Me: And after waiting a few weeks, TheRealAkuRoku and I are back with a new chapter! :D

TRAR: That's right! We put a lot of work into this!

Me: Uh-huh! You'll love this. Warning: OOC Axel in this chapter! D:

TRAR: We don't own KH.

Me: OK! Start!


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HikariXKeys: Hey Axel. :)

xXxFlammingFlamerxXx: Hey sexy! ;)

HikariXKeys: Teehee...I had so much fun last night. :)

xXxFlammingFlamerxXx: Good, because I did too! :D

HikariXKeys: The way you just made me feel so good...it's turning me on...

xXxFlammingFlamerxXx: -Perverted smile.- I figured you'd be in a bit of pain this morning, love!

HikariXKeys: Well I was but then I remembered last night and I felt better! ;)

xXxFlammingFlamerxXx: Which goes back to that comment I made a while back that scared you for some reason: 'I can make you feel all better, sugar!'

HikariXKeys: Well you certainly did!

xXxFlammingFlamerxXx: Have I ever been one to disappoint?

HikariXKeys: Never. You couldn't disappoint me. ;)

xXxFlammingFlamerxXx: -Blush.- How is it you always are able to do that to me?

HikariXKeys: What, love?

xXxFlammingFlamerxXx: You're the only person that can make me a blushing sap.

HikariXKeys: Because I'm magic. :)

xXxFlammingFlamerxXx: Your tongue is magic. ;)

HikariXKeys: Your mouth and throat is magic. ;)

xXxFlammingFlamerxXx: Mmmm…just thinking about that hot mouth of your's has me all hard.

HikariXKeys: Thinking about your hot ass and what you do with it is making me hard ;)

xXxFlammingFlamerxXx: -Pout.- And I can't touch you. Stupid Reno for making you go home. I hate my big bro at times like these.

HikariXKeys: Well we could just do it right here right now. ;)

xXxFlammingFlamerxXx: You never cease to amaze me, Roxy-kins. ;)

HikariXKeys: I aim to please, Aku. ;) So take me then!

xXxFlammingFlamerxXx: Mmmm…I could just feel your soft skin as I rub my hands down your sides.

HikariXKeys: Ohhh, Axel...

xXxFlammingFlamerxXx: Finally reaching that sexy ass for a nice groping.

HikariXKeys: A-Axel...I need you...

xXxFlammingFlamerxXx: Wouldn't you just love to feel my length inside you, Roku?

HikariXKeys: -Throaty moans.- Uhhh, yes! I need you now, Axel!

xXxFlammingFlamerxXx: And who am I to disappoint?

HikariXKeys: PLEASE AXEL!

xXxFlammingFlamerxXx: Mmmm…I can just feel that hot ass around me as I work my way inside.

HikariXKeys: Uhhh! Axel!

xXxFlammingFlamerxXx: Oh you're just as tight as ever, my love!

HikariXKeys: Just fuck me, Aku!

xXxFlammingFlamerxXx: Your wish is my command.

HikariXKeys: Then move!

xXxFlammingFlamerxXx: Oh I am so there...

HikariXKeys: Ahhh! I'm so close already!

xXxFlammingFlamerxXx: I'm just that good. You should know this by know.

HikariXKeys: Ahhhhhhh! Axel!

xXxFlammingFlamerxXx: I'm so close, Roxy!

HikariXKeys: A-AXEL! -Screams.-

xXxFlammingFlamerxXx: Oh I love that sound. -Eyes roll in the back of my head due to immense pleasure.-

HikariXKeys: -Cums for you.- -Pants heavily.-

xXxFlammingFlamerxXx: -Cums right after you.-

HikariXKeys: Axel...

xXxFlammingFlamerxXx: Yes, my love?

HikariXKeys: You are such a kinky bastard.

xXxFlammingFlamerxXx: Oh that's something only you're allowed to see...Unless of course I do it when Sora's there. I still think we shattered his fragile little mind.

HikariXKeys: He was scarred for life after seeing you slap your hardness into his twin brother.

xXxFlammingFlamerxXx: -Giggles.- You have to admit that was fucking hilarious. Poor Riku had to deal with him after that, too.

