Hollyleaf: ! Hic! Wa ha ha haa! Hic! I want beeeerrrr!
A: I'm sorry Hollyleaf, but I don't have any beer so would you now please GO AWAY?
H: I - WANT - BEER!
A: I DON'T HAVE BEER!
H: F*** YOU!
A: HOLLYLEAF! HOW DARE YOU SWEAR IN HERE! GET OUT NOW! THIS IS MEANT TO BE RATED K FOR GOD'S SAKE!
H: NO! I WILL NOT GET OUT! I – WANT – BEER!
A: *throws Hollyleaf out the window*
A: Thank God she's gone. Now, the usual disclaimer applies so welcome to chapter 2! Chapter!
Brambleclaw was feeling soooo cool. He had just had 37 pints of beer –
H: Beeeeeeerrrrrrrr!
and he was completely drunk. He was currently wearing Mousefur's pink handbag on his head and was junmping around the ThunderClan camp going "I'm a little plastic bag!" Squirrelflight saw Brambleclaw and said "Brambleclaw, what the HELL are you doing?" He replied " I'm being cool, unlike your mother." Squirrelflight became furious and hit him over the head with her new Louis Vuitton handbag, bought in the January sales, knocking Brambleclaw out. She reluctantly started dragging Brambleclaw across the camp to Jayfeather's den. "Jayfeather!" she called. No response. "Jayfeather!". No response. "JAYFEATHER! MOVE YOUR LAZY BUTT OUT HERE RIGHT NOW YOU LITTLE UNRESPONSIVE IDIOT!" she yowled into the medicine den. Jayfeather came outside and yowled at her. "WHADDYOUWANT? CAN'T YOU SEE I'M BUSY YOU NOSY LITTLE BRAT?" "Jayfeather, I actually have a patient for you, if you would care to look." "Oh no not another passed-out one! Make a nest for him and be QUICK about it, if you know what quick means." Squirrelflight quickly made a nest next to Firestar, who had passed out on hearing how much Hollyleaf had spent when she had gone to London the previous day. She then had to listen to a long lecture by Jayfeather on what time to call on people and what time not to call on people.
Jayfeather was feeling like trash. He had not had any sleep in 2 days and, deep within his heart, he wished that alcohol and London had never been invented….
A: Yes! Two chapters in one day. That's all you're getting from me today, guys, but I will be back here updating tomorrow… I think
J: I – HATE – MY – LIIIIFFFFEEE!
