I was chosen for this mission

because killing is an art.

And I am a Master

-Thane Krios


Garrus Vakarian

I'm too sexy for my armor *stylish pose*

30 minutes ago

-Jane Shepard, Kelly Chamber, and 20 others like this.

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Tali vas Normandy

You do know I'm just using you for your body?

40 minutes ago

-Jane Shepard and 2 others like this

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Garrus Vakarian

I'm ok with that :)))

10 minutes ago

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Jeff "Joker" Moreau posted on Garrus Vakarian wall

Have you seen her face yet?

20 minutes ago

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Jane Shepard

Joker stop asking rude question.. So Garrus did you happen to see Tali face

17 minutes ago

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Garrus Vakarian

No I haven't sadly

13 minutes ago

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Jeff "Joker" Moreau

So any guesses on how she looks?

5 minutes ago

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Kelly Chambers

I bet she looks like a human. I read that Quarians have hair just like us

10 minutes ago

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Garrus Vakarian

It`s no way they look like a human

2 minutes ago

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Mordin Solus

Very likely Vakarian, Quarians hair and facial structure such as lips, teeth and eyes makes them more similar to human in physical appearance.

Apart from feet and hands their body shape and sexual dimorphism is similar to humans as well.

40 minutes ago

-Kelly Chambers and three others like this

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Jeff "Joker" Moreau

See we have crazy Salarian scientist logic on are side...wait is that really a good thing

30 Minutes ago

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Garrus Vakarian

Idk, I'll believe it when I see it

10 Minutes ago

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Jane Shepard posted a photo "The Quarian"

Got this from my brother he had it on the side of his bed :P xoXOxo

10 minutes ago

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Miranda Lawson

Umm…Commander you don't have a brother

5 minutes ago

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Jane Shepard

Sure I do, he's from another mother :P

10 minutes ago

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Garrus Vakarian

That's not a real Quarians

12 minutes ago

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Jane Shepard

How would yah know? You never seen a Quarians face

11 minutes ago

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Garrus Vakarian

And you don't have a brother

9 minutes ago

-Miranda Lawson like this

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Miranda Lawson

It looks like a damn stock photo from the internet

15 minutes ago

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Jeff "Joker" Moreau

It does have that I been Photoshop aura going on. Just saying...:P

5 minutes ago

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Kelly Chambers

Such a pretty picture, is she a human model?

2 minutes ago

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Jane Shepard

Wtf! I told you guys it's a damn Quarian not a human Rawrrrr

25 minutes ago

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Garrus Vakarian

Lol! Come on Commander, you don't expect us to really believe that's a Quarian?

10 minutes ago

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Mordin Solus

Must say person in the photo looks like a human…hmm must have crop human face

then use digital hardware to outline face.

Interesting...

10 minutes ago

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Jane Shepard

"_"

5 minutes ago

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Tali Vas Normandy

Oh Keelah! Shepard how did you get a picture of my face :O

2 minutes ago

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Jane Shepard

From my brah from another mother xoXOxo :)) *sticks out tongue* Told you so

5 minutes ago

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Garrus Vakarian

Wait that's a picture of you….You gotta be kidding me

5 minutes

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Tali Vas Normandy

Yes, what is something wrong with my face? D:

10 minutes ago

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Kelly Chambers

You look like a human model :D

15 minutes ago

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Jeff "Joker" Moreau

Yeah aside from the few Photoshop lines you look just like a human. Not like that's a bad thing or anything :O

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Garrus Vakarian

So you're really a hot human model under that mask? Don't worry I would still tap that anyday:)

5 minutes ago

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Tali Vas Normandy

Garrus, I still have my shotgun

10 minutes ago

-Jane Shepard and 30 others like this.


Ha-ha well that's Mass Effect facebook. Don't worry there will be more to come. This will be random one-shots some recurring. I will be interviewing Joker soon... so if you have a question you want to ask him just drop me a comment. R&R please feed me comments. Panda Krios out…..