HikariXKeys: It was funny but Riku is still plotting vendetta against you.

xXxFlammingFlamerxXx: Oh God! Is he really?

HikariXKeys: Yup.

xXxFlammingFlamerxXx: -Shudders.- I'm still not happy about the last time he did...-Tear.-

HikariXKeys: I can't stop laughing at that.

xXxFlammingFlamerxXx: You're so mean to me.

HikariXKeys: But you know I love you.

xXxFlammingFlamerxXx: I love you too. -Pouting.-

HikariXKeys: -Kiss.- Well I have to go auction the pictures of SoRiku sexing it up.

xXxFlammingFlamerxXx: -Kiss.- You're leaving me?

HikariXKeys: Unfortunately, so but I'll be over at your's later, then we can get it on again. ;) The video I have of SoRiku will go for millions!

xXxFlammingFlamerxXx: Wait you got a video too? Can I see it?

HikariXKeys: Sure, I have a copy and we can watch it tonight, so make sure you have goodies! :D

xXxFlammingFlamerxXx: Oh I will trust me. :)

HikariXKeys: I dread to think now...

xXxFlammingFlamerxXx: -Evil laugh.-

HikariXKeys: Let me guess. Handcuffs, whipped cream, ropes, blindfolds, gags and dildos?

xXxFlammingFlamerxXx: You know me too well, babe.

HikariXKeys: I expect to see something new though. ;)

xXxFlammingFlamerxXx: Oh trust me I do have something new for you. I just have to make sure Riku doesn't find out I have it.

HikariXKeys: Hmmm...surprise me later then. -Kiss.- I have to go now. I don't wanna be late.

xXxFlammingFlamerxXx: -Sigh.- Fine. -Kiss.- I love you, Roku!

HikariXKeys: I love you too, Aku.

xXxFlammingFlamerxXx: -Grins.- -Nice big kiss goodbye.- I'll be thinking of you!

HikariXKeys: So will I.

HikariXKeys has signed out.

xXxFlammingFlamerxXx: All alone. -Pout.-


666RainingXLight666 has just signed in.

666RainingXLight666: What's up, Axel?

xXxFlammingFlamerxXx: Ummm…Hi Riku! -Sheepish laugh.-

666RainingXLight666: What's with the laugh?

xXxFlammingFlamerxXx: Oh that was nothing...

666RainingXLight666: O really?

xXxFlammingFlamerxXx: Maybe?

666RainingXLight666: What have you done?

xXxFlammingFlamerxXx: I didn't do anything this time.

666RainingXLight666: Who did then?

xXxFlammingFlamerxXx: Kairi...

666RainingXLight666: What did Kairi do?

xXxFlammingFlamerxXx: Something bad with Tidus.

666RainingXLight666: What exactly?

xXxFlammingFlamerxXx: I'm sure you don't wanna know about her

love life there Riku.

666RainingXLight666: Oh...

xXxFlammingFlamerxXx: Yeah.

666RainingXLight666: And how did you find this out?

xXxFlammingFlamerxXx: She called me all hyper and excited cause she wasn't a virgin anymore. I almost gagged.

666RainingXLight666: Ewww...feel kinda sorry for you, man.

xXxFlammingFlamerxXx: Yeah, Roxas was here when she called me too.

666RainingXLight666: Speaking of blondes...why are you not talking to him?

xXxFlammingFlamerxXx: He had to go somewhere.

666RainingXLight666: Where?

xXxFlammingFlamerxXx: Some auction thingy-ma-dooey.

666RainingXLight666: Why is he at an auction?

xXxFlammingFlamerxXx: He's selling something.

666RainingXLight666: What exactly?

xXxFlammingFlamerxXx: Ummm...

666RainingXLight666: ...

xXxFlammingFlamerxXx: A Heartless plushie?

666RainingXLight666: A Heartless plushie?

xXxFlammingFlamerxXx: No...

666RainingXLight666: Then what?

xXxFlammingFlamerxXx: ...

xXxFlammingFlamerxXx: Something else?

666RainingXLight666: Like?

xXxFlammingFlamerxXx: Stuff...Maybe some pictures and a video?

666RainingXLight666: Of?

xXxFlammingFlamerxXx: -Nervous laugh.- Ummm...

