitting him, you guys have exactly one week off. Since Naruto won the 'mission,' he now chooses...where you guys are to eat lunch. My treat."

Sakura: That's our big reward?

Sasuke: Hn. Naruto looks kinda cute when he's all smiley. Wait! What am I thinking?

Naruto: RAMEN RAMEN RAMEN RAMEN RAMEN RAMEN RAMEN RAMEN RAMEN

Kakashi: I can't wait to see Iruka again!

Sasori: They're all idiots! (Sounds like Sasuke, ne?)

"Alright! Sensei! Let's go to Ichiraku's Ramen Shop! Please?" begged Naruto as he activated the puppy-dog pout.

"Of course Naruto, it is your pick after all." Kakashi told them as he began to walk back to the shore. Sasori glanced down at his arm. So this is what it's like to bleed. It feels...good. The blood had begun to run down his arm and drip into the water beneath him. The blood drop fell slowly and resolutely as it came into contact with the water below, turning the water a murky red. It's times like these I wish I had more on than a fishnet shirt. Hehe. What am I saying? This never happens.

Sasori used his minor telekinesis (for those who don't know, though I really hope every knows what that means, it means to move things with your mind) abilities to pull the shuriken out. The blood began to run more freely down his arm, coloring his skin a brilliant shade of red. He then placed his fore and middle fingers together and ran them along the wounds. In his fingers wake left only steaming skin, very much similar to the Kyuubi's method of healing Naruto.

Hehehe

The blond haired boy stood up after his wounds had healed and walked after Kakashi and his squad.

Hahaha

His fisted clenched as he thought about what had made him lose focus.

AHAHA

"Kyuubi! SHUT THE HELL UP!" All four of the ninja looked at Sasori as if he grew two heads. "She's fucking laughing at me!" he spat defensively

FINALLY! YOU'VE BEEN HIT! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Now Kyuubi, that's not very nice! Naruto whispered to her.

"You got that right!"

Naruto turned his head and stuck his tongue out at Sasori.

"You better put that thing back in your mouth before I rip it out." Naruto complied immediately. Their walk back was uneventful except for the sighting of three birds flying over head and three rabbits scampering by.

"Hey. What day is it?" Naruto asked randomly.

"Kyriaki," answered Sasori.

"Huh?"

"Kyriaki"

"And that means what in Japanese?"

"Sunday"

"CAN'T YOU JUST SAY SUNDAY?"

"No"

"Why you!"

Sasuke stopped Naruto before he could get any further, "Naruto, don't waste your time with him. He just likes pissin' people off."

"Oh ok..." Naruto whispered as he looked at the ground.

That was odd, too. Something is going on with these three and I don't like it. Sakura hasn't even touched Sasuke yet. Why hasn't she latched onto him and since when does Sasuke care about what Naruto does? Wonder if Kakashi knows what's going on. Sasori turned his head to his right and saw that Kakashi had his nose deep in his book He's not even paying attention. Some jounin he is.

Tsunade leaned back in her chair as she sipped on her sake, checking it thoroughly before doing so of course. Life was good. She hadn't had anyone bother her all day and soon she would have enough dirt on Naruto that he would do as she said no matter what. Yes, life certainly was good.

The street of Konoha were as busy as ever. The bustling of the marketplace was no different. People could be heard chattering about their daily news and such. Kakashi held his arm out in front of everyone to signal for everyone to stop.

"I'm going to take a little detour. I need to get something for myself before we all go to lunch. You guys know where the place is. Why don't I meet you there in a bit?" He spoke to them without looking at them, only turning his head to the side so that he could speak over his shoulder at them. Naruto didn't miss the mischievous glint in his eye, however.

"You liar! You're just as big a pervert as the pervy sage! You're probably going to go and buy one of your stupid hentai books!" Everyone within the whole of Konoha seemed to stop briefly. All eyes were on Naruto and Kakashi.

Tsunade was jerked from her nap. "What? Where's the fire?" she yelled as she tumbled out of her chair. Shizune glanced up from her desk in the corner.

