Here's Chapter two for TDB

Chapter 2: Shopping

Duncan, Trent, Courtney, Bridgette, Gwen and Geoff were arriving at the mall when someone took the parking spot the Duncan claimed to of found first causing him to start screaming profanity out the window while the other five adults tried to calm him down.

Then once they finally got inside, Duncan and Gwen decided to drag the other four into a Hot Topic where they started to grab different baby clothes until the two finally convinced Trent and Courtney to buy a few infant bodysuits.

After that Trent dragged the others to a music store where each of them bought a CD, Duncan got AC/DC, Trent got Puddle of Mudd, Courtney got 3 Doors Down, Bridgette got Poison, Gwen got Cradle of Filth, and Geoff got The All-American Rejects.

Then Bridgette took them all to a pet store where they each bout an animal, Duncan got a Husky puppy, Trent got a kitten, Courtney got a hamster, Bridgette got a goldfish, Gwen got a boa constrictor, and Geoff got a monkey "Leave it to the frat boy to get the most exotic pet in the entire store" Duncan joked earning them all a laugh that ended when they heard Gwen's stomach growl followed by everyone else's so they headed to the food court "C'mon, there's got to be a vegetarian food stand somewhere" Bridgette grumbled.

Half an hour later they finally found a restaurant that wasn't just vegetarian, but vegan so because Bridgette won't eat meat and the six had agreed to stick together no matter what, they got to try vegan food "What to order?" the group wondered aloud "What doesn't look like barf?" Trent pondered "Well, anything's better than prison food" Duncan said with optimism "Or Hatchet's slop, I swear I saw it move on that first day" Gwen added "And everyday after that" Geoff finished.

Thirty minutes later they finally ordered since they all agreed to get three extra large vegan pizzas… two and a half hours later the pizzas were gone so the guys started having a soda chugging contest and their wives cheered them on, obviously Geoff won.

After the guys got out of the bathroom Courtney forced the others into Wal-Mart where they bought four shopping carts full of baby clothes for under a hundred dollars.

Then Geoff took them to Spencer's Gifts where Duncan bought an electric parrot that says something sarcastic or insulting whenever someone walks into the room and Geoff somehow convinced Bridgette to let him but four pairs of fuzzy handcuffs then Courtney convinced the others to go home.

A special thanks to BloodyAphrodite, Silverviper2134 and HairSpunofGold for reviewing chapter 1