Author's note: Okay I forgot to add this in the last chapter and I'm too lazy to fix it. But I spell Whammy's house either that way or Wammy's house so please don't correct me on that. Also if you see any typos or grammtical errors please let me know, for both my editor and I have read through the chapters and corrected it but we are only human so who knows what we failed to see. Review and you get a virtual cookie or desert of your choice. I should've written this for all of my chapters but then again it shouldn't be needed. I do not own death note but I own the rights to my own characters and my rights to write freely.


"Wow… You people are so boring…it makes me wonder why I hang out with you." Bei stated as she watched, yet again as Matt played the same game over again. And Mello, whom she was highly amused with, as she watched him once again debate which chocolate bar he wanted to eat first. The one in his left hand or the one in his right hand. Bei glanced over at Near who had the confused look she normally liked on her victims. He didn't know why he was in the room especially since it was Mello's room.

Mello whipped around to face Bei. "Okay, which chocolate bar should I eat first, left or right?"

Bei gave him her best incredulously looking face. "Wow, okay, whichever one is not about to be slammed into your face."

"Why would they be slammed into my face?" Mello asked as he saw the chocolate bar in his right fly up and hit him in the face. It was his misfortunate that he peeled the wrappers back. It was also his misfortunate that he didn't see the chocolate bar in his left fly up and hit him as well. "Oh…thanks" He mumbled sarcastically. "Now you wasted two perfectly good chocolate bars."

Bei smiled. "My pleasure. I was happy to help out a fellow friend." She glanced at Mello's nose. "You have chocolate on your nose."

"Do I now? I wonder where else I have chocolate?" Mello replied bitterly.

Bei shrugged. "Just thought I'd let you know…. No need to be bitter, it doesn't suit you,"

Near decided to pipe up with a rousing "Why am I here?"

Bei looked at him. "Oh, I thought you were part of the walls…. Oddly enough they are the cleanest part of Mello's room." Bei continued to stare at him. "And because you're part of the group."

Near stared blankly up at her "Why?"

"Because you are, is there a problem?" Bei replied crossing her arms across her chest.

"I don't like you, I prefer to be alone and did I mention I like to be alone, and don't like you?" Near asked.

Bei looked shocked. "Well, we sort of like you, we don't like for anybody to be alone and did we mention we don't care?"

"Why are you speaking for Mello and Matt, they have minds of their own don't they?" Near asked.

Bei blinked. "Have you looked at them in the past five minutes?"

Near looked around and saw to his dismay the reason behind Bei answering for all of them.

Mello was using his fingers to get the chocolate off his face and then proceeded to put it in his mouth to eat.

Matt was now slamming his head against the wall. He apparently beat everything that was possible on his video game and was now going through what people called withdrawal.

Near frowned then glanced at Bei who stared straight into his eyes.

"I prefer to observe and stay to myself" Near replied futilely.

"Sure you do Near, like I'm so oblivious to the reason behind your name." Bei stated.

Near let loose a deep sigh "I like observing people."

Bei looked at him. "We are observant. Aren't we observant Matt?"

"Yeah… sure…" Matt mumbled between the blows to the head he was inflicting upon himself.

Bei smiled happily. "Mello, we observant?"

"Sure?" Mello answered uncertainly between gulps of chocolate.

Bei looked back at Near. "See?"

Near looked longingly to the door.

Mello suddenly looked around. "Okay, I want to know why I'm short two chocolate bars." He looked accusingly at Bei.

Bei grinned her famous Cheshire grin. "It was really good."

"Damn you." Mello glared.

"I only had one." Bei stated.

Mello was staring at her hands which had one chocolate bar in it. "I hate you."

Bei said in mock sadness "I hate you too!" Bei then proceeded to laugh.

While this "argument" went on Near silently left the room as quickly as he could.

After about five minutes of Bei and Mello bickering to each other, Matt said what he hoped would end the bickering. "Where did Near go?"

Bei and Mello looked at each other; they both said "Left" Then continued bickering to each other.

Matt shrugged and mumbled "You two are tearing this family apart." If only he knew….

how wrong he was.

The familiar beeping sounds that went off at that moment made all of them look up at the dreaded PA system.

Watari sighed as if he were unhappy about growing these young children's minds. "All children come to the auditorium this instant." Watari sighed once more before turning off the device.

Bei glared at the PA system. "Again, we were just there yesterday, stupid old geezer…" Bei grumbled.

Matt got up slowly "Well, let's just go before we get in trouble…"

Mello got up with even more reluctance than Matt. "I don't want to hear what crazy scheme that old bastard has up his sleeves…"

Bei grabbed Mello and started dragging him down the hall. "Well, deal with it! Onward march!"

"Just to let you know I really don't like being dragged…" Mello mumbled.

Bei just continued to drag Mello down the hall as if she didn't hear him.

Mello let out a long exasperation of a sigh.

Matt just followed the retreating figures of Bei and Mello, while he played his video game all the while ignoring the hallways.


Bei, Mello and Matt somehow managed to get front row seats even though they were the last ones inside the auditorium.

Watari walks onto the stage smiling slightly to himself.

Bei couldn't look away from the smiling Watari as she whispered to Mello and Matt. "Why is he smiling? He's old he can't be that happy!"

"Sinister plot…" Matt whispered while trying to disappear behind his game boy which was incredibly difficult since he had red hair and was in the front row.

