It has become aparrent that I may never update my other works, if I keep writing other stuff.
My apologies to everyone, but I'm just not quite at the place where I can update Cutting Strings or Jashin, not yet anyways. I will update, that is for sure, its just going to take an insanely long time, provided I am not struck by the magical thought geneie Barcumberlyanne.
So, until then, I have granted you all with an update to Pyro. Uzu. to sate the unholy spawn that is my fan-base (thats you, if your wondering).
So, FEED, FEED MY FAN-BASE, FEED UPON MY ARTISTICAL ARTISTRY THAT IS MY ART, THAT IF YOU GET DOWN TO IT ISN'T REALLY MINE, BUT THE BELONGING OF SHONEN JUMP AND MASASHI KISHIMOTO!
WOOT! Wait...that's not right...READ!
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"-fire goes on-"
*snap*
"-fire goes off-"
*snap*
"-fire goes on-"
*snap*
"-fire goes off..."
To say that Naruto was bored was an understatement, not that him being bored was anything new. He was currently entertaining the idea of burning the school down, leaning left and right on the matter internally.
Though most thought he was simply playing with matches as usual, thus he didn't rouse any suspicion. Naruto did however gather several dirty and confused look as to why he was there. Particularly Kiba, who was among the students the least likely to withhold his opinion verbally.
"Oi, Naruto!" He called from the isle behind the blonde, drawing an annoyed look.
"What dog-breath, can't you see I'm busy?" Naruto snapped his fingers, turning the fire out.
"Hey! Who you callin' dog-breath, you frickin' pyro?!" Kiba stood up on his desk; drawing looks from some of the other students.
"I'm callin' the guy who keeps distracting me from important work 'dog-breath', that's who!" Naruto was starting to get agitated. He just might entertain the idea of turning the paper clip he had in his pocket into a bomb.
"That's it, you wanna go?!" Kiba took a feral stance, Akamaru taking stance on the top of his head.
"Sorry, I'm not going out with you no matter how many times you ask dog-breath."
Kiba twitched, before growling. "Oh, that's it you sonova-" he was cut off by a sudden stampede in the hallway however.
"GET OUTTA MY WAY YOU PIG!" From the shout, Naruto immediately deduced who the perpetrators of the miniature earthquake were.
Haruno Sakura and Yamanaka Ino, thin, flat and pissed as hell, burst through the doorway, or tried to, as they had somehow managed to jar themselves in the door way. Which elicited more swearing and death threats.
Normally, Naruto was all for a catfight, but it was just ridiculous between the two. "HE'S MINE YOU...YOU...YOU HAVE A BIG FORHEAD!" A snarl of outrage rebottled Sakura's prior screech. Naruto rolled his eyes behind his goggles as he tried to tune them out. He failed miserably, on account of Sakura and Ino simultaneously squeezing past the doorway, and flying across the room towards their fan-boy. Key word is tried.
As the current occupant of the seat beside Konoha's ice-king was Naruto surprisingly. While Sasuke was an icy prick in Naruto's opinion, he did something that made up for it. He didn't talk. End of story.
The sudden muddle of eligible screeching (Something along the lines of "GET OUTTA THAT CHAIR!") Naruto slowly turned to face the band of harpies that was attacking him. "I was sitting here first. Screw off." And turned back to his work. I.E snapping his fingers.
This of course did not bode well with Sakura, and as far as Naruto cared, blonde Sakura (Ino).
"I said get outta that chair Naruto..." Threateningly, both cracked their knuckles, an air of menace springing up around them. Some could have sworn fire sprang up behind them, adding to the effect. Surprisingly, they were right. The fire was quite real, although what onlookers DIDN'T realize was the fire was not for dramatic effect, but was there by the will of a certain blonde, for the purpose of incinerating the two before him. He would have succeeded, not for the timely interruption of Iruka.
"Ah, good morning everyone, I'm here to-Naruto, put that fire out immediately!" Iruka pointed at the fire in a sudden panic. Sakura and Ino raised their eyebrows, turning around quickly moments after the embers disappeared.
