A/N: Gasp! I'm such an idiot! I forgot the disclaimer in the first chapie! Don't arrest me Jhonen! I DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, OWN INVADER ZIM. I also would like to give a special shout out to my first two reviewers, Aktress and nv8tertak1. YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST!
Chapter 2 – How cute!
"What Dib?" shouted Zim loudly, looking over Mib's shoulder. Dib covered his eyes with one hand and hopelessly pointed at Mib with the other. Zim looked at the fourteen year old girl who was practically standing in his house. Mib saluted enthuastically and said "Howdy Zim! Can we come in?" "No" said Zim flatly, and made to close the door, but Mib held it open with her foot and said "Thanks! Come on Dib!" "What the - ?" said Zim, startled, as the cousins barged into his house. Mib turned to Dib. "Now, where did you say that toilet-elevator thingy was?" Zim looked shocked. "I have no toilet-elevator thingy in my house filthy human. I am normal!"
Mib raised a suspicious eyebrow. "Uh, Zim? I hate to point it out to you, but normal people don't have green skin, they have ears, and most people don't have antennae or violet eyes." Zim gasped and felt his face. "No!" he wailed. He had forgotten to put on his disguise before opening the door. Whoops! "Anywho" Mib continued, "Can we see the lab now pretty please?" "Fine" muttered Zim, giving in to the inevitable.
"Get in" Zim grumbled, giving Mib a non-too-gentle shove into the toilet. She flushed it, and was immediately transported into some elevator thing where Dib was already waiting. "We have to wait for Zim" he said, sarcasm and scorn dripping from his voice. They didn't have to wait long. Zim appeared out of a door to their left, pointed inside the elevator and said, "Get in. Now." Dib, who hated Zim, but was used to his bossiness, obeyed with slight mutterings, while Mib said loudly, "Well someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning!" "Silence Earthling!" screamed Zim. "No one disobeys the mighty Invader ZIM!" "Well 'scuse me 'mighty invader Zim'," said Mib sarcastically. "Shut up Dib worm's cousin!" shrieked the over-confident invader. Mib looked highly offended. "Dib is not a worm. Don't talk about my cousin like that." Zim snorted. The elevator doors opened and he said, "Here's the lab. Can you go now?"
"Oh! What a cute robot!" Mib screamed, diving for GIR, who was standing helplessly nearby. "HELLO HUMAN GIRL!" GIR yelled, as he was crushed by Mib's hug. "Oh, you're so adorable! What's your name sweetie?" "I AM GIR! I LIKE WAFFLES! DO YOU LIKE WAFFLES?" GIR screamed. Mib turned to Zim, her face shining. "OMG, he is soooo adorable! You are so lucky! He's so cute I could just die!"
"Go ahead and do us all a favor" said Zim. "You make me sick to my squeedlyspooch." Mib laughed. "Sorry, Zim, I don't know alien anatomy. Could you teach me?" "N-no!" Zim spluttered. Teach a human about Irkens? The idea's vulgar, sacrilegious! It was just – just – eww. Mib was digging through Zim's personal files, and squealed as she found a picture of Zim as a smeet. "Oh, Zim, is this you? Good Lord, you were so cute!" "Lemme see!" said Dib eagerly, snatching up the picture (Woot! Evidence!). He burst out laughing. "Oh, Zim you were so cute!" said Dib in a high-pitched voice, mimicking his cousin. Then, smirking, he said, "What happened?"Mib whacked her younger cousin who was laughing his head off. "Don't be mean Dib," she scolded. "Zim's still plenty cute." There was deadly silence. "What do you mean by that Mib?" asked Dib, his voice low and full of suspicion. "Nothing" said Mib quickly, shooting a glance at Zim, who looked confused, angry, and slightly annoyed. Not a good combo, especially for Zim.
"Come on Mib" growled Dib, "we're going home." He grabbed his cousin by the hand and dragged her in the direction of the elevator. Zim sighed, utterly relieved. Finally, they were gone.
A/N: Okay, I really think this chapter sucked. BIG TIME.
Zim: Yeah, you're right.
Me: Silence, you worm! Anywho, there will be absolutely NO Zim and Mib pairing. Mib just speaks before she thinks, so don't go telling me that she's a Mary-Sue, BECAUSE SHE'S NOT! Also, the main plot doesn't come in till later, BUT IT WILL! Oh, yeah, please review!
~Gilly
