I wrote this on freaking midnight and I'm too tired for searching mistakes. I hope you understand.
''CANNONBALL!'' José shouted and jumped to water. Daniel followed him.
''Boys! Boys! Calm down a little!'' Blu shouted while wading in water. José and Daniel were wrestling with each other. It looked more like amateur street fight.
''Unfair! You bit me!'' José yelled.
''You kicked me first!'' Daniel retaliated and jumped onto him. José fell on his back and tried to get Daniel off. Blu sighed and separated them. He held José in his left wing and Daniel in his right.
''Now you two be nice! I just want one bath without all screaming and fighting,'' Blu said. He let José go for a second and tried to wash Daniel, who refused. Blu glanced behind him and noticed José was running away.
''José get back here!'' he shouted and let Daniel go for a second. He ran away before Blu noticed.
''Daniel come ba... dammit!'' Blu cussed under his breath and sat down on shallow water. He looked his boys chasing each other about 5 feet away. He smiled little.
''Well, I think they'll clean themselves.''
He continued watching his boys running around, when he heard sudden noises.
''Yuri! Stop! Come back here, I'm just going to wash you! Let's play tag later!'' Male voice yelled behind the bushes.
''That voice sounds familiar,'' Blu thought and stood up. He glanced José and Daniel who were playing few feets away and motioned them to follow.
''HA, I got you now! Oww! You bit me! Just wait when I get my wings on you again!'' voice continued.
Blu walked into direction of voice and moved bushes out of his way. He saw familiar Scarlet Macaw chasing his son in water.
''Samuel?''
Samuel stopped running and turned to Blu. His face grew in pleasant surprise.
''Blu my friend! Long time no seen, eh?'' he greeted. ''How's life?''
''It's good to see you too. Life is amazing,'' Blu smiled, walking closer to Samuel. José and Daniel were following.
''These are my sons José and Daniel,'' Blu said.
''Hey there little buddys,'' Samuel greeted.
''Boys, why don't you play with him for awhile,'' Blu said, motioning Yuri. Both boys nodded and went to greet Yuri. Blu turned to Samuel.
''It's been months since we met,'' Blu said.
''Yeah probably. I've been pretty busy with my family. Good to see that you have family of your own now,'' Samuel grinned, patting Blu on shoulder.
''Yep. It's wonderful time.'' Blu laughed. Samuel noticed that Blu had only two kids with him.
''You said you and your mate had three eggs.''
''Oh right, Jewel is washing my daughter, Sarah.''
''Julia is taking care of my daughter, Mary.''
Blu and Samuel turned to boys. They were playing tag.
''Yuri is like little angel. But when I take him to bath, he can be really stubborn,'' Samuel laughed.
''Same goes to my sons,'' Blu smiled. ''You know, I suggested that Yuri would be good name for one of our sons. But Jewel didn't like it,'' he said, turning to Samuel.
''Really? What's wrong with that name?'' Samuel asked.
''Nothing, nothing. Jewel just thought it sounded too Russian,'' Blu answered. Samuel shrugged.
''I guess.''
Sarah was humming while Jewel washed her.
''Excuse me,'' feminine voice said. Jewel turned around and saw female Scarlet Macaw and chick standing on shore.
''Mind if I wash my daughter here?'' female asked.
''Oh. No. Not at all,'' Jewel said.
''Thanks,'' female said and walked to water with her child. She stopped about feet away from Jewel. She collected some water with her beak and poured it on top of her daughter, who shivered bit. Female turned to Jewel.
''Oh where are my manners? I'm Julia.''
''I'm Jewel. Nice to meet you Julia,'' Jewel greeted and looked chick who hid behind her mother.
''Hey there. What's your name,'' Jewel asked with soothing voice.
''M-Mary,'' chick replied. Julia chuckled.
''She's pretty shy around strangers.''
''I understand. This is my daughter, Sarah,'' Jewel said. Sarah glanced Julia quickly.
''Hi,'' was all she said. Then she focused her gaze on Mary.
''Hey there, you wanna play,'' she asked.
''O-Okay,'' Mary answered. ''Can I go mama?''
''Sure you can,'' Julia smiled. ''Just don't go too far.''
Sarah led Mary few feet away from their parents.
''Is Mary your only child?'' Jewel asked.
''No I have son too. My mate is taking care of him.'' Julia answered.
''I also have two sons. My mate Blu is washing them.''
''Blu? That name sounds familiar.''
''What do you mean?''
''My mate Samuel was chatting with some Blu few months ago. I think he was talking to your mate,'' Julia explained.
''Yeah, Blu mentioned that he was talking to some Samuel, so I guess he was.''
''In that case, it's nice to meet Blu's mate,'' Julia smiled, holding her foot out.
''Likewise.'' Jewel said, shaking Julia's foot.
''...and then I just told him to fuck off,'' Samuel laughed. Blu laughed too.
''That was good one,'' Blu said when his laughing ceased.
''Hey I have another one,'' Samuel said. ''Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"
After that they both bursted into another laughing. They had to lean on each others so they wouldn't collapse. After few seconds of, Blu made-up something.
''What about this? What kind of murderer has moral fiber?"
''No idea, tell me.''
"A cereal killer." Blu exclaimed and they both literally rofl:ed. After a minute, they stood up.
''What's cereal,'' Samuel asked.
''Nothing important,'' Blu answered, wiping away tears. He heard someone clearing throat. He turned around and saw Jewel, Sarah, female Scarlet Macaw and another chick.
''Hi honey,'' Blu and Samuel said in unision. Julia walked over to Samuel.
''I see you were telling your jokes again,'' Julia said, crossing her wings. Samuel rolled his eyes.
''Blu, Where are José and Daniel?'' Jewel asked.
''They're right over there,'' Blu pointed direction of his children and Yuri. They were sitting still on water, bored.
''Mama, were already clean! Can we go home now?'' Daniel yelled.
''Well since you're already clean, we should head home,'' Jewel said.
''Probably,'' Blu said. He turned to Samuel and Julia.
''Blu, this is my mate Julia. Julia, this is Blu.''
''Nice to meet you Julia,'' Blu smiled.
''Likewise Blu.''
''Hey Julia. Blu and I thought that maybe we could go to club this evening,'' Samuel said.
''For what?''
''Just hanging around little.''
''Is it okay Jewel?'' Blu asked. Jewel shrugged.
''Why not. We can leave kids to Eva.''
''We?'' Blu wondered.
''I can't let you go without me. I'm coming too.''
''But this is guys evening. I was thinking we would invite Rafael too.''
''I'm coming too, or you stay home,'' Jewel smirked.
''Fine,'' Blu sighed and turned to Julia.
''Are you coming too Julia?'' he asked.
''No. I'll stay home and watch the kids.''
''Alrigh then. You can watch them with Eva,'' Jewel said.
''Whos's Eva?''
''Good friend. She's mother too so she know's how to treat children.''
''Alrigh then. We'll meet at Rafael's this evening,'' Blu said. He faced Samuel and Julia.
''You probably don't know where he lives.'' Scarlet Macaw's shook their heads.
''I'll tell you...''
