Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight
Hey Y'all This is my first fanfic.
Alice still doesn't remember her night at the bar, Jasper pisses off Emmet and Edward. And Renesmee gets confused.
I hope you like it.
OK Here we GOOOOOO!!!
APOV
All I know is, I was flirting with this guy, and I can't remember his name. And, I was at the bar, and then I wasn't. Thats it.
"Good morning Alice," said Jasper, I had a HUMUNGO headache, I'm guessing it was a hangover. "How do you feel today?"
"I feel like hell." I replied in a tired human groggy voice.
He looked at me with deep concentration and then I felt fine.
"You know what, I'm gong for a jog to Alaska and go hunting with Sarah Palin, I'm in the mood for some caribou." I said.
JPOV
Something told me to tell Alice what happened at the bar last night, but something else told me to keep quiet. Emmet told me to do both. God Emmett is an IDIOT!!!! Oh look here comes Eddy, damn it he just heard me. Damn his freaking mind reading powers. Well all I can do is shut up and stop thinking about something important and singing the mexican hat dance song, he hates that song. he he he
"Jasper, You Are Singing That Stupid Mexican Hat Song. I hate that song."
"Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know." I said innocently
"Dammit Jasper I don't like to swear in front of Renesmee, but you have pushed be past my limit,Renesme, plug your ears."
"Whoa now Edward." I said, I used my kick-ass power and changed his emotions to be gay and fall in love with Emmett.
"Emmett, did I mention that your eyes look good today, I just get lost in those puppies." He said admiringly
"Ummm... Thank you" Emmett said confused, I started laughing mentally. Edward turned around and said, "Are you laughing at me?" He said.
"No Edward, I'm laughing with you." I said.
"Jasper?,Change Edward back please." Emmett said, I looked over and Edward was laying on Emmett. I laughed out loud this time.
"OK," I said still laughing
"Thank you Jazz." said Emmett, relieved.
Renesmee just looked scared and didn't come out form behind my leg. She wouldn't even look at her father.
"Great, look what you did to my daughter, Jasper."
"Daddy, do you love uncle Emmett more than you love Momma?" Renesmee asked innocently
"No, sweetie, I love your momma more than uncle Emmett." Edward said glad that Nessie was talking to him again.
"Alrightie, Who's up for a game of Rock Band, on the Wii?" Asked Emmett