Mello silently agreed with Matt. "I think we're done for guys…"

Bei, Mello and Matt slowly nodded.

"Alright ladies and gentlemen, if I can call you that… THIS" Watari held up a sheet of paper. "Is the revised edition of your first assignment."

Mello and Bei opened their mouths at the same time. "What I thought you gave up this ridiculous idea of yours?" They shouted in unison.

Watari smiled even wider. "No No, you're school kids, you need assignments and as I am your legal guardian we are going to try this first assignment thing again."

Bei frowned. She shouted the word boo for roughly 5 minutes, she then took a deep breath and continued to shout boo for another 3 minutes.

Watari stared at her.

Bei stopped booing and smiled at Watari and waved innocently, not out of breath at all.

He continued to stare at her, "Since you volunteered Ms. Jing…" He waved his arm to the stairs leading up to the stage.

Bei got up slowly. "Darn it!" She walked up the stairs to receive her first assignment.

Watari turned the paper over and showed it to her.

She read it. "What the heck? This is exactly the same as before!"

Watari smiled. "Exactly, I decided I wasn't going to let school children tell me how to run my school."

Bei stared at him in disbelief for a second, and before she even knew what she was saying. She yelled, "You Bastard!" She quickly put her hand to her mouth in disbelief.

Watari's mouth fell open in disbelief. "I thought you didn't swear…?" He asked hesitantly.

She stared at nothing for awhile. "I…I thought so too…"

Watari smiled. "See you're doing better already!"

She glared, than she looked like she was going to cry. "I am… 13 years without swearing, Damn you Mello!" She covered her mouth again. Watari had a look of shock.

Mello stood up. "What the hell did I do?"

She didn't even look at him.

Watari said. "You're doing the assignment already."

"I am not! My rival is fucking Erin!" She cried and ran off stage. She didn't stop running until she reached her room where she sat in a corner, in the fetal position, sucking her thumb; tic-tacs discarded on the floor.


Matt and Mello were holding up the group in Matt's room.

"Where's Bei?" Mello casually said while eating a chocolate bar.

"Why do you care?" Matt said while playing his video game.

"I don't! I'm going for a walk!"

"You don't usually go for walks at midnight"

"That's because Bei is usually here at midnight!"

"No she usually leaves around 11:59 and then she comes back at 2"

"Why so specific?"

"Why are you going for a walk?"

"I need some chocolate from my private stash"

"But your chocolate's in here and you don't have a private stash, and according to the assignment you are supposed to be doing what you normally don't do"

"Then why are you playing a video game?"

"Why do you care about Bei?"

"I don't give a damn about her! I don't fucking care about her at all!" He stormed out of the room and slammed the door.

Matt smiled and continued playing his video game, eating some of Mello's private chocolate.


Mello cautiously walked up to Bei's room, already feeling the negative aura flowing freely from the door which doesn't normally look that menacing.

Mello walked in to find the lights dim and a single candle lit on a large pack of tic-tacs in the middle of the room. He found Bei in the corner sucking her thumb, he looked around the room with looks of disbelief, shock and disgust. He took a bite of chocolate only to remember he didn't take any with him and was actually taking a bite out of his hand. He swore quietly to himself. Then he asked "Why are you sucking your thumb?"

Bei glared at him and momentarily taking out her thumb from the cavern that is her mouth to shout, "Why the hell do you care you son of a bitch?"

He quietly and cautiously sat down on her bed, directly facing her. "Wow… in all the years I've known you, you have never sworn. Yet you swore like 5 times today alone… Wow." He never saw her hand come towards his face. But he did see the wall as he fell to the floor. It was a dark, nice looking wall. Somehow, he didn't see the floor as he hit it, but it looked just as nice and dark as the wall.

"Get the fuck out of my room, you fuck wad!" She towered over him.

He was staring at her completely shell-shocked and as he clutched his face he yelled "Fine, I don't know what the hell is wrong with you but you… need to… snap… out of it and uh you are bringing down the family, lady!"

He barely ducked in time to dodge the T.V. flying towards him. "What the hell?"

They stared each other down.

After a minute she started crying and all she said was "Please go" it wasn't an angry demand it was simply a request.

Mello was somewhat confused, somewhat shocked, and somewhat scared.

All he said as he left was "Man did you finally get your period?" This time the T.V. really did hit him.


In the endless white walls, with the endless comfy pillows, soft beds and fluffy blankets laid Mello in the infirmary.

"Man, you do have a way with women don't you?" Matt said after looking at Mello laying in bed, covered in bandages.

"Shut up" Mello growled.

"What are you going to do?"

"I don't know but when I think of it I will get you."

"You keep telling yourself that."

After a moment of silence for Mello's manhood.

"What the hell is the matter with you, you never say that to a girl, never, under any circumstance!" Matt yelled.

"Shut up, stop worrying about what's wrong with me, I think something is wrong with our little friend"

"Wait… did you just call her a friend?"

"No, no I never said that, she can't stop swearing! Make her stop its weird" Mello whined.

"Alright, just promise me one thing"

"What is it?"

"Act like a man for once in your life"

Mello stared as Matt left.


Author's note: Yes I am well aware these 5 - 6 chapters don't have a plot. That's why they sucked in the first place, that and I wrote them a long time ago when I wasn't that good of a writer. I'd greatly appreciate it if you reviewed as I stated above.