"Fire? I have no idea what your talking about sensei." Naruto spoke innocently, twiddling his thumbs.
"Y-yes, well...any ways, fire aside, I would like to congratulate all of you on finishing your training-" At which point Naruto began the 'replace the words' game. This game involved turning everything Iruka said into "Blah blah-blah-blah, blah-blah etc." The only downside to this was the fact that what Iruka was talking about was completely lost to him.
Which would have helped him avoid the chalk piece ricocheting off his forehead. "Naruto, for the last time, pay attention!" Naruto rubbed the spot on his forehead angrily, sending a death-glare to his soon to be ex-sensei.
"Now that you all are entering the world of ninja, you will all face many perils. It's possible some of you may not make it; this is part of the ninja lifestyle. However, its not your duty as a ninja to worry about death, it is your duty to become shinobi for your village." Some classmates had a slightly sick look on their faces at the thought of dying. Most did not however.
"Yes, death is possible. However, you will not be alone in your learning's of the way of a ninja. You will all be paired into teams, under which you will operate with a jounin sensei. He or she will teach you everything you need to know about being genin. So, this will be my farewell to you all as you pave your way to becoming ninja." Iruka held up a clipboard.
"I will begin reading the teams. Once assigned a team, I advise you learn to work well with them. Team 1..."
And so began the filing of the teams. Naruto however was only slightly paying attention now. For several minutes no noteworthy person was called into team, until a 'seven' caught his ears. "Team Seven: Uchiha Sasuke, Haruno Sakura-"
"HELL YA! TAKE THAT YOU BITCHES!" Sakura shouted towards essentially every girl in the classroom, gesturing wildly and rudely. "-and Uzumaki Naruto."
Dead...silence...
"I'm sorry, I believe that's a typo Iruka-sensei. This has to be a mistake. Maybe they mispronounced Haruko Uzutachi or something?" Naruto said rigidly.
Iruka shook his head however. "I was personally given this by the Hokage. A man like that doesn't make typos Naruto."
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Meanwhile, Sarutobi was relaxing, practicing his calligraphy. As of now he was in the process of writing a large kanji for fire.
Suddenly, an ear-piercing shriek of "OH DEAR GOD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Broke his concentration, causing him to drag a large swath of paint across the canvas, ruining it with his large typo.
"Dammit, why the hell a ninja village is so damn loud I'll never know." Sarutobi signed, taking a large drag of tobacco. Or at least what everybody THOUGHT was tobacco...
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And thus Naruto found himself in a state of clinical depression the likes of which a weaker man would have never returned from.
Teams were read off quickly, eight to twelve going past hastily. Hinata gave an exasperated sigh at the thought of not being on a team with her crush at this point. To some, Naruto's near insanity was downright disturbing, but she didn't really mind it all that much. Not to mention unlike all the other girls in her class, she had seen him without his shirt on.
She had to wipe a bit off drool off her mouth discreetly at that thought.
At the head of the class, said person being drooled while remained in the fetal position, trying not to think too much about killing himself. He was finding it hard. Sakura on the other hand was having a nervous breakdown. On the one hand, she was on the same team as the one person in th ce entire class she wanted to be. On the other, she would have to put up with Captain BurnEverything. It was...vexing.
Sasuke...was Sasuke.
"Attention class. The jounin's have arrived to see all of you and begin your overview and training set-up. Please wait in here until you are called." Iruka said while flipping a page in his notebook. "Would team nine, eight and two please step outside?"
Five minutes later "Would teams twelve, ten and four please step outside?"
Another five minutes "Teams one, three, five, six please step outside now."
"Would team seven please wait a moment while we figure out where your jounin is."
"Would team seven please wait while we dispatch a team to find your sensei."
"Would team seven please wait here while I go for lunch."
An hour after Iruka left, team seven was fairly agitated. Or in Naruto's case, even MORE agitated. "GOD DAMMIT, WHERE IS HE!" Naruto had thankfully overcome his depression before coming to the conclusion that there were probably worse people could be paired with. Probably...
