Oh, phew, one-week mark. Hi MattysGoggles/harry-styles-is-my-dad! Long time no see. :')
Let's continue on with the show then!
Disclaimer: I own a purple-spotted pink cheetah with rainbow eyes and a forked, spikey tail. He can fly like Peter Pan, swim like Ariel, and do the hula hoops; his name is Bob. And yet, I don't own this series. The irony. :(
2. Shut Up
Clary Fray/Morgenstern is angry.
Jace Herondale/Lightwood/Wayland/ is annoyed.
Sebastian/Jonathan/WHATISWITHALLTHESEFREAKIN'NAMES is giddy.
Everybody else likes life.
And, well, you see, while the younger child of the evil/dead Valentine guy whom gave birth to his half-evil/half-dead son thought that she saved Jace during the moment in which her brother and her father was killed, she thought wrong. It turned out that, somehow, her . . . sibling -insert scowl here- had come back from the dead, is stalking her and her boyfriend, and is currently going on and on about how is life been again and being the self-centered bastard she knew him to be. Why wouldn't she be mad?
"Dying hurts," he said cheerfully, and sends a pointed look towards Jace. "How would you feel if your brother just stabs you in the stomach and leaves you drowning in a lake, hm?"
Clary is clenching her fists.
"While I love to be alive right now, I do wish that Father is here again. Oh, and hey, you two also killed my demon 'mother'. What do you know?"
Clary is growling.
"I feel so accomplished. May the odds be ever in my favor, because I'm still not dead, and eventually, I will be stronger than everyone and conquer the world."
Clary's temple is throbbing.
"I hate the world." He turns to his sister, smiling. "Don't you, sweetheart?"
Clary is fainting.
Agh, yes, well, Sebastian/Jonathan has come back from the dead, just in case you haven't read the teasers yet. -sigh- I hope he's actually not evil, but if he isn't, I don't know what he's gonna be.
CASSIE CLARE YOU AWESOME/BRILLIANT/TORTURING/EVIL GENIUS!
Oh, by the way, did you guys know there's a new series she's working on called 'The Dark Artifices'? :D Main characters are Emma Carstars (O.o) and Julian . . . I don't know. Have you noticed how Cassie seems to love guys whose names start with J?
"Why did you?" Clary asked.
"Why did I what?"
"Help me back there."
"You're my sister."
She swallowed. In the morning light, Sebastian's face had some color in it. There were faint burns along his neck where demon ichor had splashed him.
"You never cared that I was your sister before."
"Didn't I?" His black eyes flicked up and down her. "Our father's dead," he said. "There are no other relatives. You and I, we are the last. The last of the Morgensterns. You are the only one left whose blood runs in my veins, too. You are my last chance."
Hmm. Maybe this bastard is starting to grow on me. HOLD ONTO YOUR KNICKERS UNTIL MAY 6TH! GARRRHH!
