I was chosen for this mission
because killing is an art.
And I am a Master
-Thane Krios
Garrus Vakarian
I'm too sexy for my armor *stylish pose*
30 minutes ago
-Jane Shepard, Kelly Chamber, and 20 others like this.
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Tali vas Normandy
You do know I'm just using you for your body?
40 minutes ago
-Jane Shepard and 2 others like this
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Garrus Vakarian
I'm ok with that :)))
10 minutes ago
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Jeff "Joker" Moreau posted on Garrus Vakarian wall
Have you seen her face yet?
20 minutes ago
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Jane Shepard
Joker stop asking rude question.. So Garrus did you happen to see Tali face
17 minutes ago
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Garrus Vakarian
No I haven't sadly
13 minutes ago
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Jeff "Joker" Moreau
So any guesses on how she looks?
5 minutes ago
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Kelly Chambers
I bet she looks like a human. I read that Quarians have hair just like us
10 minutes ago
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Garrus Vakarian
It`s no way they look like a human
2 minutes ago
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Mordin Solus
Very likely Vakarian, Quarians hair and facial structure such as lips, teeth and eyes makes them more similar to human in physical appearance.
Apart from feet and hands their body shape and sexual dimorphism is similar to humans as well.
40 minutes ago
-Kelly Chambers and three others like this
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Jeff "Joker" Moreau
See we have crazy Salarian scientist logic on are side...wait is that really a good thing
30 Minutes ago
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Garrus Vakarian
Idk, I'll believe it when I see it
10 Minutes ago
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Jane Shepard posted a photo "The Quarian"
Got this from my brother he had it on the side of his bed :P xoXOxo
10 minutes ago
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Miranda Lawson
Umm…Commander you don't have a brother
5 minutes ago
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Jane Shepard
Sure I do, he's from another mother :P
10 minutes ago
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Garrus Vakarian
That's not a real Quarians
12 minutes ago
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Jane Shepard
How would yah know? You never seen a Quarians face
11 minutes ago
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Garrus Vakarian
And you don't have a brother
9 minutes ago
-Miranda Lawson like this
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Miranda Lawson
It looks like a damn stock photo from the internet
15 minutes ago
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Jeff "Joker" Moreau
It does have that I been Photoshop aura going on. Just saying...:P
5 minutes ago
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Kelly Chambers
Such a pretty picture, is she a human model?
2 minutes ago
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Jane Shepard
Wtf! I told you guys it's a damn Quarian not a human Rawrrrr
25 minutes ago
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Garrus Vakarian
Lol! Come on Commander, you don't expect us to really believe that's a Quarian?
10 minutes ago
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Mordin Solus
Must say person in the photo looks like a human…hmm must have crop human face
then use digital hardware to outline face.
Interesting...
10 minutes ago
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Jane Shepard
"_"
5 minutes ago
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Tali Vas Normandy
Oh Keelah! Shepard how did you get a picture of my face :O
2 minutes ago
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Jane Shepard
From my brah from another mother xoXOxo :)) *sticks out tongue* Told you so
5 minutes ago
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Garrus Vakarian
Wait that's a picture of you….You gotta be kidding me
5 minutes
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Tali Vas Normandy
Yes, what is something wrong with my face? D:
10 minutes ago
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Kelly Chambers
You look like a human model :D
15 minutes ago
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Jeff "Joker" Moreau
Yeah aside from the few Photoshop lines you look just like a human. Not like that's a bad thing or anything :O
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Garrus Vakarian
So you're really a hot human model under that mask? Don't worry I would still tap that anyday:)
5 minutes ago
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Tali Vas Normandy
Garrus, I still have my shotgun
10 minutes ago
-Jane Shepard and 30 others like this.
Ha-ha well that's Mass Effect facebook. Don't worry there will be more to come. This will be random one-shots some recurring. I will be interviewing Joker soon... so if you have a question you want to ask him just drop me a comment. R&R please feed me comments. Panda Krios out…..