"That's it, they've made us wait for so long, time for a little fun." Sakura got up, grabbed a chalk-brush, and a chair. Moving to the sliding door just right, she positioned the brush at its top at a precarious angle, such that if one were to open the door, the brush would fall on their head. A juvenile prank.
Just as Sakura placed her chair back however, the door slid open, revealing a mop of silvery hair accompanied by a large blue fabric mask. With a lightning fast wave of his hand, he caught the offending brush before it came even close to touching the large spiky mess. "Ah, you must be team seven. My first impression is...you suck." Sakura's face turned red with anger at her prank being spoiled. Naruto just shrugged.
And Sasuke...was Sasuke.
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On top of the school roof, they actually got a good look at the man named Hatake Kakashi (Which Iruka had managed to neglect).
Aside from the large blue facemask and floppy silver hair, he wore his leaf-headband to an angle, covering his left eye. The standard jounin outfit of: 1 blue jumpsuit, 1 green flak-jacket, 2 gloves with metal plates, and a pair of ninja sandals accompanied with matching bandages; made up his attire, its plainness masking his true abilities.
"So...yeah. If your curious, I have an explanation as to why I'm late. But I'm to lazy to tell it to you, so I'd much rather skip to the part where we talk about ourselves." Kakashi drawled, his single eye swiveling across the three of them. "First you pinky." Sakura clearly didn't like this however, as she grew red again. While Naruto didn't approve of the mans sense of punctuality, he certainly admired his choice of names.
"M-my name is Haruno Sakura. I want to be a good ninja of the leaf, and for my dreams and hopes for the future-" She suddenly turned around and leapt on top of Sasuke, only to have him turn into a log, a-la Kawairimi.
"Wow Sasuke, how'd you know she was going to try to tackle you?" Naruto addressed Sasuke, who knelt on the cement platform behind the benches they sat on.
"When you have fan-girls as long as I have, you get a sixth sense about these kinda things." Sasuke sighed.
"Yes, I'll admit I too suffered under the tiresome battle of having a fan-club. Why I took to wearing a mask actually." Kakashi nodded sagely. Naruto just quirked an eyebrow, wondering if the jounin was lying or not.
"Okay, well that wraps up pinky. Duck-head, go."
Sasuke, who had sat down now, twitched at the cheap shot directed towards his 'hair-style'. "Right...I'm Uchiha Sasuke, I don't really like anything...and as for goals...I have someone I want to kill very badly." At the last part, Sasuke's eyes slightly brightened, an almost red pigment becoming them. Kakashi raised an eyebrow, though he didn't say anything.
Naruto on the other hand- "Only one person? I keep a list so I don't forget their names. Makes it easier when I exact unholy revenge upon them." Naruto waved a surprisingly large scroll in front of Sasuke's face. Said Uchiha did not seem amused.
"Alright, and finally its your turn...you...I can't pick a nickname." Kakashi shiftily looked away, although he indicated with his index finger.
"Me? Why I'm Uzumaki Naruto! The king of flame! The master of embers! The great shinobi of the land of fire, sent from the very heavens to incinerate those who would oppose me on my divine path of righteous justice!" Naruto struck a figurative pose against the setting sun. It was truly poetic.
"Really?" Kakashi asked only half interested.
"Well, no. I do like to burn things...and I like ramen I guess. As for things I wanna do, I'm kinda leaning towards maybe becoming the Hokage. Or a noodle vendor, I don't know. I'll see how this shinobi thing pans out first." Everyone present sweat-dropped at the frantic change of mood.
"I see..." Kakashi trailed off.
Sasuke and Sakura just gave Naruto an odd look while he sat down.
"Well, from my assessment of your personalities and skills I've seen thus far, I have determined..." Kakashi trailed off "-that this team is doomed to fail." Sakura and Sasuke blanched while Naruto's mouth became a downward curve.
"B-b-but sensei, you can't fail us just on what we talked about!" Sakura stood up, waving her arms wildly.
