Lovingly Hating You
Eyebrows
Gaara looked in the mirror. He wore a black haori and a Sashinuki Hamaka. He also had on a black wig that was put to look like it was his natural hair except it was a side ponytail that stopped at his shoulder. Now all that stood remaining were the wings.
But before that…he needed to confirm that Lee would definitely be there or he would not step out of his house looking like this.
Gaara slowly picked up his phone not knowing if this was the right thing to do. After all, usually every time he called this person, things would go differently than planed. But he really needed Lee.
The boy dialed the number pressing the talk sign.
Half of a ring.
"NARUTO UZUMAKI HERE!"
Gaara scrunched his nose holding the phone away from his ear.
"…Are you sure Lee will be there?"
"Yeah! But he's dressed up as something else…you might not be able to tell him…WAIT! I KNOW HOW!" Naruto stated.
Gaara winced again waiting for the boy to continue.
"You can tell by his eyebrows! I mean Kami! They are SO bushy! It's like to shave them off you'd need to use a lawn mower!" Naruto started.
Gaara's eyes narrowed. 'Is he insulting Lee…?' he thought.
"And God, I try so hard not to laugh whenever I talk to him! It's like when he's talking to you his eyebrows are staring at you and they move the same way you move! Like they're real! I mean come on…if eyebrows could talk and they saw Lee's eyebrow's they'd be like "E.T!!!"
Gaara coughed trying to restrain his lips from twitching upward. After all he was insulting his boyfriend.
"If you're so worried about his eyebrows then shave them off as you said earlier…" Gaara taunted.
"NO! Then they'd grow back even worse! Then they'd not only be bushy!! They'd be… floating eyebrows…I highly doubt I want to have conversations with an eyebrow looking at me I mean eww…" Naruto started once more.
"And I mean I'd feel horrible for you Gaara! It would be like they mutated onto his eyes…No it would be like…two big eyebrows floating in mid air! Like how would you be able to kiss that? I bet it'd be like a natural barrier or something!"
Gaara couldn't help it as his lips started to curve upwards at Naruto's babbling.
"God! And I bet you if you tried to shave them off that time the next time it would be able to replace the Hoover Dam!! You'd have you go through a maze just to find his nose! Oh my God!!"
"Naruto…" Gaara tried.
"And then you two could never get a civil union cause when they do the vows, Lee's eyebrows would be too huge for the priest to stand in front of you guys! No! Lee would have to face sideways and no one would be able to see both of your faces cause the eyebrows would take the space of like…half of the church"
Gaara quickly hung up feeling a strange feeling between coughing and breathing faster than usual.
What was this sensation? Never mind…he had to find Lee…
He placed the wings on before putting on black socks and sandals and armor on both his hands that went from his wrist to his elbow with a cloth under it.
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Lee sighed happily sitting next to Gai-sensei. The two of them wore priestess garments and had two large fans.
"Lee. You're dedication to support is unmatched! I am extremely grateful! We shall celebrate…with CURRY!" Gai-sensei started before executing a Good Guy Pose.
"Yes Gai-sensei!" Lee said happily as his eyes sparkled in excitement.
Suddenly the two were on a beach and a sunset before them. "Lee…we must embrace the springtime of youth!" Gai started.
"Yes Gai-sensei!" Lee stated running into the man's open arms as waves crashed behind them.
"We must-"
"Lee. Gai…stop…please…" Gaara interrupted as the sunset and waves disappeared.
Lee looked up shocked seeing a samurai before his eyes. "Gaa-koi…is that you?" Lee asked as his eyes started to water.
Gaara slowly nodded afraid of what might happen next. As he should be.
Lee tackled Gaara who staggered back while at the same time feeling the impact of Lee's bone crushing embrace.
"Gaa-koi I missed you!!!" Lee stated.
"EMBRACE IT LEE! EMBRACE IT!" Gai said happily.
"Lee…off…" Gaara was able to stagger out before his face started to lose its color becoming as pale as milk due to his lack of oxygen.
"GAA-KOI! I'M SO GLAD! NOW YOU CAN JOIN US IN OUR YOUTHFUL DEVOTION!"
Gaara tried as he might but the boy's grasp was stone.
"OH GAA-KOI, ITS SO WONDERFUL WE-"
"Air…" Gaara stated before Lee finally noticed his boyfriend's condition. "OHMIGOD GAA-KOI ARE YOU ALRIGHT?! YOU'RE AS PALE AS A SHEET!! WHO DID THIS TO YOU?!" Lee screamed stroking Gaara's back comfortingly.