"Hokage-sama, there is no fire. Now would you be so kind as to DO YOUR WORK!"

"I was doing my work! I swear!" Tsunade yelled defensively. Whoa! She's scary when she's mad. I could have sworn I heard Naruto...

Everyone in the entire marketplace was staring at Kakashi and Naruto, waiting for something to happen. Sasori, Sasuke, and Sakura decided it would be best to just walk away. Slowly.

"Hehe, now Naruto why would think that. The books I read are not hentai. They are informative books that Master Jiraiya himself has researched. Now if you will excuse me, I need to get the next book in the series." Kakashi just continued on his merry way in whatever la la land he was in, completely oblivious to the stares and odd glances he was receiving.

Naruto, on the other hand, fumed, "That old pervert! I doubt he'll even show up for lunch! He just some excuse to get away from us."

Sasuke and Sakura walked up behind Naruto after they thought it was safe to be around him. "Come on Naruto, no use worrying about it. If he is late than we can just wander around the market looking for some ninja tools or somethin'," Sasuke offered Naruto.

That has got to be the longest sentence Sasuke has ever said to anyone. And Sakura still hasn't latched onto him. What is going on? Sasori had been watching from behind a counter displaying many prominent swords. I really should get a new one of these but I've got more pressing matters to attend to before something goes terribly wrong around here. Maybe if I wasn't immune to fuckin' genjutsu I wouldn't care, but what the hell? Who did it?

While Sasori was having an inward debate, team seven found him and proceeded to talk to him. "Sasori? You ok? You look all spacey again. Like when Naruto hit you with the shuriken."

Naruto decided to try and get his attention, "Sasori? You there? HELLO?" But to no avail could they awaken him. Until Naruto came up with a brilliant idea. Sasuke took a step back from the group after seeing Naruto's mischievous look. Naruto quickly licked his finger and stuck it in Sasori's ear.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! WHAT THE HELL?! WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT FOR?! KYUUBI SHUT THE HELL UP!"

Sheesh, watch the profanity, there are children around. Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

"I WOULD, EXCEPT SHE'S DEAD!"

It's a figure of speech, sheesh and I thought the kit was sensitive.

"Well maybe you should think of that before you say things!"

I know we're havin' a great conversation and all but...you're scary everyone.

Sasori looked around the store and realized that once again, everyone was staring. Unfortunately, it wasn't at the copy-cat ninja this time. Oh no. This time they were staring at him. But wouldn't you stare if someone was yelling at a person when they aren't even talking back to them. I know I would.

Oops. Don't think that won me any points with the villagers.

"Hehe, sorry 'bout that. I was just having a conversation with...the manikin. Yep. Hehe. I even named him Kyuubi. Hehe. RUN!" Sasori bolted out of the store as quickly as possible, running down the street in the direction of the ramen shop.

"Um guys?" asked Sakura, "Do you see any manikins?"

"Nope," Naruto stated simply as he started to follow Sasori out.


Sasori: He still hasn't waken up yet.

Kiba: I know how to wake him up -kisses me-

Me: -wakes up sees Kiba kissing me and passes out-

Sasori: Good job! You made him pass out again.

Kiba: Sorry -shrugs- I tried.

Me: -wakes up- Ugh. I had the strangest dream. It was like Sasuke and Naruto were having sex on my couch and then you two were having sex on my bed and then you were kissing me Kiba. Weird dream huh?

Naruto: -walks in naked- Yo Shadow, where are your towels?

Me: Ack! -passes out again-

Everyone: -sweatdrop-

Sasori: Good job, you made him pass out again!

Kiba: Guess we gotta finish it too. Sheesh.

Naruto: Until next time! Ja ne!


A/N: Before I really finish this I would like to thank all my wonderful reviewers. Since you were all so nice, I give you cookies! -hands out cookies- I hope the Sasori guy I made doesn't seem too powerful or something. He's just a character I made up in my boredom and I think he's pretty cool. Again if there are any suggestions, let me hear 'em. Oh and please don't flame!