"Yes I can. You all did something only an amateur ninja would do, you gave up valuable information about yourselves without even thinking for a moment what the repercussions of such a thing might be. If I was an enemy ninja in disguise, you all would have just given me information that in the future could be used against you." The three of them gave Kakashi a scandalized look, Sakura the most.
"Sensei, that's a load of crap and you know it. If I can't talk comfortably with my teacher in the very center of the strongest ninja village on the continent, then I should just go kill myself." Naruto drawled, waving his hand.
Kakashi on the other hand sweat dropped. 'Damn, I was hoping that this team was another group of sheep like the others. But then again, I was bound to get at least one person who doesn't take my antics.'
"While that may be true Naruto, that is beside the point. You all failed my test, so you're all just out of luck."
Naruto's scowl was almost as deep as Sasuke's. "Alright, tell you what sensei. Since you made us wait so long, and then made us take this crappy test, I say you give us a do over. If we pass the test, we have you as a teacher. And if we fail, then we go back to the academy."
"Oi, Naruto, speak for yourself." Sakura growled at the boy, not liking how he was seemingly taking charge.
"Actually, I like the idea." Sasuke said under his breath, just loud enough to be heard.
"You heard him sensei! We demand a recount!" Sakura sang with hearts in her eyes, waving flags with the kanji's for recount on them.
"...fine, whatever. God, this is going to be more painful then that time I got caught in that public library reading Icha Icha. How was I supposed to know I had wandered into the children's section, I was too amerced in my book to be held accountable after all..." Kakashi noticed the awkward silence that had descended on the other three.
"Icha-Icha?" Sakura asked, raising an eyebrow.
Kakashi coughed awkwardly. "Um, yes, well, never mind that. I suppose this test will be a fine way to show you three just how much you don't know about the shinobi world. Meet me tomorrow in training ground seven, at six o'clock sharp-" Kakashi stood up to leave.
"-and don't eat. You'll throw up." And he was gone in a flash.
"I'm outta here." Sasuke stood up, before turning to leave. Sakura was hot on his tails, screeching something about following him to the ends of the earth.
Naruto...was Naruto.
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"Good morning my possible students! Ready for a lesson in the world of shinobi!"
"Shut...the hell...up"
Kakashi gave a blank look at the team before him, all three looking agitated and a little bit past hungry.
"Oh, you guys didn't actually eat? That's surprising, hardly anyone falls for that stupid trick." Kakashi said chuckling a little as the glares directed towards him turned a whole different shade of murderous.
"Shut...the hell...up." Naruto said exasperatedly, clutching his groaning stomach.
"Oh come on now you three, its not that late in the day." Kakashi said dismissively.
"ITS ELEVEN O'CLOCK IN THE MORNING!" This time Sakura cut in. "YOU ARE INCONCIEVABLY LATE! WHAT COULD POSSIBLY KEEP A JOUNIN FROM REACHING HERE SO LONG!" Sakura's face was red and lined with numerous angered veins. Which just added to her overall complexion of cuteness.
There is absolutely no sarcasm in that last statement. Seriously.
"Well, to answer your question, porn mostly. Although I did stop to walk an old woman across the street." Kakashi nodded.
If anything Sakura looked more offended. "SHANNARO!" She whirled around and tried to clock Naruto in the head. Only to have him burst into smoke a moment later. "Nani?" The three ninja present raised surprised faces at the spot where he once stood.
"Oh, whats everyone looking at?" The familiar voice of Naruto carried over to them, the team minus a blonde turned to see another blue-eyed pyro, this one looking well fed.
"Naruto...what...who...where were you and what did you replace yourself with?" Sakura asked, although Sasuke and Kakashi were just as curious.
"Hm? Oh, I replaced myself with a clone, on account of I was tired of waiting for senior 'Takesahellovatime' and went to the nearest food stand. Got some dango and barbecue pork. Was delicious."
Kakashi's single eye twitched at the thought of being tricked by a genin. 'The fact that this happened...must NEVER leave this training ground.'