666RainingXLight666: Will you just tell me!

xXxFlammingFlamerxXx: ...They could possibly be of you and Sora sexing it up... -Hides face in hands.-

666RainingXLight666: HE'S WHAT?

xXxFlammingFlamerxXx: Nothing...

666RainingXLight666: I'M GOING TO KILL HIM!

xXxFlammingFlamerxXx: You won't touch him!

666RainingXLight666: O really?

xXxFlammingFlamerxXx: Yah Really!

666RainingXLight666: What you going to do about it?

xXxFlammingFlamerxXx: -Whimpers in fear.- Ummm...

666RainingXLight666: I thought so! I'm leaving so I can break his neck and hands!

xXxFlammingFlamerxXx: NOOOOOO!

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~You have one new message from: Axel.~

~Roxas, Riku is coming to kill you!~

~To Axel: WTF?

~I may have accidentally let slip what you were doing~

~You didn't...~

~I'm so sorry, baby. I stalled for a while and he got angry and it slipped...~

~You aren't getting any sex for a week.~

~But, Roxy! -Whines.-~

~Don't Roxy me! You and your big mouth! I'm cancelling tonight. Oh and by the way. I'm a billionaire now.~

~-Sniffles back a cry.-...~

~And Riku just attacked me!~

~I'll get Sora.~

~You do that!~

~I will.~


~You have one new message from: Axel.~

~Riku attacked Roxas.~

~WTF?~

~I can explain later but we need to do something now!~

~Where are they?~

~Downtown I think.~

~WHERE? That's a big place!~

~Near the auction thingy that was today.~

~OK! I'll be there ASAP!~

~OK meet me there.~


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HikariXKeys: Axel, I hate you.

xXxFlammingFlamerxXx: I'm sorry, Roxas!

HikariXKeys: Then how come you let Riku try to destroy me?

xXxFlammingFlamerxXx: I didn't let him do anything. I tried to get him to not do it.

HikariXKeys: How did you try?

xXxFlammingFlamerxXx: I argued with him when he said he would hurt you, but you know I'm scared of Riku, baby!

HikariXKeys: You didn't try at all! You were only scared of being hurt yourself! You didn't care about me!

xXxFlammingFlamerxXx: Roxas, I love you more than anything in the world. I would die for you, my angel.

HikariXKeys: Face it, Axel. I mean nothing to you otherwise you would have done something!

xXxFlammingFlamerxXx: I won't face it cause it's not true.

HikariXKeys: Then explain my broken bones! Prove it!

xXxFlammingFlamerxXx: I would prove it if you would let me...

HikariXKeys: -Sigh.- I'm listening.

xXxFlammingFlamerxXx: I already have something romantic planned for us as a little apology.

HikariXKeys: What, dare I ask?

xXxFlammingFlamerxXx: You know that knew restaurant in town? The really expensive one?

HikariXKeys: Yes...

xXxFlammingFlamerxXx: I have enough money to take you there. I will if you'll come. Then we can go to the clock tower at the end of the day and enjoy the sunset in each other's company with sea salt ice cream.

HikariXKeys: ...Fine but I still fucking hate you, you lovely caring bastard!

xXxFlammingFlamerxXx: I love you so much, Roxas!

HikariXKeys: ...I love you too, Axel...

xXxFlammingFlamerxXx: -Kiss.- :)

HikariXKeys: I'm still angry at you.

xXxFlammingFlamerxXx: I know, love, but I will make it better. I promise!

HikariXKeys: How will you make my broken bones better?

xXxFlammingFlamerxXx: I can't, but I can make you feel better.

HikariXKeys: If you mean sex I will kill you.

xXxFlammingFlamerxXx: No actually for once I'm thinking with my heart and not my dick.

HikariXKeys: Makes a pleasant change!

xXxFlammingFlamerxXx: Anything for you, my love!

HikariXKeys: Come pick me up then! I'll need assistance getting out!

xXxFlammingFlamerxXx: I'm on my way. Love ya, baby.

HikariXKeys: I love you too.

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Me: Thanks to all the favers and please review!

TRAR: Thanks so much! ^^

Me: Peace out!

TRAR: Byebye!