Alright, you know whats disgusting? Being born for the second time! But this time you know exactly whats going on I almost threw up TWICE! And the first thing I see upon entering the world of dragon ball is the face of fucking Paragus.

Which means one of two things (A) I'm Broly or (B) I'm Brolys brother. Both prospects I'm absolutely terrified of I mean what am I going to do when that prick King Vegeta comes and tries to kill me, I'm not even a month old yet and I'm already about to die!

As of right now though, I think I'm safe because I was put into one of those pods that Kakarot was in the first time we saw him in the episode of Bardock. I'm guessing it's to protect me against diseases or something like that so I have time to think over everything.

My main objective right now is not to get stabbed if I am Broly, my next objective pertaining to the first is finding out who I am although I am at least 98 percent sure that I am indeed the legendary super saiyan. After I get off of planet Vegeta, preferably before Frieza gets here, I'm going to need to find a way to control my power so I don't go berzerk and destroy the south galaxy and right now the only way I can do that is through my father Paragus and I cant trust him as far as me, an infant can throw him but, he's my best lead as of right now maybe I'll be able to get to King Kai and he can help me out, and last but not least I need to find Kakarot and co. so hopefully I can get to earth before Vegeta, but anythings possible at this point on the plus side though I have a plan a shit plan but a plan none the less.

Time skip 2 Months

The doctors moved me into a dark room with other infants in it and after being in there for not even a minute I already figured out who I am.

I'm Broly, The Legendary Super Saiyan...fucking...perfect. I figured this out when kakarot started fucking crying when I was placed right next to him, and due to this new found knowledge, I freaked out for a bit because this means Frieza is coming soon and I'm going to get stabbed so you know also not cool.

After a while of kakarot balling his eyes out, that old elf looking guy stopped by and picked up kakarot and I finally had some peace and quiet, but naturally that won't last long because if he's gone that means Frieza is right above the planet and King Vegeta's about to...

Yup, I didn't even hear him enter the room before he picked me up by the tail and I glared at him as hard as I could, but as an infant, I probably looked ridiculous, he glared back at me and took out his knife. Now I thought getting shot hurts but that's nothing compared to getting stabbed in the stomach.

After he stabbed me everything went by so fast and I was just barely conscious I remember being thrown into the pit then the burst of energy allowing me and Paragus to live and escape to a nearby planet after that I just collapsed and passed out.

Timeskip 15 years

Ever since we escaped Planet Vegeta, Paragus and I have been wandering the galaxy, for what reason I have no clue I've only stuck around with him this long because my training is incomplete.

On the plus side, over the years I have definitely learned a whole bunch, and as a side note flying is really fucking cool, but I mean so is shooting lasers out of my hands and having a tail, being a Saiyan in general I mean. I got the zenkai ability too so everytime I get really hurt I get the craziest boost of power, see you don't exactly notice the boost at first but then as time goes by and you start training more that's when you really start picking up the difference.

Overall Its not terrible, the only thing I would change would be...

"Broly!" Yeah, Paragus has to be the singular most annoying person in the 12 universes. I can't explain it, it's always 'broly this' or 'broly that' he cant do anything for himself.

"Broly! Get down here now!" I sighed and started walking down the stairs of the house we were living in, the aliens, I don't know their name, have been providing us with food, water, and shelter for a while now. I'm sure it's only because Paragus threatened them, using me destroying their world as an incentive.

I got down the stairs and looked down at Paragus, I recently hit a 'growth spurt' I guess you can call it and I'm now around 6 feet tall easily dwarfing him.

"What? I was sleeping," I said drearily, I still haven't gotten used to the time zones on this planet yet.

He narrowed his eyes at me, "If you spent as much time training as you did napping we would have killed Frieza by now," and by 'we' he means me. I'm already strong enough to beat Frieza in my base form, but I've been suppressing my ki so Paragus doesn't get any foolish notions of leading Frieza to me. That's Kakarots fight I'll leave that to him

I narrowed my eyes back at him then smirked and walked towards the kitchen, "You know I need my beauty sleep Paragus, thought you would've learned that by now," He hates it when I joke around and waste time. Honestly, the highlights of my day are when I get him so angry he can't even form a sentence and starts sputtering.

I heard him walk up behind me and grabbed my shoulder to turn me around and glared at me, "Now is not the time for your ridiculous jokes boy! We're leaving."

I rose an eyebrow at him, "Already? What brought on this sudden change of mind?" We haven't even been here for 4 days.

He turned around and walked to the door and muttered, "Let's go," and left, I sighed threw away my half-eaten sandwich, walked outside and started flying to meet him at the ships.

When I got there I saw a big crowd of the little aliens that inhabit this planet and I grew slightly concerned, I looked over to Paragus and saw he was talking or rather, more like yelling at one of the little things

I started walking over to get into my pod when Paragus stopped me, "Wait a moment Broly," I stopped and stared at him.

"What is it?" I asked, he stared at me then looked back towards the aliens.

"I command you to destroy the planet and the people along with it!"

I heard a collective gasp from the crowd of aliens and stared at my 'father' and then I started laughing, then it was his turn to stare at me. I must have laughed for a good two minutes before I stopped, "That was good Paragus really that was golden, Now c'mon where are we going next?"

Paragus grew red with anger and pointed at the aliens, "Broly I am not joking around with you, get ready to destroy the planet. This race of pathetic weaklings has offended me," I gave him an incredulous look, He wants me to destroy this planet because they're weak? really? like I understand the whole saiyan 'strong dominates the weak' and all but I'm not gonna destroy the planet.

"Nope," and I started getting back to my pod, Paragus sputtered and glared at me.

"You will do as I command Broly!" he yelled, I turned back to him and looked him dead in the eyes.

"If you want to destroy a planet do it your damned self, I'm your son not your personal god of destruction," the other saiyan was fuming but begrudgingly got into his pod and we took off

Time skip 8 more years of Paragus' bullshit broly and Goku are 24 Gohan is 4

Paragus P.O.V.

I have to do it Broly, I'm sorry but you're to disobedient to rebellious. I looked down at the golden crown and the ring in my hands, hopefully, it will contain his power and allow me complete control.

I opened the door to my son's room and saw that he was sleeping just as I predicted, I put on the ring and stood over broly, I sighed, "For what its worth, I am sorry my boy," at that moment he chose to wake up and saw me standing over him.

"Paragus? what are you..." his eyes widened when he looked at my hands and saw the device, then he turned his attention back to me and growled

I lunged forward to thrust the device onto his head but he stopped me and elbowed me in the gut but I didn't back down. Almost there...almost I heard someone fire a ki blast and I suddenly felt cold, the crown dropped from my hands and I fell to my knees. I looked down at the hole in my chest then back to Broly, my son, only to see that cold, disgusted look on his face.