"Okay, now that we're all here the test can begin. Now, I'm going to say this as minimally as possible on account of my laziness. So pay attention."
Kakashi held up two bells. "Me. Bells. Have two. You take. Failure if you don't. Test ends when clock goes off." Kakashi placed an alarm clock on top of a log. "Get it?" The three of them looked left and right at each other, before shaking thier heads. "Good! The test begins-"
"NOW!"
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*KABOOOM!*
*KABAAAAAAM!*
*KAZOOOWIIIIE!*
Kakashi wondered how an explosive made a noise like kazowie. He also wondered how someone of his skill and standards was being pinned down by a twelve-year-old boy. But mostly, he wondered how he had agreed to teach a complete MONSTER like Uzumaki Naruto.
King of flame seemed to fit him well.
Another pillar of fire erupted far to comfortably close to him, singeing the lopsided hairs on his head slightly. Summer-sualting away at breakneck speed, Kakashi was forced again to detour around another explosion, one possibly larger then the previous one, avoiding fire and debris. He nearly cried in happiness when cover presented itself in the form of a smoking crater, diving behind it to assess his enemy.
Naruto sat several yards away, drinking heartily from a bottle of water. Sasuke and Sakura had disappeared into other hiding spots about an hour ago; Naruto had opted to stay out in the open, a normally suicidal tactic that Kakashi had deemed a sign of a very bad ninja. The hour of dodging explosives and the occasional kunai and shuriken had changed his opinion.
The greatest surprise came from the fact Naruto showed little to no wear or tear. A fresh genin who had failed two exams did not, no matter how good, keep a jounin running for an hour, specifically a jounin of Hatake Kakashi's level. Naruto was testing his patience thoroughly. A nagging voice in the back of his head suggested sorting through some of his deadlier techniques, possibly a raikiri would show the arrogant little prick that he was messing with. Kakashi resisted temptation.
For now...
Creating a clone, Kakashi sent it out to its likely doom as a distraction, before running through some handseals.
Naruto was a little surprised how easy this was in all truths. Some fire here, an explosion there, and he had his possible mentor running for cover! The test to get to TAKE this test was harder! The only thing that had Naruto even remotely sweating so far was the sun, and his bottled water was taking care of that nicely.
Not paying attention, Naruto discreetly caught movement out of the corner of his eye and on instinct hurled a bomb in the direction of the person. Kakashi was caught in another pillar of embers and heat, instantly incinerating him.
...
"Well...crap." Naruto frowned. He was now out a sensei, thanks to not paying attention and relying on his instincts. This would be hard to explain to the Hokage. If he was lucky, maybe he could fake it and say it was an accident-
A soft cracking at his feat drew his attention. On his instincts again Naruto somersaulted away, moments before the underground hands of Hatake Kakashi would have gripped him and pulled him under. Landing in a hunch, Naruto eyed his sensei crawl from the soil with a lethargic look on his face.
"It makes it harder to catch you if you jump away Naruto..." Kakashi patted the side of his head, shaking loose some stones.
Naruto just grinned "Says the guy whose been dodging for an hour. I'm getting tired of this crap sensei, if it makes things go faster, I'll stop with the super fire powers and keep things strictly ninja if you'd like." Kakashi raised an eyebrow.
"Alright Naruto, lets end this then." Pulling himself up, Kakashi took a stance.
Naruto smirked. "In keeping with the theme of only going ninja, I think I'll start with my best technique-" Naruto snapped his fingers.
The bottle of water Kakashi stood next to glowed brightly, eliciting surprise from the copy-ninja. Not a second later a massive explosion rocked the forest, a billowing smoke cloud floating above the canopy of the trees.
Sasuke and Sakura, who had remained in a tree and bush respectively slowly inched out of their hiding spots to view the massive smoking crater that both Kakashi and Naruto had been scarily close to a moment ago.
Speaking of Naruto-
A blonde, goggled head pushed past the large collection of dirt and rubble on top of it with a loud moan. With a splitting headache, Naruto tried vainly to remember where he was, coming to the conclusion he was...somewhere. Somewhere that had a large smoking crater and somewhere he didn't really want to be when it hurt this much to be there.
"Ggg-aaaah..." He moaned, before stopping. On account that of all the people who didn't hear this, he was the one who didn't. His memory flooded back to him, the explosion. He had overestimated the potency of the hydrogen in the water bottle. He made a mental note to never mix water and the shinshei technique ever again. He hoped the deafness would pass soon.
Kakashi had luckily kawarimi'ed away from the explosion. Unluckily, in his haste he had underestimated the blast radius and chosen a large piece of rubble to switch with. He had still caught a surprising brunt of the blast. His ears were ringing badly as he tried to stand up, his back singed.
As soon as his...eye... landed on Naruto, Kakashi was in a very bad mood. Moving with the speed of a jounin, he appeared in front of his disoriented pupil and grabbed him by the front of his shirt. "Naruto, what the hell do you think your doing?!"
Long silence.
"What?!"
"I said what the hell do you think your doing?!"
"What?!"
"What the hell are you trying to do you punk?!"
"I don't have a sausage, not the kind your looking for anyways!"
"What?!"
"I said I don't have a sausage!"
"Why are you talking about a lozenge, I'm trying to ask you WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!!!!!!?" A calm silence descended on the forest floor.
"What?" Naruto asked, raising an invisible eyebrow. Kakashi growled, before plopping down on the ground, dragging the blonde with him. Naruto gave an indignant look towards the Hatake, but Kakashi was busy scribbling something on the back of a piece of paper.
He handed it to Naruto.
"Oooh! My technique backfired, sorry! The hydrogen in the water is more reactive then most other substances, makes for a bigger boom when you destabilize it! If it's any consolation, I wasn't trying to kill you!"
".... What?!"
Naruto frowned, before writing his statement on the back of the paper.
"Oh!" Kakashi shouted. By then, Sasuke and Sakura had made their way over; the now partially deaf Kakashi probably hadn't noticed them. "Sakura, this is our chance. I'll fake to the right, you take to the left. If we both attack him soundlessly, he'll have no chance to defend. We'll win for sure." Sakura nodded, not at all opposed to attacking someone who was deaf.
They were ninja, what of it?
With lightning quick movements, the two sped towards their target, wholly set upon their target. Naruto noticed them not half a second before they were at the bells, only having the time to raise an eyebrow. 'This is it!' Sasuke was internally ecstatic 'All I need to get are the bells, and I'm set!'
Its difficult to say how or when it happened, but suddenly both possible-genin ended up simultaneously on there backs, outstretched arms previously reaching for the bells now caught by the steady hands of Hatake. "You two should know ninja of jounin level are completely soundless. I don't need to hear you to know where you are."
Letting go of their hands, Kakashi sighed. His head was still splitting. "Alright you three, I'm calling a break for now. Anyone who objects will be tied to a post and not allowed to eat. Any objections?"
"..."
"..."
"...WHAT?!"
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There hearing now returned to them, Naruto raised the critical question.
"So, why exactly am I tied to a post again?"
Kakashi raised an eyebrow as the other two dug into both there lunches. "Well, I could lie and say you objected to take a break, but lets face it. I just don't like you. Especially you."
Naruto remained impassive. "That seems like a flimsy reason to tie me to a post and starve me."
"Shut up Naruto, you actually ate something today, and all you did while fighting is sit there." Sakura growled, before taking a large swig of drink.
"Ah." Naruto responded flatly. Several more seconds of munching noises continued before he raised his voice again.
"How long before you're done?"
"As long as it takes." Kakashi said sagely. None present found the statement that sagely.
"...Which is right now. I'll be back in two, neither of you feed him or I'll tie you to a post..." Kakashi turned around and fixed them with a piercing gaze "...and then draw on you." With that he was gone.
Several seconds of munching later was interrupted by a growl, one only a vicious animal could make. "W...was that your stomach?" Sakura asked post-boy, who responded weakly with a nod. "HOW THE HELL ARE YOU SO HUNGRY?! YOU JUST ATE!"
"But I'm a growing boy! I'm always hungry! Plus, you guys saw me and Kakashi go fight; you know how intense it was! How could I not be completely STARVING after such a battle?"
Sasuke and Sakura gave him a look that clearly said they did not believe him. "Look Naruto, I frankly have no sympathy for you." Sakura turned back to her food, biting down on a piece and turning to look at Sasuke some more.
And nearly had a heart attack.
"W-what are you doing?!"
Sasuke was holding a piece of food up to Naruto, a completely impassive look on his face. "Sakura, don't interrupt the man! You may continue Sasuke." Naruto egged him on, trying to reach the food just barely out of reach with his tongue. Sasuke waited a few moments to answer.
"Frankly I hate to admit it, but...Narutoisstrong." The last part was jumbled together, but the message was understood.
"Did...you just compliment me?" Naruto queried, confused at the statement.
"SHUTUP!" Naruto still looked confused at Sasuke.
"I said you're strong. We need that strength. I hate to rely on others, but if we were to use your explosives with my skill and Sakura's..." Sakura looked on expectantly "...stuff-" her face fell "-we stand a fighting chance. And apparently you need food. I don't eat a lot, you can have some of mine." Sasuke held his food out.
While Sakura was upset at Sasuke's brash statement, she quickly followed. "MMMMM!" Naruto bit down, his scarily large canines giving both teammates an odd feeling of a predator was in front of them.
"What the hell are you doing?" The simple statement did nothing to hide the impending destruction behind it as Naruto looked up, and his posse slowly swiveled around to meet their teacher.
It was doom incarnated. Hell itself frothed forth from the pits of the never-ending torrent; nay did such a sight become themselves, that it was forever burned into the innocent retinas of there offending eyes. NAY such a spectacle was ever seen nor heard, nothing of horror of horrors compared to the wrath set forth upon them for their transgression.
Not the flaming hounds of hell, the mighty Cerberus's grizzly maw, and nay the ocean of fire and the skies of blood and tears-
Not even a mime could even compare to the wrath that enclosed one of the world's deadliest ninja. "I'll ask again, what are you doing?"
"I think I just shit my heart out." Naruto mumbled, his others nodding mutely.
"Are you feeding your teammate, after I specifically told you not to?!" The dread that held them only increased. "There is only one thing to do with traitorous genin like yourselves." He inched closer; the sky itself darkened and spewed forth lighting. The hammer was set to fall.
"And that-" They braced themselves.
"Is to let you pass!" The sun broke the clouds, casting a beautiful scene of dew dropped forests with immaculate green foliage, framed by a blue sky and warm welcoming sun.
"Naruto say what now." Said blonde managed to state his sheer confusion his others failing.
"Well, have you ever watched one of those old anime with the crotchety old man who tells his students 'YARYARYAR-don't do this or-blahblahblah' and then the students obviously do the opposite for some stupid reason, and the guys all like 'OMFG-WTF-YOU PASS!'?"
The three shook their head mutely.
"Well, it's the same idea, only replace the old man with a sexy stud-muffin." Underneath his cloth, Kakashi flexed, though you wouldn't know it.
"So, we passed?" Sasuke said weakly.
"Well yeah, essentially because I like old anime."
Sakura fainted.
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And that is probably the most wraped up and idiotic endings ever written.
BUT what is written cannot be unwritten. So there.
Yes yes, long update, yatta-yatta, I'm not in a talky mood. Random things and all that stuff.
Anyways I'll be throwing more drama and things of that like your way. Try not to take this chapter too seriously, I've simply done this same situation so many freaking times I've gotten a little sick of it (Cutting strings and....that other...wait), anyways. Its done, I actually have some action to work with, good times.
NEXT TIME: THE TEAM IS TIRED OF
BEING USED FOR CHILD LABOUR! NEXT STOP, THE LAND OF WAVES! :D
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